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Narrated by:
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Chris Brinkley
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Vanessa Moyen
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By:
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Kristine W. Joy
About this listen
I signed up to marry a stranger on reality TV.
Turns out the bride is someone I know, and I'm pretty sure she still hates me for what happened between us in high school...
I knew the terms: marry a stranger on the spot, handpicked by experts just for me. But that's not what's happening.
My bride is no stranger. And she's wearing a black dress reminiscent of the one she wore the last time we spoke… at prom. Surely she's gotten over what happened at prom by now.
Except... it only takes me about five minutes to realize she hasn't. And now, I'm married to the one woman I did wrong in my life. But she still trembles at my touch.
Either this is about to be the biggest mistake of my life or the greatest second chance in history.
And all of America gets to watch it...
Meeting at the Altar is a sweet, small-town, second chance, marriage of convenience rom-com full of sizzling chemistry while keeping the bedroom door closed. It's the third standalone story in Kristine W. Joy's Brothers of Lucky Seven Ranch series.
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Ruth Murray thought she had seen the last of Knox Price when she walked away from him at their high school graduation. After always coming in second place, she was ready to be done with their rivalry and make something of herself. But then he created PATH, a company that retrofitted cars to self-drive, cutting automobile accidents in half. His name was in everyone's mouths, especially her parents, who still compared her to him even ten years later. His success was a sore reminder of her own stagnant career.
By: Elle Rivers
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The Fall Back Plan
- By: Melanie Jacobson
- Narrated by: Lorana Hoopes
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
The bad boy and the golden girl have traded places….I’m back in Harvest Hollow after ten years to prove a point and to even a few scores. I’ve opened a new bar, and anyone expecting the old sweet and shy Jolie McGraw to be running it is in for a shock. I’m not the only one who’s changed: when the sheriff comes to tell me I’m the prime suspect in the most ridiculous crime in town history, it’s none other than Lucas Cole, the former star of my teenage stress dreams, wearing the badge.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Cute
- By Tricia on 06-13-24
By: Melanie Jacobson
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King of Code
- Dirty Tycoons, Book 1
- By: CD Reiss
- Narrated by: Christian Fox
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 693
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 646
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Story4 out of 5 stars 640
Taylor Harden is a man on the edge. The edge of fame. The edge of untold wealth. The edge of utter humiliation. He built an unhackable system, and in front of everyone, it gets hacked. His reputation goes from king to goat in a split second. Boom. Like that. Some dude in Barrington, USA (AKA Nowhere) has locked down Taylor's code, and if he does not get it back, he is going to be wearing a monkey suit for the rest of his life. Except, this guy? This hacker from Nowhere? He is not a guy. Harper Watson is all woman. And she has a plan for Taylor, his code, and his body.
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5 out of 5 stars
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ANOTHER WORTHY WINNER FROM Ms REISS
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 09-18-17
By: CD Reiss
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The Puck Drop
- Central State
- By: Jaqueline Snowe
- Narrated by: Alex Mortensen, Louise Brenner
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 1
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Story3 out of 5 stars 1
Michael Reiner has the new start he's been craving, where no one knows about his past. He can't play hockey anymore, and life without hockey seems daunting. But when he gets the chance to intern under the Central State hockey coach, he couldn't be happier. Until he finds out the mysterious hottie he met at the bar is the coach's daughter.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Slow
- By CB on 09-30-24
By: Jaqueline Snowe
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Tangled in Lies
- Tangled in Lies, Book 1
- By: Jasmin Miller
- Narrated by: Aaron Shedlock, Callie Dalton
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Phoenix Montgomery is my sister's ex-fiancé. Billionaire heir and freshly released from prison. One glance is all it takes to rekindle our old hatred. Now, I'm forced to marry him. To live with him. To pretend I'm in love with him. But he doesn't know our lives are tangled in lies. He doesn't know I have a stalker. And now, he's a target too. My goal is to survive. His is to make my life hell.
By: Jasmin Miller
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Off-Limits Cowboy
- A Brothers of Lucky Seven Ranch Standalone
- By: Kristine W. Joy
- Narrated by: Chris Brinkley, Vanessa Moyen
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4
He's a grumpy cowboy and a single dad. He's also my overprotective brother's best friend...and when I agreed to stay at his ranch, falling for him was never in the plan.
By: Kristine W. Joy
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Forces of Nature
- The Family Business, Book 1
- By: Elle Rivers
- Narrated by: Greyson Ash, Chris Brinkley
- Length: 10 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
Ruth Murray thought she had seen the last of Knox Price when she walked away from him at their high school graduation. After always coming in second place, she was ready to be done with their rivalry and make something of herself. But then he created PATH, a company that retrofitted cars to self-drive, cutting automobile accidents in half. His name was in everyone's mouths, especially her parents, who still compared her to him even ten years later. His success was a sore reminder of her own stagnant career.
