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- The Eye in the Pyramid
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So begins this original trilogy of conspiracies, Illuminatus!. For the first time in audiobook form, the unabridged epic is presented in all its grandeur, spookiness, hilarity, and brilliance.
The Illuminati, an inside joke? The lunatic fringe? Or a vast conspiracy hidden for centuries, unleashing it's power on a naive, defenseless world? It was the lousy luck of Saul Goodman, a tough, streetwise New York detective, to smell the trail in a bombed-out office - the heavy case he'd always dreaded. In a breakneck race against an awesome deadline, Goodman plunges down the trail of the ultimate conspiracy as the days fall away toward Apocalypse.
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Part I: The Eye in the Pyramid is performed by the incomparable Ken Campbell and Chris Fairbank. In 1976, Ken Campbell adapted Illuminatus! for the stage, creating a 10-hour epic that went on to open the Royal National Theatre in London under the patronage of Queen Elizabeth II.
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"The ultimate conspiracy book...the biggest sci-cult novel to come along since Dune." ( Village Voice) "If you want to read a riddle wrapped in an enigma within a conundrum that turns out to be the best secret in the world, get the Illuminatus! trilogy." ( New Age Journal)
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They have been with us throughout the ages: the "Invisible College" of wisdom and their adversaries, the destroyers. Naples, Italy, circa 1764: A young aristocrat is about to stumble onto one piece of the great pattern. As witness to a vicious assassination and victim of his passion for the beautiful daughter of his enemy, young Sigismundo Celine is forced to begin a mystical odyssey amidst an ageless clash of Freemasons, Mafia, and the Illuminati.
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Hugely entertaining and informative.
- By Andrew on 07-13-07
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Prometheus Rising
- By: Robert Anton Wilson
- Narrated by: Robert Anton Wilson, Oliver Senton
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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Prometheus Rising describes the landscape of human evolution and offers the listener an opportunity to become a conscious participant. In an astoundingly useful road map infused with humor and startling insight, Robert Anton Wilson presents the eight circuits of the brain model as an essential guide for the effort to break free of imprinted and programmed behavior. Bob writes, "We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch. Unleashing our full stature–our total brain power–is what this book is all about.”
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The voice
- By Dee on 07-11-24
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Cosmic Trigger II: Down to Earth
- By: Robert Anton Wilson
- Narrated by: Oliver Senton
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
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Volume Two of the series presents the metaphor of the Bridge and the lessons of Bob’s early life that brought him to the wisdom of the Model Agnostic’s perspective. In Bob’s typical wide-ranging narratives, we learn, among other mind-blowing anecdotes, about the similarities between the Pope of Rome and the Wizard of Oz. Don’t miss this explosion of thought, when for the second time, Bob pulls the Cosmic Trigger.
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Huge RAW Fan
- By Qabick on 07-03-20
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Robert Anton Wilson Explains Everything (or Old Bob Exposes His Ignorance)
- By: Robert Anton Wilson PhD
- Narrated by: Robert Anton Wilson PhD
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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This once-in-a-lifetime, 12-session recording captures one of the most unconventional and brilliant writers of this century in conversation, and makes available to Wilson's legion of fans a refreshing insider's view of this enigmatic (and often misunderstood) author. Join Wilson as he discusses such topics as futurist psychology, the paranormal, God, conspiracies real and imagined, James Joyce, guerrilla ontology, plus rare personal reflections on his extraordinary life.
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Six hours of RAW?! What could be better?!
- By Luna Lucifera on 07-12-15
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The KLF
- Chaos, Magic, and the Band Who Burned a Million Pounds
- By: John Higgs
- Narrated by: John Higgs
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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In this fascinating and in-depth biography, popular British writer and cultural historian John Higgs digs into the story behind the end of one of the most popular bands of the late twentieth century. The band members themselves, when asked in interviews, were never able to satisfactorily explain their behavior, but looked haunted every time it came up. With his characteristically creative mind, Higgs leads listeners on a journey to understand “a story that no one knows they are in—least of all the main characters.”
