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Kevin J. Kennedy
About this listen
Kevin J. Kennedy has brought the horror world three best-selling Christmas horror anthologies. Now, for the first time ever, he collects his own tales of Christmas madness. You will find a mix of extreme, comedy, gross, and bizarro Christmas horror, and there are even a few drabbles thrown in.
Warning: This book isn't for everyone. If you are easily offended, this book is not for you.
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Best Narrators, straight Sexy + worth while story
- By Lawanda G. on 10-30-19
By: Kenya Wright
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Face It
- By: Georgette Kaplan
- Narrated by: Anastasia Watley
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 64
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 61
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 62
In college, Elizabeth Smile shared a magical tryst with her roommate, Michelle Harlow. She had no idea the night would leave Elizabeth pining after her for the next ten years. Now Michelle is back with a strange offer: Will she pretend to be Michelle's lesbian lover to beat Michelle's cheating husband?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Give it a chance—brilliant!
- By Meredith on 01-22-23
By: Georgette Kaplan
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The Other Son
- By: Nick Alexander
- Narrated by: Imogen Church
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 109
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 97
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 95
Alice has been lying to herself for years, holding fast to the belief that the needs of her family far outweigh her own. But her outwardly successful marriage hides dark secrets, and for much of her life the children were the only reason she stuck around. These days, though her successful banker son lives nearby, his young wife seems to do everything she can to keep Alice at bay. As for Alice's other son, he has always been something of a stranger and has been traveling for so long that Alice isn't even sure what continent he is on anymore.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Wonderfully Done!
- By Ann on 11-06-16
By: Nick Alexander
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They Did Bad Things
- By: Lauren A. Forry
- Narrated by: Claire Storey
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 43
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 39
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Story4 out of 5 stars 39
In 1995, six university students moved into the house at 215 Caldwell Street. Months later, one of them was found dead on the sofa the morning after their end-of-year party. His death was ruled an accident by the police. The remaining five all knew it wasn’t, and though they went on with their lives, the truth of what happened to their sixth housemate couldn’t stay buried forever. Twenty years later, all five of them arrive - lured separately under various pretenses - at Wolfheather House, a crumbling, secluded mansion on the Scottish isle of Doon.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Impressed
- By Amazon Customer on 01-19-21
By: Lauren A. Forry
What listeners say about Merry F----n' Christmas and Other Yuletide Shit
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- Daniel Lawson
- 08-26-23
"Christmas comes Early"
I couldn't wait for Christmas so I brought it early with this incredible book. It's filled with epic tales and excellent writing and Narrating. This book has it all and it delivered what I wanted. Definitely fantastic from start to finish.
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