By: Elle Rivers
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The Fall Back Plan
- By: Melanie Jacobson
- Narrated by: Lorana Hoopes
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
The bad boy and the golden girl have traded places….I’m back in Harvest Hollow after ten years to prove a point and to even a few scores. I’ve opened a new bar, and anyone expecting the old sweet and shy Jolie McGraw to be running it is in for a shock. I’m not the only one who’s changed: when the sheriff comes to tell me I’m the prime suspect in the most ridiculous crime in town history, it’s none other than Lucas Cole, the former star of my teenage stress dreams, wearing the badge.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Cute
- By Tricia on 06-13-24
By: Melanie Jacobson
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King of Code
- Dirty Tycoons, Book 1
- By: CD Reiss
- Narrated by: Christian Fox
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall4 out of 5 stars 693
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 646
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Story4 out of 5 stars 640
Taylor Harden is a man on the edge. The edge of fame. The edge of untold wealth. The edge of utter humiliation. He built an unhackable system, and in front of everyone, it gets hacked. His reputation goes from king to goat in a split second. Boom. Like that. Some dude in Barrington, USA (AKA Nowhere) has locked down Taylor's code, and if he does not get it back, he is going to be wearing a monkey suit for the rest of his life. Except, this guy? This hacker from Nowhere? He is not a guy. Harper Watson is all woman. And she has a plan for Taylor, his code, and his body.
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5 out of 5 stars
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ANOTHER WORTHY WINNER FROM Ms REISS
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 09-18-17
By: CD Reiss
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The Puck Drop
- Central State
- By: Jaqueline Snowe
- Narrated by: Alex Mortensen, Louise Brenner
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall3 out of 5 stars 1
-
Performance4 out of 5 stars 1
-
Story3 out of 5 stars 1
Michael Reiner has the new start he's been craving, where no one knows about his past. He can't play hockey anymore, and life without hockey seems daunting. But when he gets the chance to intern under the Central State hockey coach, he couldn't be happier. Until he finds out the mysterious hottie he met at the bar is the coach's daughter.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Slow
- By CB on 09-30-24
By: Jaqueline Snowe
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Tangled in Lies
- Tangled in Lies, Book 1
- By: Jasmin Miller
- Narrated by: Aaron Shedlock, Callie Dalton
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
Phoenix Montgomery is my sister's ex-fiancé. Billionaire heir and freshly released from prison. One glance is all it takes to rekindle our old hatred. Now, I'm forced to marry him. To live with him. To pretend I'm in love with him. But he doesn't know our lives are tangled in lies. He doesn't know I have a stalker. And now, he's a target too. My goal is to survive. His is to make my life hell.
By: Jasmin Miller
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Passing Notes
- Teachers' Lounge, Book 1
- By: Smartypants Romance, Nora Everly
- Narrated by: Chris Brinkley, Amanda Stribling
- Length: 7 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15
Clara Hill wants to be left alone. Sitting on her porch watching everyone else’s lives go by is way more fun than dealing with her own problems. Or at least that’s what she thought. Now that her secret high school sweetheart is her next door neighbor, she’s not so sure anymore.
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4 out of 5 stars
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My goodness the two MCs are annoying
- By Tiff on 08-10-24
By: Smartypants Romance, and others
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Ruthless Sinner
- Empire of Sinners, Book 1
- By: Faith Summers
- Narrated by: Ada Sinclair, Stephen Borne
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 37
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 37
I'm the governor's daughter, and he's a mafia boss in the Bratva. It was a no-brainer. I was forbidden to him and him to me. But when we met at his nightclub, I thought he was my prince charming. I couldn't fight my attraction to the tattooed Russian god any more than he could for me. Dante Levitsky is tall, dark, and dangerously handsome with Mediterranean blue eyes you could swim in forever. Our chemistry is the type people read about and wish for their whole lives.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Beautiful story
- By Flawesome on 02-01-24
By: Faith Summers
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Bulletproof
- By: Xavier Neal
- Narrated by: Lacy Laurel, Alan Carlson
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 43
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 43
The assignment is simple. Don't let the client die. Don't let her get kidnapped. Don't sleep with her. It's the last part that unexpectedly complicates things for me after I'm introduced to the most beautiful and brilliant woman I could've ever envisioned. And it only gets worse when we have to stash ourselves away in a small town where our calculated cover is to be a recently engaged couple. My new mission is now significantly harder. After all, my job isn't to love my boss' sister. It's to stop an unidentified threat from taking her - or die trying.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Opposites attract!
- By RACHEL REED on 05-07-22
By: Xavier Neal
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The Comeback Pact
- Warner University Bulldogs, Book 1
- By: E.M. Moore
- Narrated by: Michael Gallagher, Greyson Ash
- Length: 8 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 3
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3
West Brooks stands for everything I despise. He's a meathead jock whose silence says it all: He only cares about himself and his football season. So, why can't I say no when he offers me his help? I should run the other way. I should tell him exactly what I think of him for ruining my life. Instead, I agree to his terms because he might be the only person who can get me what I want.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Ugh
- By laura on 08-29-24
By: E.M. Moore
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Paved in Blood
- Melnikov Bratva, Book 1
- By: Sonja Grey
- Narrated by: Wen Ross, Kai Kennicott
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 172
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 164
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 164
Roman Melnikov is a deadly man in an expensive suit. I know what lies beneath the façade—the scars and tattoos that hint at the man he really is. He came here to find his sister, and his search led him to my dad and his friends. We both want to take them down, and the only way to do that is together. I had no idea how dangerous it would be, or that by the end of it, we'd all be covered in blood. Loving Roman is dangerous, but I can't let him go. His path is leading him straight to hell, and it looks like I'm coming along for the ride.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Amazing!!
