-
Let's F*cking Visit Illinois
- Updated 2023 Travel Edition
- Narrated by: Caleb McBride
- Length: 1 hr and 52 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Prime members: New to Audible?Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Let's F*cking Visit Illinois
Buy for $6.95
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
San Antonio Adventure Guide
- Budget-Friendly Family Vacation Destination - Historic Landmarks and Culture - One of the Most Haunted Cities in America
- By: Patti Taylor, Danny Taylor
- Narrated by: John A. Boulanger
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 24
The past collides with the present when you travel to San Antonio, the fastest-growing city in Texas. Open the doors and enter the city of the Riverwalk, historic missions, antebellum homes, art galleries, and museums. Then, spend some time enjoying Texas’ favorite water recreation and other outdoor adventures.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Excited to visit!
- By Jessica J. on 02-10-23
By: Patti Taylor, and others
-
47 Places in Europe to Visit in a Lifetime
- The Ultimate European Travel Bucket List and the History Behind Each Breathtaking Destination
- By: Lysander Sutton
- Narrated by: Michael McMahon
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 25
Throughout this audiobook, I will explore the best locations that Europe has to offer. This is not just any travel guide, but an eye into the life of these dynamic destinations. I will assist you and prepare you for your next European holiday. I aim to inform and inspire you to get the most out of your trip while taking you on an exciting journey through each of these 47 places I have personally visited.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Things To Do In Europe
- By Silvia Bustamante on 10-20-23
By: Lysander Sutton
-
The Funny Travel List Texas - Adventures and Unique Outings
- A Comical Thrills Journey Through the Lone Star State - Puns Jokes and More
- By: Chuck Acts
- Narrated by: Larry G. Jones
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 30
Have you ever wanted to know some of the unique places to stay a night out? Like spending the night in an actual teepee, or Treehouse. Maybe you are seeking the best place to get peach ice cream in the heat of the Texas day, Peach ice cream! Well, look no further than The Funny Travel List Texas: Adventures & Unique Outings, a thorough collection of the finest local Texas spots for fun places to visit and or stay for the entire family.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great resource and enjoyable!
- By Anonymous User on 08-23-23
By: Chuck Acts
-
Edmonton Made Easy
- Super Easy Guide to Discover the Most Popular Local Attractions, Restaurants, Hiking Trails & Activities While Exploring the City of Champions!
- By: G.F. Quinn
- Narrated by: Ciro Giammona
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 47
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 47
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 47
Are you planning a trip to Edmonton and not sure what to see and do when you get there? No worries, it's all here! The city of Edmonton has been widely known as the most sunny, beautiful places to vacation. There are literally so many natural landscapes, breathtaking views, mouth watering restaurants, and a whole bunch of super fun activities, that you simply must visit the City Of Champions!What are some of the best local things to see? With this super easy travel guide, you can be sure not to miss any of it!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Fun and informative!
- By anonymous on 11-10-23
By: G.F. Quinn
-
Pacific Northwest Travel Guide & Stories
- By: RuthAnn Cole
- Narrated by: T.L. Joseph
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 24
When it comes to nature, the Pacific Northwest is one of the most diverse landscapes in the United States of America. Whether you’re looking for deserts to have a sandy good time or a rainforest to go trekking in, you couldn’t have chosen a better place. With its serene forests, inspiring mountain ranges, and incredible urban jungles, you won’t run out of sights to see and wonders to experience. You’ll find all the perks of urban living, from varying cuisines to shows and performances. All you need is this experienced guide to help you plan your days and find the best attractions.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Listen and Adventure through Pacific Northwest!
