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- Narrated by: Laurie West, Sean Masters
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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Publisher's summary
Ellodie Cassandra Solaire made a single, solitary New Year’s resolution.
That resolution was set in stone, and she wouldn’t be breaking it, no matter what.
It was simple: Say yes to every person who asks her out on a date until she finds a boyfriend.
Easy, right?
Wrong.
She breaks that New Year’s resolution three months into the year after a guy gives her serial killer vibes.
Fast forward three months, and she’s unhappily saying yes to any man who asks.
Until one day, there she is, eating a chicken burrito waiting for traffic to clear, and he appears like a knight in shining armor.
One second, she’s counting down the seconds until the parade dissipates so she can go home, and the next, a car is flying through the air directly beside her, courtesy of a hot cop performing a PIT maneuver.
It’s during the middle of the arrest when Quaid Carter’s eyes find hers.
From that moment on, she’s lost to anyone else but him.
The only problem is that serial killer vibe she got off of her potential date a few months ago isn’t just a vibe. It’s a full-blown obsession. And the serial killer decides that she won’t be the one to get away.
Quaid Carter has different ideas, though.
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- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 88
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 88
Sometimes you need to crash a funeral to experience happiness. At least Kissimmee Singh, aerial artist for Singh Circus, the most sought-after traveling circus of all time, keeps telling herself that’s why she crashes funerals. In reality, she’s lost and confused. Sometimes it’s nice to experience other people’s grief and be reminded that life isn’t as bad as it could be.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love this one!
- By Sheri B. on 01-01-24
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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The Bossy One
- By: Leslie North
- Narrated by: Sean Masters, Suzanne T. Fortin
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
If you throw an Irish billionaire out of a plane at 40,000 feet, would he fly? That's the question I ask myself on our flight when Declan Bryne told me that it’d be “grand" if I could stop talking. I can’t help it. I’m a nervous flyer. But that should've been my sign to hit EJECT! Because this is doomed to fail. He’s a total grump. He obviously doesn’t like me. He's too distractingly gorgeous to be around for any length of time. And he’s made it clear that as soon as he can find another nanny, I’m gone.
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2 out of 5 stars
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The Bossy One
- By ❤️LOVES BOOKS❤️ on 09-06-24
By: Leslie North
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Always Someone's Monster
- Battle Crows MC, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers, Tor Thom
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 393
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 376
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 372
After a horrible marriage, Haggard has zero plans of ever finding a woman again. One-night stands not counting, he adores his life as a single man. There are no expectations. No "where are yous" and "are you coming homes". The life he chooses to live is a simple one. Until he makes a huge mistake, and he steps over that line between "daughter’s best friend" and "a woman he desperately wants". Before long, he can’t stop thinking about her. Can’t stop wanting her. Can’t stop feeling things for her that a man 20 years her senior should never feel for a girl he watched grow up.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tear Jerker have your tissues ready !!
- By Chauntelle TorresBentley on 01-21-22
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Nobody Cares Unless You're Pretty
- Gator Bait MC, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Cindy Harden, Will Peters
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 207
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 194
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Story5 out of 5 stars 194
The problem with Wake was that he was understandable. He was the type of villain who literally scared the absolute shit out of you because you knew that under the right circumstances, you could end up exactly like him.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good start!
- By Anonymous User on 12-13-22
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Just Kidding
- SWAT Generation 2.0, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Robyn Verne, Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 490
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 453
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 451
When Mr. January himself tells Rowen to do what a gunman says, she’s had enough. Rowen has never really been a girl that does what she’s told. Mr. January won’t have to save her. She can dang well save herself.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The Summary is wrong
- By B-Lynn920 on 02-13-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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No Cap
- Carter Brothers, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Kelli Tager, Ryan Stone
- Length: 6 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 112
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 112
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 112
You know when you see that big red flag, and you think to yourself, I should probably not go anywhere near there? Yeah, Quincy Carter ignored that big red flag. He walked right up to that red flag, waving blatantly in the wind, and kissed the holy hell out of her. Sure, he probably should've arrested her for breaking a restraining order. He probably also should've stopped her from continuing to break that restraining order. Yet he can't.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I really enjoyed it
- By tori on 09-05-24
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Fun House
- Welcome to the Circus, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Sebastian York, Mackenzie Cartwright
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 95
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 88
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 88
Sometimes you need to crash a funeral to experience happiness. At least Kissimmee Singh, aerial artist for Singh Circus, the most sought-after traveling circus of all time, keeps telling herself that’s why she crashes funerals. In reality, she’s lost and confused. Sometimes it’s nice to experience other people’s grief and be reminded that life isn’t as bad as it could be.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love this one!