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An absolutely incredible account of the most interesting event leading up to the new millennium
- By Anonymous User on 07-15-24
By: John Higgs
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Cosmic Trigger I
- Final Secret of the Illuminati
- By: Robert Anton Wilson
- Narrated by: Oliver Senton
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
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The great modern classic of a brilliant rebel's personal exploration into the nature of consciousness. Based on The Robert Anton Wilson Trust Authorized Hilaritas Press Edition.
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Great content, bad narrator
- By Phaedrus on 09-12-17
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The Earth Will Shake
- The Historical Illuminatus Chronicles Vol. I
- By: Robert Anton Wilson
- Narrated by: Scot Crisp
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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They have been with us throughout the ages: the "Invisible College" of wisdom and their adversaries, the destroyers. Naples, Italy, circa 1764: A young aristocrat is about to stumble onto one piece of the great pattern. As witness to a vicious assassination and victim of his passion for the beautiful daughter of his enemy, young Sigismundo Celine is forced to begin a mystical odyssey amidst an ageless clash of Freemasons, Mafia, and the Illuminati.
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Hugely entertaining and informative.
- By Andrew on 07-13-07
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Prometheus Rising
- By: Robert Anton Wilson
- Narrated by: Robert Anton Wilson, Oliver Senton
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
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Prometheus Rising describes the landscape of human evolution and offers the listener an opportunity to become a conscious participant. In an astoundingly useful road map infused with humor and startling insight, Robert Anton Wilson presents the eight circuits of the brain model as an essential guide for the effort to break free of imprinted and programmed behavior. Bob writes, "We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual mental crouch. Unleashing our full stature–our total brain power–is what this book is all about.”
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The voice
- By Dee on 07-11-24
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Cosmic Trigger II: Down to Earth
- By: Robert Anton Wilson
- Narrated by: Oliver Senton
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Volume Two of the series presents the metaphor of the Bridge and the lessons of Bob’s early life that brought him to the wisdom of the Model Agnostic’s perspective. In Bob’s typical wide-ranging narratives, we learn, among other mind-blowing anecdotes, about the similarities between the Pope of Rome and the Wizard of Oz. Don’t miss this explosion of thought, when for the second time, Bob pulls the Cosmic Trigger.
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Huge RAW Fan
- By Qabick on 07-03-20
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Robert Anton Wilson Explains Everything (or Old Bob Exposes His Ignorance)
- By: Robert Anton Wilson PhD
- Narrated by: Robert Anton Wilson PhD
- Length: 6 hrs and 4 mins
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This once-in-a-lifetime, 12-session recording captures one of the most unconventional and brilliant writers of this century in conversation, and makes available to Wilson's legion of fans a refreshing insider's view of this enigmatic (and often misunderstood) author. Join Wilson as he discusses such topics as futurist psychology, the paranormal, God, conspiracies real and imagined, James Joyce, guerrilla ontology, plus rare personal reflections on his extraordinary life.
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Six hours of RAW?! What could be better?!
- By Luna Lucifera on 07-12-15
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The KLF
- Chaos, Magic, and the Band Who Burned a Million Pounds
- By: John Higgs
- Narrated by: John Higgs
- Length: 6 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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In this fascinating and in-depth biography, popular British writer and cultural historian John Higgs digs into the story behind the end of one of the most popular bands of the late twentieth century. The band members themselves, when asked in interviews, were never able to satisfactorily explain their behavior, but looked haunted every time it came up. With his characteristically creative mind, Higgs leads listeners on a journey to understand “a story that no one knows they are in—least of all the main characters.”