- By Seritta Hill on 08-13-23
By: RuthAnn Cole
-
The Epic 15 Bucket List Travel Guide
- Wheels and Wanderlust
- By: Golden Sun Ray Adventures
- Narrated by: Pete Ferrand
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 51
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 50
The rolling hills, picturesque barns, and winding country roads are calling you. Are you ready to go? Picture this: it's a crisp fall morning, and you're driving through the rolling hills of Vermont with the windows down. The air is filled with the sweet scent of maple and the sound of rustling leaves. As you wind your way through the quaint towns, you're greeted with an explosion of color. The trees are ablaze with vibrant oranges, yellows, and reds, and the scenery is nothing short of breathtaking.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
so you can focus on adventure
- By Carbon on 05-25-24
-
San Antonio Adventure Guide
- Budget-Friendly Family Vacation Destination - Historic Landmarks and Culture - One of the Most Haunted Cities in America
- By: Patti Taylor, Danny Taylor
- Narrated by: John A. Boulanger
- Length: 2 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 24
The past collides with the present when you travel to San Antonio, the fastest-growing city in Texas. Open the doors and enter the city of the Riverwalk, historic missions, antebellum homes, art galleries, and museums. Then, spend some time enjoying Texas’ favorite water recreation and other outdoor adventures.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Excited to visit!
- By Jessica J. on 02-10-23
By: Patti Taylor, and others
-
47 Places in Europe to Visit in a Lifetime
- The Ultimate European Travel Bucket List and the History Behind Each Breathtaking Destination
- By: Lysander Sutton
- Narrated by: Michael McMahon
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 25
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 25
Throughout this audiobook, I will explore the best locations that Europe has to offer. This is not just any travel guide, but an eye into the life of these dynamic destinations. I will assist you and prepare you for your next European holiday. I aim to inform and inspire you to get the most out of your trip while taking you on an exciting journey through each of these 47 places I have personally visited.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Things To Do In Europe
- By Silvia Bustamante on 10-20-23
By: Lysander Sutton
-
The Funny Travel List Texas - Adventures and Unique Outings
- A Comical Thrills Journey Through the Lone Star State - Puns Jokes and More
- By: Chuck Acts
- Narrated by: Larry G. Jones
- Length: 1 hr and 40 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 30
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 30
Have you ever wanted to know some of the unique places to stay a night out? Like spending the night in an actual teepee, or Treehouse. Maybe you are seeking the best place to get peach ice cream in the heat of the Texas day, Peach ice cream! Well, look no further than The Funny Travel List Texas: Adventures & Unique Outings, a thorough collection of the finest local Texas spots for fun places to visit and or stay for the entire family.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great resource and enjoyable!
- By Anonymous User on 08-23-23
By: Chuck Acts
-
Edmonton Made Easy
- Super Easy Guide to Discover the Most Popular Local Attractions, Restaurants, Hiking Trails & Activities While Exploring the City of Champions!
- By: G.F. Quinn
- Narrated by: Ciro Giammona
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 47
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 47
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 47
Are you planning a trip to Edmonton and not sure what to see and do when you get there? No worries, it's all here! The city of Edmonton has been widely known as the most sunny, beautiful places to vacation. There are literally so many natural landscapes, breathtaking views, mouth watering restaurants, and a whole bunch of super fun activities, that you simply must visit the City Of Champions!What are some of the best local things to see? With this super easy travel guide, you can be sure not to miss any of it!
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Fun and informative!
- By anonymous on 11-10-23
By: G.F. Quinn
-
Pacific Northwest Travel Guide & Stories
- By: RuthAnn Cole
- Narrated by: T.L. Joseph
- Length: 4 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 24
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 24
When it comes to nature, the Pacific Northwest is one of the most diverse landscapes in the United States of America. Whether you’re looking for deserts to have a sandy good time or a rainforest to go trekking in, you couldn’t have chosen a better place. With its serene forests, inspiring mountain ranges, and incredible urban jungles, you won’t run out of sights to see and wonders to experience. You’ll find all the perks of urban living, from varying cuisines to shows and performances. All you need is this experienced guide to help you plan your days and find the best attractions.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Listen and Adventure through Pacific Northwest!
