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More Goops and How Not to Be Them
- A Manual of Manners for Impolite Infants
- Narrated by: Kyle Proctor
- Length: 22 mins
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Publisher's summary
The Goops are back with their sloppy manners, rudeness, and general all-around naughtiness, setting an example of how not to behave, much to the endless delight of children of all ages. First published in 1903, this second of the well-known Goop books contains many of the funniest and most original of Burgess' famous rhymes.
With dozens of verses on everything from loyalty to the etiquette of eating soup, there is something here for everyone to enjoy.
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