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An absolutely incredible account of the most interesting event leading up to the new millennium
- By Anonymous User on 07-15-24
By: John Higgs
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Cosmic Trigger III
- My Life After Death
- By: Robert Anton Wilson
- Narrated by: Oliver Senton
- Length: 7 hrs and 41 mins
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The first volume of the Cosmic Trigger series describes in vivid elucidation the perils of a spiritual journey. Volume two of the series presents the author’s “bridge”—how Bob grew into his expanded perspective of the Multiverse. In this third and final volume, Bob digs even deeper and uncovers the masks of reality and the reality of masks. Warning: This book may reveal more about what is "real" in reality than you might find comfortable!
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Excellent narrator!
- By MC on 07-27-22
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Liber Kaos
- The Psychonomicon
- By: Peter J. Carroll
- Narrated by: Matthew Waterson
- Length: 3 hrs and 59 mins
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Liber Kaos offers a clear understanding of the practice of chaos magick. Peter Carroll’s approach combines methods from shamanism, paganism, and chaos science. This book includes a selection of extremely powerful rituals and exercises for committed occultists and has instructions that lead listeners through new concepts and practices. A complete, advanced magical training course for the individual or for groups is explained, with details of the author’s magical order, an outline for setting up a temple, and instructions for carrying out the essential rituals of chaos magick.
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Insightful
- By Apocalypse Devotee on 03-13-24
By: Peter J. Carroll
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The Illuminati
- The Secret Society That Hijacked the World
- By: Jim Marrs
- Narrated by: Terrence Bayes
- Length: 19 hrs and 23 mins
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Chilling initiations. Big banks and money manipulations. Possible links to the Rockefellers, Rothschilds, Adamses, and Bushes. Reviewing the evidence, documents, and connections, The Illuminati: The Secret Society That Hijacked the World by award-winning journalist and author Jim Marrs shines a light on the history, workings, continuing influence, and pernicious and hidden power of this secret order. Surveying experts, Marrs cuts through the wild speculation and the attempts to silence critical thinkers to tell the true story of this secret cabal.
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Repetitive but Very Interesting
- By Adam on 09-02-18
By: Jim Marrs
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The Exegesis of Philip K. Dick
- By: Jonathan Lethem - editor, Pamela Jackson - editor, Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Fred Stella
- Length: 52 hrs and 6 mins
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Based on thousands of pages of typed and handwritten notes, journal entries, letters, and story sketches, The Exegesis of Philip K. Dick is the magnificent and imaginative final work of an author who dedicated his life to questioning the nature of reality and perception, the malleability of space and time, and the relationship between the human and the divine. Edited and introduced by Pamela Jackson and Jonathan Lethem, this is the definitive presentation of Dick’s brilliant, and epic, work.
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Fascinating Journals of a Garage Philosopher
- By Rich S. on 10-05-13
By: Jonathan Lethem - editor, and others
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Quantum Psychology
- Re-Thinking Time, Space & Interpersonal Connections
- By: Isaac R. Betanzos
- Narrated by: Robin Nixon
- Length: 8 hrs and 8 mins
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Quantum Psychology holistically approaches challenges and basic conceptions about the way reality reveals itself that we take for granted, re-thinking them from a new prism. It questions the very same foundations of our existence and what "being" truly encompasses. This is a journey to interpret our reality and your role in its unfolding as never imagined before. You might love it or disagree with it, but you will not be left indifferent.
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It’s ok…
- By Cinthya Alicea on 01-23-23
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Radio Free Albemuth
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Jeff Cummings, Patrick Lawlor
- Length: 9 hrs and 9 mins
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In Radio Free Albemuth, his last novel, Philip K. Dick morphed and recombined themes that had informed his fiction from A Scanner Darkly to VALIS and produced a wild, impassioned work that sounds like a visionary alternate history of the United States. Agonizingly suspenseful, darkly hilarious, and filled with enough conspiracy theories to thrill the most hardened paranoid, Radio Free Albemuth is proof of Dick's stature as our century's greatest science fiction writer.