- By Seritta Hill on 08-13-23
By: RuthAnn Cole
-
The Epic 15 Bucket List Travel Guide
- Wheels and Wanderlust
- By: Golden Sun Ray Adventures
- Narrated by: Pete Ferrand
- Length: 3 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 51
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 50
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 50
The rolling hills, picturesque barns, and winding country roads are calling you. Are you ready to go? Picture this: it's a crisp fall morning, and you're driving through the rolling hills of Vermont with the windows down. The air is filled with the sweet scent of maple and the sound of rustling leaves. As you wind your way through the quaint towns, you're greeted with an explosion of color. The trees are ablaze with vibrant oranges, yellows, and reds, and the scenery is nothing short of breathtaking.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
so you can focus on adventure
- By Carbon on 05-25-24
-
Storm Front
- The Dresden Files, Book 1
- By: Jim Butcher
- Narrated by: James Marsters
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,474
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 48,487
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 48,405
A call from a distraught wife, and another from Lt. Murphy of the Chicago PD Special Investigation Unit makes Harry believe things are looking up, but they are about to get worse, much worse. Someone is harnessing immense supernatural forces to commit a series of grisly murders. Someone has violated the first law of magic: Thou Shalt Not Kill. Tracking that someone takes Harry into the dangerous underbelly of Chicago, from mobsters to vampires....
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Excellent Story, Distracting Sound Engineering
- By Tom on 05-20-10
By: Jim Butcher
-
Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 17,978
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 15,866
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 15,827
A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Jason Baisden on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
-
Unsouled
- By: Will Wight
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 11,377
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 9,527
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 9,513
Sacred artists follow a thousand Paths to power, using their souls to control the forces of the natural world. Lindon is Unsouled, forbidden to learn the sacred arts of his clan. When faced with a looming fate he cannot ignore, he must rise beyond anything he's ever known...and forge his own Path.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Amazingly Addictive and Oddly Cleaver
- By ronnito on 05-31-19
By: Will Wight
-
Of Sea and Shadow
- The Elder Empire: Sea, Book 1
- By: Will Wight
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,971
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 2,614
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,607
The Guild of Navigators has ruled the Aion Sea for centuries, using their fleet of mystical ships to collect trade for the Aurelian Empire. Now, the Emperor is dead. For Calder Marten, Captain of The Testament, the Emperor’s death is not an end, but an opportunity. He and his crew seek the legendary Heart of Nakothi, an artifact that could raise a second Emperor...and earn Calder a fortune. But they’re not the only ones who want the Heart. The Consultant’s Guild, an ancient order of spies and assassins, will stop at nothing to keep the world in chaos.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Harnessed Gibbering Mind Horrors
- By Matthew on 06-08-20
By: Will Wight
-
Edison's Ghosts
- The Untold Weirdness of History's Greatest Geniuses
- By: Katie Spalding
- Narrated by: Susie Riddell
- Length: 10 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 192
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 143
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 143
“As Albert Einstein almost certainly never said, everyone is a genius—but if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” So begins Katie Spalding’s spunky takedown of the Western canon, and how genius may not be as irrefutably great as we commonly understand. While most of us may never become Einstein, it may surprise you to learn that there’s probably a bunch of stuff you can do that Einstein couldn’t. And, as Spalding shows, the famous prodigies she explores here were quite odd by any definition.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Wonderful Wonderful Read.
