Lunchroom Tales
A Natural History of the Cafetorium
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- 07-01-15
More sweet nostalgia than funny...
I am used to the more silly stories by Bill Harley so these stories - which are more nostalgic than funny - came as a bit of a surprise to me. Still enjoyable, though. I don't typically consider myself a softie but teared up during the beautiful (and sad) Kevin story. Great conversation piece for the kids and I. And totally get the teacher's viewpoint during Mrs. Nottingham story.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- Cristine
- 08-12-03
Wonderful listen!
People have been telling me that I need to listen to Bill Harley - and they were right. Fun listening with Bill talking and singing. I was brought back to third grade and the wonderful awful teachers I had.
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