- By Sheri B. on 01-01-24
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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The Bossy One
- By: Leslie North
- Narrated by: Sean Masters, Suzanne T. Fortin
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 38
If you throw an Irish billionaire out of a plane at 40,000 feet, would he fly? That's the question I ask myself on our flight when Declan Bryne told me that it’d be “grand" if I could stop talking. I can’t help it. I’m a nervous flyer. But that should've been my sign to hit EJECT! Because this is doomed to fail. He’s a total grump. He obviously doesn’t like me. He's too distractingly gorgeous to be around for any length of time. And he’s made it clear that as soon as he can find another nanny, I’m gone.
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2 out of 5 stars
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The Bossy One
- By ❤️LOVES BOOKS❤️ on 09-06-24
By: Leslie North
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Always Someone's Monster
- Battle Crows MC, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers, Tor Thom
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 393
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 376
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 372
After a horrible marriage, Haggard has zero plans of ever finding a woman again. One-night stands not counting, he adores his life as a single man. There are no expectations. No "where are yous" and "are you coming homes". The life he chooses to live is a simple one. Until he makes a huge mistake, and he steps over that line between "daughter’s best friend" and "a woman he desperately wants". Before long, he can’t stop thinking about her. Can’t stop wanting her. Can’t stop feeling things for her that a man 20 years her senior should never feel for a girl he watched grow up.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Tear Jerker have your tissues ready !!
- By Chauntelle TorresBentley on 01-21-22
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Nobody Cares Unless You're Pretty
- Gator Bait MC, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Cindy Harden, Will Peters
- Length: 6 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 207
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 194
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Story5 out of 5 stars 194
The problem with Wake was that he was understandable. He was the type of villain who literally scared the absolute shit out of you because you knew that under the right circumstances, you could end up exactly like him.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Good start!
- By Anonymous User on 12-13-22
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Just Kidding
- SWAT Generation 2.0, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Robyn Verne, Noah Michael Levine
- Length: 6 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 490
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 453
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 451
When Mr. January himself tells Rowen to do what a gunman says, she’s had enough. Rowen has never really been a girl that does what she’s told. Mr. January won’t have to save her. She can dang well save herself.
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3 out of 5 stars
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The Summary is wrong
- By B-Lynn920 on 02-13-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Hide Your Crazy
- KPD Motorcycle Patrol, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Erin Mallon, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 647
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 596
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 592
"I’m kind of a lady, but definitely more of a weirdo." Hearing the woman at the table behind him say that to her friend should’ve turned Logan Gibbs off. It doesn’t. In all honesty, it only makes him listen harder. He’s had enough weird in his life to last a lifetime. The last thing his complicated life needs is a woman in it who has no clue what color you get when you mix yellow and blue together. Yet, her obvious blonde moments aren’t enough to deter him. Nor is her lack of finger-painting skills.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A CUTE STORY & A GREAT START TO A NEW SERIES
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-23-19
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Repeat Offender
- Souls Chapel Revenants MC, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Connor Crais, CJ Bloom
- Length: 5 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 565
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 520
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 516
Six Ines Broussard walks right into the middle of hell. And at the center of it? Lynnwood Thatcher. The mayor. The man that she took one glance at on the night of his inauguration and dismissed as boring. A total stick in the mud. Only, he’s not so boring shirtless, in the middle of nowhere, doing things that are very illegal. At first, she’s appalled. Then her interest gets piqued. Stuck-up suit is hot! And he has tattoos. Then, he goes and kidnaps her...and she soon realizes, nobody is quite as hot as you thought they were when they’re holding you hostage.