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The Pistol to the Head
- By Darwin8u on 01-02-17
By: Philip K. Dick
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Naked Lunch
- The Restored Text
- By: William S. Burroughs
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 10 hrs and 24 mins
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Naked Lunch is one of the most important novels of the 20th century, a book that redefined not just literature but American culture. An unnerving tale of a narcotics addict unmoored in New York, Tangiers, and, ultimately, a nightmarish wasteland known as Interzone.
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Delightful rendition
- By csk on 10-11-12
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Songs of a Dead Dreamer and Grimscribe
- By: Thomas Ligotti, Jeff VanderMeer - foreword
- Narrated by: Jon Padgett, Linda Jones
- Length: 21 hrs and 54 mins
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Thomas Ligotti’s debut collection, Songs of a Dead Dreamer, and his second, Grimscribe, permanently inscribed a new name in the pantheon of horror fiction. Influenced by the strange terrors of Lovecraft and Poe and by the brutal absurdity of Kafka, Ligotti eschews cheap, gory thrills for his own brand of horror, which shocks at the deepest, existential, levels.
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Incredible!
- By Erik McHatton on 02-27-23
By: Thomas Ligotti, and others
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Total Recall
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 59 mins
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Philip K. Dick’s classic short story tells the story of Douglas Quail, an unfulfilled bureaucrat who dreams of visiting Mars, but can't afford the trip. Luckily, there is Rekal Incorporated, a company that lets everyday stiffs believe they’ve been on incredible adventures. The only problem is that when technicians attempt a memory implant of a spy mission to Mars, they find that real memories of just such a trip are already in Quail's brain. Suddenly, Quail is running for his life from government agents, but his memories might make him more of a liability than he is worth.
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PKD good one
- By Darryl on 09-18-12
By: Philip K. Dick
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A Scanner Darkly
- By: Philip K. Dick
- Narrated by: Paul Giamatti
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
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Bob Arctor is a dealer of the lethally addictive drug Substance D. Fred is the police agent assigned to tail and eventually bust him. To do so, Fred takes on the identity of a drug dealer named Bob Arctor. And since Substance D, which Arctor takes in massive doses, gradually splits the user's brain into two distinct, combative entities, Fred doesn't realize he is narcing on himself.
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Drugs are bad
- By Randall on 04-25-09
By: Philip K. Dick
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True Hallucinations
- Being an Account of the Author's Extraordinary Adventures in the Devil's Paradise
- By: Terence McKenna
- Narrated by: Al Kessel
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
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This mesmerizing, surreal account of the bizarre adventures of Terence McKenna, his brother Dennis, and a small band of their friends, is a wild ride of exotic experience and scientific inquiry. Exploring the Amazon Basin in search of mythical shamanic hallucinogens, they encounter a host of unusual characters - including a mushroom, a flying saucer, pirate Mantids from outer space, an appearance by James and Nora Joyce in the guise of poultry, and translinguistic matter - and discover the missing link in the development of human consciousness and language.
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I didn't like the narrator.
- By Dom on 03-20-19
By: Terence McKenna
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Dangerous Visions
- By: Harlan Ellison
- Narrated by: Tim Campbell, Simon Vance, Steven Jay Cohen, and others
- Length: 24 hrs and 33 mins
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A landmark short story collection that put the more character-based New Wave science fiction on the map, Dangerous Visions won several prestigious awards and was nominated for many others. This now-classic anthology includes thirty-three stories by thirty-two award-winning authors, over half of whom have won multiple Hugo and Nebula Awards.
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Pre-Star Trek pre-Star Wars brilliance!
- By Darrell James on 06-29-24
By: Harlan Ellison
What listeners say about Illuminatus! Part I
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- Anonymous User
- 04-20-23
Great Book
This is a great listing that intertwined alot of different knowledge, I'm definitely downloading the 2nd part now, made me feel special my B day 2/23 lol
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- Patrick M.
- 04-25-23
Illuminate me
If you're looking for a mind-bending, hilarious, and completely bonkers audiobook, look no further than "Illuminatus! Part I: The Eye in the Pyramid."
