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Mais piadas imaturas, mais curtas e mais pene...trantes.
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- Length: 27 mins
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Segundo volume das melhores piadas imaturas em uma só frase para praticar sexo oral em casa ou no escritório.
Temos orgulho em apresentar a sequencia do livro de sucesso “Piadas imaturas, mais curtas e mais pene…trantes” com muito mais humor para mantê-los sorridentes.
O homem desenvolveu o humor como uma ferramenta de sedução; e as mulheres amam os homens que as fazem sorrir com uma boa piada na maioria dos casos. A alma da festa são aqueles que dizem as palavras certas no momento certo.
O problema é: Onde estão as boas piadas quando são necessárias? Estão aqui. As melhores piadas curtas em uma única frase para ler em público ou não. Para provocar sorrisos, risos e gargalhadas. Segundo a necessidade e oportunidade.
Todas relacionadas com o sexo, com as mulheres e com os relacionamentos. São as piadas que todos querem ouvir.
Em seu telefone, tablet, etc. Poderá levar as piadas e frases para ser a estrela da noite. Nenhuma saída com uma garota voltará a ser a mesma. Nas festas todos estarão atentos aos seus gracejos e vão querer estar perto de você para não perder nenhum detalhe.
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