- By marc edge on 06-01-23
By: Katie Spalding
-
40 Days Tour of Northern Iceland
- Ultimate Travel Guide
- By: Alex Rollins
- Narrated by: Seth Lowe
- Length: 3 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 23
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 23
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 23
With the northern lights, volcanoes, dramatic landscapes, and utter breathtaking views such as the Aldeyjarfoss waterfall, it is no surprise that Northern Iceland is a touring destination for many. But without a plan, you can miss out on all the good stuff and waste loads of energy, time, and cash.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Comprehensive and Enjoyable
- By Ashley Nicholson on 11-13-22
By: Alex Rollins
-
The Utterly Uninteresting and Unadventurous Tales of Fred, the Vampire Accountant
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9,425
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8,662
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 8,656
Timid, socially awkward, and plagued by self-esteem issues, Fred has never been the adventurous sort. One fateful night - different from the night he died, which was more inconvenient than fateful - Fred reconnects with an old friend at his high school reunion. This rekindled relationship sets off a chain of events thrusting him right into the chaos of the parahuman world.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Stories are great, not crazy about the format
- By Sugarpucker on 08-10-15
By: Drew Hayes
-
House of Blades
- The Traveler's Gate Trilogy, Volume 1
- By: Will Wight
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 11 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 7,958
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 7,269
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,245
Simon can only watch, helpless, as his family is killed and his friends captured by enemy Travelers—men and women who can summon mystical powers from otherworldly Territories. To top it off, another young man from Simon's village discovers that he's a savior prophesied to destroy evil and save the realm. Prophecy has nothing to say about Simon. He has no special powers, no magical weapons, and no guarantee that he'll survive. But he sets off anyway, alone, to gain the power he needs to oppose the Travelers and topple their ruthless Overlord.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Even better now!
- By Larry Buckmaster on 06-01-22
By: Will Wight
-
Beware of Chicken: A Xianxia Cultivation Novel
- Book 1
- By: Casualfarmer
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 12 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 5,927
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 5,191
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 5,180
Jin Rou wanted to be a cultivator. A man powerful enough to defy the heavens. A master of martial arts. A lord of spiritual power. Unfortunately for him, he died, and now I’m stuck in his body. Arrogant Masters? Heavenly Tribulations? All that violence and bloodshed? Yeah, no thanks. I’m getting out of here. Farm life sounds pretty great. Tilling a field by hand is fun when you’ve got the strength of ten men—though maybe I shouldn’t have fed those Spirit Herbs to my pet rooster.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Fun
- By Julie on 05-26-22
By: Casualfarmer
![Super Powereds: Year One [Dramatized Adaptation] Audiobook By Drew Hayes cover art](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/51EElG5gobL._SL320_.jpg)
-
Super Powereds: Year One [Dramatized Adaptation]
- Super Powereds, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Alejandro Ruiz, James J. Johnson, James Konicek, and others
- Length: 16 hrs and 26 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 170
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 145
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 146
Knowledge is power. That would be the motto of Lander University, had it not been snatched up and used to death by others long before the school was founded. For while Lander offers a full range of courses to nearly all students, it also offers a small number of specialty classes to a very select few.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Dramatized Format/Adaption worth adding to library
- By Anonymous User on 06-13-22
By: Drew Hayes
-
The Mayor of Noobtown
- By: Ryan Rimmel
- Narrated by: Johnathan McClain
- Length: 9 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 8,234
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 7,260
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 7,239
After dying and being reborn into a world that's built like a video game, Jim has found himself stuck in a very old-world style new-player zone for low-level adventurers. Unfortunately, the zone fell out of use centuries ago, and no one told the monsters they were supposed to take it easy on the Noobs. Even worse, the only new player around is Jim. Jim has been given an opportunity, and he'll do his best to take advantage of it.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Like the land but actually finishes story lines.
- By Kaz on 09-03-19
By: Ryan Rimmel
-
Where the Deer and the Antelope Play
- The Pastoral Observations of One Ignorant American Who Loves to Walk Outside
- By: Nick Offerman
- Narrated by: Nick Offerman
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,264
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,032
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,020
A humorous and rousing set of literal and figurative sojourns as well as a mission statement about comprehending, protecting, and truly experiencing the outdoors, fueled by three journeys undertaken by actor, humorist, and New York Times best-selling author Nick Offerman
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
By far his worst work to date.
- By Aron on 10-21-21
By: Nick Offerman
Publisher's summary
A completely satirical guide to the great corn prairie state of Illinois. What starts off as an idiotic and darkly humorous travel guide slowly devolves into the realm of horror for both the travel guide and his family.
