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Narrated by:
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Will Patton
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By:
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Charles Bukowski
About this listen
A short story from The Most Beautiful Woman in Town & Other Stories
"They had led me down steps, 4 floors down and it had gotten colder and colder and the floors had been covered with a sheen of blood, green floors, green walls.
"I had explained my job - which was to push a button and then through this hole in the wall there was a noise like the crushing of fullbacks or elephants falling in hay, and here it came - something dead, a lot of it, bloody, and he showed me, you take it and throw it on the truck and then push the button and another one comes along, then he walked away, when he did I took off my smock, my tin hat, by boots (issued 3 size too small) and walked up the stairway and out of there....
"...I managed to open the door and get up inside the cab. It had a soft leather seat and the seat felt so good that I knew if I didn't fight it I would soon be asleep."
A brutal personal treatise on the need for work, even the most menial - and the need for dignity.
OBIE winner Will Patton (Remember the Titans, The Good Wife, Armageddon) recreates Bukowski in his visceral prime, along with every eye-popping character in his life, each adversary, lover, and stranger in a lost city.
©1967,1968, 1969, 1970, 1972, 1983 Charles Bukowski (P)2017 Audible, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,207
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Johnnie Rico never really intended to join up—and definitely not the infantry. But now that he’s in the thick of it, trying to get through combat training harder than anything he could have imagined, he knows everyone in his unit is one bad move away from buying the farm in the interstellar war the Terran Federation is waging against the Arachnids. Because everyone in the Mobile Infantry fights. And if the training doesn’t kill you, the Bugs are more than ready to finish the job.
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The definitive version!
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Dead Med
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When Heather McKinley dreamed of becoming a doctor, she imagined curing sick kids and sporting pink stethoscopes. She never anticipated the sleepless nights, grueling exams, and endless labs. And she certainly never knew that her medical school earned the nickname Dead Med thanks to the tragic history of students overdosing on illegal drugs. But Heather would never consider doing anything like that. That is, until her longtime boyfriend dumps her, she finds herself failing anatomy, and her world starts to crumble.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Hmm
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- Roderick Molasar
- 01-27-23
All about jobs that make you wish you were dead.
Hank sure did have a knack for landing the most barbarically grueling and exhausting and humiliating jobs that ever existed. I need a long snooze after just listening to this tale of slow agonizing torture.
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- Roman
- 11-09-17
The story is mentioned in one of his novels
The difficulty if low class life in America.
I enjoyed the "No B.S" style of writing in which Bukonski delivers all of his stuff.
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