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5 out of 5 stars
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oh this series is gonna be amazing!!
- By Jaime G on 01-12-21
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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No Rep
- Madd CrossFit, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Tieran WIlder
- Length: 5 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 235
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 224
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 224
Taos was tired. Tired of everything that came with living. Not to the point where he was suicidal or anything, but tired enough that he just didn’t give a crap anymore. He’d seen all the ugliness this world had to offer due to his job as a police officer for way too many damn years of his less than stellar life.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Unpopular opinion
- By Bettyloveslove on 07-24-21
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Smokeshow
- Smoke Series, Book 1
- By: Abbi Glines
- Narrated by: Ingrid Greene
- Length: 7 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 44
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 44
Hughes Farm was the largest racing-horse establishment in the South. The family that owned it was known to be wealthy, powerful, arrogant, and terrifying. My first encounter with them didn’t prepare me for all that was to come. I don’t think anything truly could have. Growing up with only my father and brother hadn’t been easy, but we’d had each other. Losing them was the hardest thing I’d ever faced. It had made the times we went without food, electricity, or even shelter seem insignificant in comparison.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wow.!
- By Anonymous User on 08-30-23
By: Abbi Glines
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Kinda Don't Care
- The Simple Man Series, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Joe Arden, Virginia Rose
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 357
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 333
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 329
She’s in a white dress that dances around her ankles, and her hair tumbles in a long sheet of curls down her back. A veil covers her beautiful eyes, and she smiles directly at him. Janie is everything Rafe’s ever imagined she would be on her wedding day. Breathtaking. Gorgeous. Perfect. The moment he sees her walking down the aisle toward him, he knows that she’s the one. Then, she passes him, making her way to the man she’s to marry.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Don't bother
- By Denise on 04-24-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Captain My Captain
- Club Decadence, Book 1
- By: Maddie Taylor
- Narrated by: Sean Masters
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story4 out of 5 stars 5
After 15 years of service, Special Forces Captain Tony Rossi is home for good and ready to transition to civilian life. With his business affairs in order, he wants to focus on his personal life and reconnect with the unforgettable Megan Sinclair. Their age gap and Cap's tours of duty abroad have forced him to remain distant for far too long. But Megan is all grown up now, and without any barriers in their way, Cap is determined to pursue his heart's every desire.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing
- By Sue on 10-18-24
By: Maddie Taylor
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The Feud
- Bluegrass Empires, Book 1
- By: Sawyer Bennett
- Narrated by: Sean Masters, Kit Swann
- Length: 8 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 21
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
As the oldest of his siblings, Ethan Blackburn bears the weight of responsibility for the day-to-day operations of Blackburn Farms, the largest Saddlebred breeding and training facility in Kentucky. Serious, gruff and solely focused on the success of the family business, Ethan isn’t one to mince words or waste time on anything that doesn’t further his interests. But when his meticulous world is upended by a shadowed secret brought into the light, Ethan is sent into a tailspin.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderful New Series
- By Rhonda Madison on 06-30-24
By: Sawyer Bennett
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Cold Fury
- Royal Bastards MC: Minneapolis, MN, Book 1
- By: Daphne Loveling
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Anastasia Watley
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 14
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 12
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Story5 out of 5 stars 12
Years ago, I fell in love with an angel. Only problem: her brother was in a rival MC. My prez gave me an ultimatum: her or my club. Fool that I was, I chose the club. Years later, I run into her when she moves back to town. She still hurts from the way I treated her back then. But this time, I'm not giving her up. Her brother's club and mine are still bitter enemies. And claiming Kat threatens to throw us into full-on war. But none of that matters. I'm going to win her back. This time, Kat is mine. No matter the cost.
By: Daphne Loveling
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Halligan to My Axe
- Heroes of Dixie Wardens MC Series, Book 2
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Lidia Dornet, Mason Lloyd
- Length: 6 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 946
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 876
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 870
Kettle had it all. Until he didn't. He lost it all in a moment. One heart stopping, soul shattering moment, and there wasn't a single thing he could do about it. From that day forward, he stayed away from relationships. Then he responded to a possible fire and there she was, rocking his world when he didn't want it to be rocked. Adeline was just a schoolteacher. She lived a boring life. Until she stole something. And it didn't have anything to do with the sexy firefighter's heart. Oh, she stole that, too, even if he didn't want it to be stolen.