During their travels through the cities and parks detailed in the guidebook, they begin to encounter an unknown darkness, absurd and unusual rituals, and a great evil that lurks behind the countless miles of cornfields in Illinois.
Learn about Illinois's great (entirely made up) history, visit its grossly inaccurate cities, and learn absolutely nothing about its many wonderful parks. A work of very dark comedy, this will provide you with absolutely no useful information about Illinois. Have a great trip!
Related to this topic
-
Lasso the Wind
- Away to the New West
- By: Timothy Egan
- Narrated by: John McLain
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 64
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 66
Egan leads us on an unconventional, freewheeling tour: from America's oldest continuously inhabited community, the Ancoma Pueblo in New Mexico, to the high kitsch of Lake Havasu City, Arizona, where London Bridge has been painstakingly rebuilt stone by stone; from the fragile beauty of Idaho's Bitterroot Range to the gross excess of Las Vegas, a city built as though in defiance of its arid environment.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Narrator mispronounces everything
- By Catherine on 01-27-22
By: Timothy Egan
-
World Travel
- An Irreverent Guide
- By: Anthony Bourdain, Laurie Woolever
- Narrated by: Laurie Woolever, Shep Gordon, Christopher Bourdain, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 399
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 329
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 328
Anthony Bourdain saw more of the world than nearly anyone. His travels took him from the hidden pockets of his hometown of New York to a tribal longhouse in Borneo, from cosmopolitan Buenos Aires, Paris, and Shanghai to Tanzania’s utter beauty and the stunning desert solitude of Oman’s Empty Quarter - and many places beyond. In World Travel, a life of experience is collected into an entertaining, practical, fun and frank travel guide that gives listeners an introduction to some of his favorite places - in his own words.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Poor man’s version of Lonely Planet guidebooks
- By KC on 04-23-21
By: Anthony Bourdain, and others
-
Rice, Noodle, Fish
- Deep Travels Through Japan's Food Culture (Roads & Kingdoms Presents, Book 1)
- By: Matt Goulding
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 47
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 35
An innovative new take on the travel guide, Rice, Noodle, Fish decodes Japan's extraordinary food culture through a mix of in-depth narrative and insider advice. In this 5,000-mile journey through the noodle shops, tempura temples, and teahouses of Japan, Matt Goulding, cocreator of the enormously popular Eat This, Not That! book series, navigates the intersection between food, history, and culture, creating one of the most ambitious and complete books ever written about Japanese culinary culture from the Western perspective.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Starts strong tapers off
- By Craig Bryan on 01-02-21
By: Matt Goulding
-
The Good Rain
- Across Time and Terrain in the Pacific Northwest
- By: Timothy Egan
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 12 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 174
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 154
A fantastic book! Timothy Egan describes his journeys in the Pacific Northwest through visits to salmon fisheries, redwood forests and the manicured English gardens of Vancouver. Here is a blend of history, anthropology and politics.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
White man bad, capitalism bad
- By Forget about it on 04-15-21
By: Timothy Egan
-
Wonderlandscape
- Yellowstone National Park and the Evolution of an American Cultural Icon
- By: John Clayton
- Narrated by: Arthur Morey
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 134
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 114
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 114
Yellowstone is America's premier national park. Today Yellowstone is often a byword for conservation, natural beauty, and a way for everyone to enjoy the great outdoors. But it was not always this way. Wonderlandscape presents a new perspective on Yellowstone, the emotions that various natural wonders and attractions evoke, and how this explains the park's relationship to America as a whole.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Fascinating blend of history and storytelling
- By NC on 02-08-21
By: John Clayton
-
Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 360
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 349
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 349
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Love Bowen Yang
- By Sheena Bambus on 03-15-24
By: Adam Goldman
-
Lasso the Wind
- Away to the New West
- By: Timothy Egan
- Narrated by: John McLain
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 77
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 64
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 66
Egan leads us on an unconventional, freewheeling tour: from America's oldest continuously inhabited community, the Ancoma Pueblo in New Mexico, to the high kitsch of Lake Havasu City, Arizona, where London Bridge has been painstakingly rebuilt stone by stone; from the fragile beauty of Idaho's Bitterroot Range to the gross excess of Las Vegas, a city built as though in defiance of its arid environment.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
Narrator mispronounces everything
- By Catherine on 01-27-22
By: Timothy Egan
-
World Travel
- An Irreverent Guide
- By: Anthony Bourdain, Laurie Woolever
- Narrated by: Laurie Woolever, Shep Gordon, Christopher Bourdain, and others
- Length: 12 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 399
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 329
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 328
Anthony Bourdain saw more of the world than nearly anyone. His travels took him from the hidden pockets of his hometown of New York to a tribal longhouse in Borneo, from cosmopolitan Buenos Aires, Paris, and Shanghai to Tanzania’s utter beauty and the stunning desert solitude of Oman’s Empty Quarter - and many places beyond. In World Travel, a life of experience is collected into an entertaining, practical, fun and frank travel guide that gives listeners an introduction to some of his favorite places - in his own words.