This book is so packed with conspiracy theories, bizarre characters, and plot twists that it'll make your head spin faster than a ceiling fan on high. But don't worry, because this audiobook is narrated by a team of skilled voice actors who bring each character to life with all the gusto and enthusiasm of a game show host on speed.
From the sarcastic wit of protagonist Hagbard Celine to the deranged ramblings of the Illuminati, this audiobook has it all. But what really sets it apart is its ability to poke fun at conspiracy theories while still managing to be strangely uplifting. It's like a big, goofy hug from the universe telling you to lighten up and enjoy the ride.
So if you're feeling down and need a good laugh, or if you just want to explore the weirder side of literature, give "Illuminatus! Part I: The Eye in the Pyramid" a listen. You won't regret it, and who knows, maybe you'll even learn a thing or two about the secret rulers of the world (spoiler alert: it's probably not who you think).
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- wahwah
- 08-26-22
Why is a drummer from Spinal Tap the narrator?
Seriously, it's so difficult to get through this because the narrator has the most ridiculous voice. There is no way that's his real voice. He has to be playing it up for some reason. What reason? I have no idea. It's just absurd enough that it kinda fits the book in a way if you can bear it. But overall, this is the most annoying narration I have ever heard. I believe there's two people doing the narration and if the other guy is the one who isn't a cartoon version of a Sex Pistol then he's good. But the over the top Brit with throat cancer is like 90% of this and I mean if you can sit through it, this is by far one of my favorite books. I'd recommend reading it yourself, though.
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- Michelle L. Schulz
- 01-25-21
The begining of Operation Mind F**k
the beginning of an artistic project that is the birth of all modern Illuminate conspiracy theories. From Allen Moore to the Assassin's Creed video game series, many other artists " in the know" have pulled heavily from this text to further the project.
Not necessarily an easy read, as it fluctuates from purposefully confusing to unintentionally illuminating, but push through the first few chapters and you will be hooked....or not.
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- Heather M
- 08-12-15
hearing it
great narration, listening to this was much more elucidation than reading the book silently; very fun
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- Kevin M. Johnson
- 04-18-19
A great book, ruined by a terrible production.
The narrator sounds like he's been drunk his entire life, and narrates all of the inner monologues. This makes him difficult to understand during times of narration, and destroys the immersion when he pipes up in the middle of a conversation to provide inner context.
Whoever cast this is absolutely terrible. A narrator should have a clear voice, not a lilting slur and a heavy accent. If I wasn't so interested in the story itself I would have returned this for a full refund.
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-08-18
hilarious
Loved these books since my teens but now I'm not sure if it's the truth
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- Anonymous User
- 12-31-17
awesome work
absolutely loved the read! definitely need to read the other remaining books in the series!
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- Tim Beedle
- 06-28-22
Inspired, but Dated
I’ve had The Illuminatus Trilogy on my bookshelf for over 20 years. I always intended to read it, but it’s huge and intimidating. So, when I saw there was an audiobook version, I decided to give it a try. Now that I’ve finished the first book, I can’t say I regret listening to it, but I’m also not in a huge rush to start book two.
In short, while there are moments of inspired creativity here, maybe even brilliance, the book itself meanders all over the place. Characters are introduced and seemingly forgotten about, plot threads are abandoned for hours in favor of stream-of-conscious, drug-tinged philosophy. It’s fascinating for a while and what plot exists IS interesting, but halfway through I found all the conspiracy stuff starting to get tedious, and considering the real problem conspiracy theories are actually causing in American society today, I’m not sure this book has aged well. I don’t know yet if I’m going to listen to the next book. Certainly not right away, if I do.
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- John Spreitzer
- 04-25-22
hail discordia, this audiobook is amazing!
the story has always been a fun romp, and the audiobook performance is superb. considering the way the story routinely jumps narrator and timeline in the space of a few sentences, the performers have done an amazing job with this classic.
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