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5 out of 5 stars
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great
- By Chasity J Williams on 06-09-19
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Shock Advised
- Kilgore Fire, Book 1
- By: Lani Lynn Vale
- Narrated by: Emma Wilder, Jason Clarke
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 355
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 338
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 336
Taima, a.k.a. Tai, is the last person people come to for help. He’s the fuck up...the bad boy...the guy that only looks out for himself. Which couldn’t be further from the truth. He’s fought hard to become the man he is today. He’s a hero in the public’s eye. A firefighter that the young all the way to the old turn to for help at the lowest point in their lives. What people don’t know, though, is that he’s no hero. He’s the reason his sister is dead, and he’ll spend the rest of his life trying to right that wrong.
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3 out of 5 stars
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What the Heck?
- By awriternot on 03-25-20
By: Lani Lynn Vale
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Stolen Heart
- Hearts of Sawyers Bend # 1
- By: Ivy Layne
- Narrated by: Lucy Rivers, Joe Arden
- Length: 10 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 193
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 181
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Story5 out of 5 stars 180
What happens when the only person you ever trusted betrays you? Hope Daniels was my friend. My confidant. Right up until the day she stabbed me in the back and cost me everything. My family. My fortune. My legacy. Now my father’s been murdered and his will might be the death of me. It wasn’t enough to banish me 15 years ago. Even dead, he cant resist twisting the knife. He’ll give me back everything I lost, everything he stole...if I marry Hope. To make matters worse, the fate of the town rests in my hands.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Critique of Stolen Heart
- By Kindle Customer on 01-05-21
By: Ivy Layne
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Someone Like You
- Wild Widows, Book 1
- By: Marie Force
- Narrated by: Janine Granda, Sebastian York
- Length: 10 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 272
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 241
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 239
After I suddenly lose my husband, Patrick, in a senseless shooting, I’m lost in a sea of well-meaning people trying to make the unimaginable seem possible. When a friend of my sister’s connects me to the Wild Widows, I find a group of fellow travelers who understand my new reality in a way no one else in my life ever could. The Wild Widows have one requirement for membership to their group: I must be open to the possibility of a "Chapter Two", which is what they call a second chance at love.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Attention: Lisa Edgar
- By MsBTorres on 02-16-22
By: Marie Force
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- Kel
- 06-06-24
🤔😬🙃
OK, book one was a cozy read. Really smooth fun and Loving. Then book 2 kept me on the edge of my seat! I couldn't wait until the others shoe dropped finally. While it moved at a slow build up. I love the performance, the story line, so overall the author always gets it right.
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- sherry bailey
- 06-04-24
I love the meeting
I love the way they met and the way the characters seem to shine even the side characters shine some.
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- Nancy H. Sorsby
- 06-09-24
Loved loved loved the story.
This book is a wonderful read. Lani knocked it out of the park as usual. But please oh please reevaluate the female narrators. When all of Lani’s books started coming out (Freebirds) they where wonderful to listen to. Now the female narrators sounds just…blah. The female heroines are young and should sound it not like older women.
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- SueG
- 06-17-24
Does not disappoint
Another great story by Lani Lynn Vale. Main characters are great. Surprised about the serial killer. Like both families. Enjoy!
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- Tam
- 06-18-24
Great read
Great story from beginning to end. Looking forward to reading more about the Carter men.
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- Cara
- 07-03-24
Highly Recommend
This book has me on the edge of my seat. Ellodie is a smart and strong FMC and challenges Quaid’s broody attitude. Things happen fast for these two, but the last 20% had me in a chokehold. I read the first one and loved it just as much.
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- A.Fernandez
- 06-06-24
Quaid and Ellodie
An intensely captivating, emotional, sinfully sensual and absolutely entertaining journey to go on with Quaid and Ellodie. I enjoyed every single invigorating moment of this story.
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- Jaime G
- 06-07-24
thank you!!
I am loving these boys and their ladies! the narrators did a great job as well!
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