-
1 out of 5 stars
-
Poor man’s version of Lonely Planet guidebooks
- By KC on 04-23-21
By: Anthony Bourdain, and others
-
Rice, Noodle, Fish
- Deep Travels Through Japan's Food Culture (Roads & Kingdoms Presents, Book 1)
- By: Matt Goulding
- Narrated by: Will Damron
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 47
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 35
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 35
An innovative new take on the travel guide, Rice, Noodle, Fish decodes Japan's extraordinary food culture through a mix of in-depth narrative and insider advice. In this 5,000-mile journey through the noodle shops, tempura temples, and teahouses of Japan, Matt Goulding, cocreator of the enormously popular Eat This, Not That! book series, navigates the intersection between food, history, and culture, creating one of the most ambitious and complete books ever written about Japanese culinary culture from the Western perspective.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Starts strong tapers off
- By Craig Bryan on 01-02-21
By: Matt Goulding
-
The Good Rain
- Across Time and Terrain in the Pacific Northwest
- By: Timothy Egan
- Narrated by: Grover Gardner
- Length: 12 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 174
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 154
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 154
A fantastic book! Timothy Egan describes his journeys in the Pacific Northwest through visits to salmon fisheries, redwood forests and the manicured English gardens of Vancouver. Here is a blend of history, anthropology and politics.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
White man bad, capitalism bad
- By Forget about it on 04-15-21
By: Timothy Egan
-
Wonderlandscape
- Yellowstone National Park and the Evolution of an American Cultural Icon
- By: John Clayton
- Narrated by: Arthur Morey
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 134
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 114
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 114
Yellowstone is America's premier national park. Today Yellowstone is often a byword for conservation, natural beauty, and a way for everyone to enjoy the great outdoors. But it was not always this way. Wonderlandscape presents a new perspective on Yellowstone, the emotions that various natural wonders and attractions evoke, and how this explains the park's relationship to America as a whole.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Fascinating blend of history and storytelling
- By NC on 02-08-21
By: John Clayton
-
Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 360
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 349
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 349
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Love Bowen Yang
- By Sheena Bambus on 03-15-24
By: Adam Goldman
-
Born a Crime
- Stories from a South African Childhood
- By: Trevor Noah
- Narrated by: Trevor Noah
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 213,773
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 193,419
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 192,448
In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
-
Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,652
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,676
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,651
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
-
Cut and Thirst
- A Short Story
- By: Margaret Atwood
- Narrated by: Joyce Bean
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall3 out of 5 stars 77
-
Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 74
-
Story3 out of 5 stars 73
Myrna, Leonie, and Chrissy meet every Thursday to sample fine cheeses, to reminisce about their former lives as professors, and lately, to muse about murder. Decades ago, a vicious cabal of male poets contrived—quite publicly and successfully—to undermine the writing career, confidence, and health of their dear friend Fern. Now, after Fern has taken a turn for the worse, her three old friends decide that it’s finally time to strike back—in secret, of course, since Fern is far too gentle to approve of a vendetta.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Smart women
- By Janice on 05-18-24
By: Margaret Atwood
-
Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,261
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,730
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 15,664
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
-
Yellow Face
- A Semi-autobiographical Comedy
- By: David Henry Hwang
- Narrated by: Daniel Dae Kim (CK), Ashley Park, Wendell Pierce, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 100
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 79
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 79
Winner of an Obie and a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize, and directed by Tony nominee Leigh Silverman, Yellow Face is as timely as ever, wrestling with issues of cultural appropriation, complicity, and artistic freedom. It’s brought to life in this audio-only revival by a stunning all-star cast (many playing themselves) led by Daniel Dae Kim.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Funny, great audible performance, and good dialogue.
