Quantum Bullsh*t
How to Ruin Your Life with Advice from Quantum Physics
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Daniel Henning
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Chris Ferrie
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Science is so f--king rad. We don't deserve it.
What actually is quantum physics? If you can answer that questions without bullsh*tting the person standing next to you in the bookstore, you can stop listening right now. But although most of us don't actually understand quantum physics, and if we understood it we'd probably be rich and beautiful and happy, right? After all, there are plenty of people out there trying to sell you quantum crystals to align your quantum energy with your quantum destiny. Can they all be wrong?
Spoiler: yes. Yes, they can. There is no such thing as quantum crystals. Sorry!
Luckily, as pseudo-science takes over the internet and it's getting harder and harder to separate alternative facts from real science, Chris Ferrie (an actual quantum physicist!) is here to explain quantum physics in a way that makes sense, so you can see the hucksters and bullsh*tters coming from a mile away—and school them in what quantum entanglement actually is (it has nothing to do with your romantic life). If you f--king love science and want to be slightly less dumb than you were when you woke up this morning, Quantum Bullsh*t is the truly out-of-this-world book for you.
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- Megan
- 05-27-23
Interesting
If you know nothing about quantum physics and want to understand some of the concepts at a basic level this book is for you. It gives you a guide to seeing through bogus claims companies make to sell you “quantum products”.
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- 07-27-23
Funny irreverent and informative
A lot of people have trouble with quantum physics, this book makes it easier to understand by telling you what it isn’t, rather than what it is. Some people may object to the profanity, but frankly, once you’ve seen a cancer patient give up on valid chemo for quantum crystals, there are some words that need saying.
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