- By Victoria Scozzafava on 06-25-24
By: Sonja Grey
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My Forbidden Billionaire
- A My Way to Romance Standalone
- By: Kristine W. Joy
- Narrated by: Matt Haynes, Amelia Hugh
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall0 out of 5 stars 0
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Performance0 out of 5 stars 0
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Story0 out of 5 stars 0
He's a single dad. I'm his daughter's teacher. Fate brought us together, but my job is keeping us apart. When I met Jacob three months ago, he left a lasting impression on me. In fact, I haven't stopped thinking about him since. Knowing nothing but his first name, I assumed I'd never see him again. Imagine my surprise when I walk into my new job as a literature instructor for the best private school in America and … there he is, tall and imposing.
By: Kristine W. Joy
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Dear Grumpy Boss
- A The Harder They Fall Standalone
- By: Julia Wolf
- Narrated by: Allie Piper, Alastair Haynesbridge
- Length: 11 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 186
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 174
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 174
I’ve spent the better part of the last few years successfully avoiding my brother’s best friend, Weston Aldrich. As CEO of Andes Inc, the infuriatingly handsome and incessantly grumpy Weston also happens to be my new boss. It shouldn’t have been hard to continue avoiding him. After all, he’s on the executive floor, and I’m one of many copywriters. Weston has his own ideas about how things should go between us. He’s in my emails, leaving notes on my desk, and as if that’s not enough, he arranges for me to accompany him on a business trip.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Patriarchy
- By Anonymous User on 12-05-23
By: Julia Wolf
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Wings of Stars
- Fallen Destiny, Book 1
- By: R.L. Caulder, M. Sinclair
- Narrated by: Kasi Hollowell, Wen Ross
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 4
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 4
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Story5 out of 5 stars 4
Tarnishing our family name by being a powerless angel… that's the legacy I'll leave behind. After years of failed placement tests, and with the time limit to find my magic breathing down my neck, I've come to accept my fate. When the clock ticks zero, I'll have my wings brutally ripped from my body and be cast down to live with the humans. Rejected, alone, and afraid. When a man from my past reappears, he tells me there's a different option… another life I could lead, at his side.
By: R.L. Caulder, and others
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Grimstone
- By: Sophie Lark
- Narrated by: Victoria Connolly, Connor Crais
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 119
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 118
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 118
Remi Hayes is beginning to think she’s cursed—her fiancé cheated on her, her brother Jude is a major pain in her ass, and the moldering mansion she inherited from her uncle might just be haunted. Flipping Blackleaf Manor already feels impossible, even before Remi is blackmailed by Dane Covett, the dangerously hot doctor-next-door, and Grimstone’s most eligible bachelor—if you can ignore the fact that everyone in town thinks he murdered his wife.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A smext mystery
- By DR on 09-27-24
By: Sophie Lark
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End Game: New York Stars
- By: G.A. Mazurke, Serena Akeroyd
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 13 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 78
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 74
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 74
I’m a curvy sports geek. Liam’s a hockey god. He’s way out of my league… My brother’s best friend is acting really weird. Flowers keep showing up. He sends me Cameos and concert tickets. Then, there’s the job offer… Well, first, there was the fact that he tracked me down to NYC. It’s really complicated, okay? But so are my feelings for him. I’ve been ignoring them for so long that they became a wall I’m comfortable hiding behind.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Freaking loved this!
- By Alicia Marcy on 11-21-24
By: G.A. Mazurke, and others
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Tackled in the Stacks
- A Love Letters Prequel
- By: S.J. Tilly
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jacob Morgan
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 78
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 76
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 76
I caught her staring at me from across the quad, eyes fixed on the football jersey stretched across my wide chest. And if I flexed my muscles, showing off the strength of a defensive tackle, it was just to see her blush. And then she did, and I couldn’t get her out of my mind. Her wide eyes. The freckles on her cheeks. I needed to know her. The girl who scampered away every time we bumped into each other—by accident and by design.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved it - Excellent Narrators!
- By Anonymous User on 11-17-24
By: S.J. Tilly
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The Boyfriend Material Collection
- A Romantic Comedy Collection of Standalones
- By: Lauren Blakely
- Narrated by: Andi Arndt, Jason Clarke, Emma Wilder, and others
- Length: 23 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 259
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 240
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 239
For the first time ever in one collection, you can indulge in four sexy, feel-good standalones from #1 NYT Bestseller Lauren Blakely: an office romance, a friends-to-lovers romance, a second-chance romance and an enemies-to-lovers romance!
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5 out of 5 stars
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✫✫ 5 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 02-16-23
By: Lauren Blakely