- By Ed the Canadian on 05-04-24
-
I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,771
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,249
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49,993
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
-
Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,117
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 991
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 987
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
-
3 out of 5 stars
-
They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
-
Laura Benanti: Nobody Cares
- By: Laura Benanti
- Narrated by: Laura Benanti
- Length: 1 hr and 21 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
-
Story5 out of 5 stars 4
As a precocious kid who took Broadway by storm at the age of 18, Laura Benanti spent her formative years playing grown-ups onstage, but it took her a while to figure out how to be one in real life. With her razor-sharp wit and unapologetic candor, Benanti shares her hard-won insights on topics like marriage, motherhood, perimenopause, female friendship, and making peace with the younger versions of ourselves.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
the best special I've listened in a while
- By Anonymous User on 06-06-24
By: Laura Benanti
-
Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come
- One Introvert's Year of Saying Yes
- By: Jessica Pan
- Narrated by: Jessica Pan
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 42
What would happen if a shy introvert lived like a gregarious extrovert for one year? If she knowingly and willingly put herself in perilous social situations that she’d normally avoid at all costs? Writer Jessica Pan intends to find out. With the help of various extrovert mentors, Jessica sets up a series of personal challenges (talk to strangers, perform stand-up comedy, host a dinner party, travel alone, make friends on the road, and much, much worse) to explore whether living like an extrovert can teach her lessons that might improve the quality of her life.
-
5 out of 5 stars
-
Encouraging memoir: Sorry, cheer
- By Aaron Menz on 07-03-23
By: Jessica Pan
-
Escape from Virtual Island
- An Audio Comedy
- By: John Lutz
- Narrated by: Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Sue Galloway, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 6,898
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,119
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 6,116
In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Story is a Bit Stupid
- By Jeffrey veals on 04-03-20
By: John Lutz
-
The Heron
- By: Don Winslow
- Narrated by: Ed Harris
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,077
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars 4,684
-
Story4.5 out of 5 stars 4,659
“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him. It seems a former client believes that The Heron has skipped town with several million dollars not his own. Don Winslow’s ensuing, entertaining yarn is by turns twisty, dark, and comical as we observe the delicate dance between the pursuer and the pursued.
-
2 out of 5 stars
-
Awfully long middle for such a short story
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-29-22
By: Don Winslow
-
American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 5,148
-
Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,569
-
Story4 out of 5 stars 4,577
Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
-
4 out of 5 stars
-
Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
Love Books? You'll Love Audible.
Transform your day
Replace endless scrolling with endless listening. Chores can be fun.
Listen everywhere
Download titles to listen offline, wherever you are in the world.
Carry your entire Library
Your stories go where you go. Audiobooks don’t weigh a thing.
Listen and learn
Discover stories that can change your mind, your well-being, and your life.
Reach your reading goals
You can’t turn pages while you drive—but you can press play.
Find your niche
WIth thousands of titles to explore, there’s something for everyone.
What listeners say about Let's F*cking Visit Illinois
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars
-
Performance5 out of 5 stars
-
Story5 out of 5 stars
- Mark
- 07-25-23
funny and mostly true
I grew up in the lands of corn and look back fondly of the great orgies to the great corn god.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!