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Clayton Wood
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A fantasy comedy adventure!
After saving magic itself, Chauncy is ready to settle down with his crazy girlfriend. But when The Dark One rises to destroy the world, Chauncy is forced to use his wizardly powers to save the world again!
Having saved magic from destruction by the Evermore Trading Company, Chauncy settles down in his hometown of Southwick, ready to build a life with his girlfriend Valtora. That is, until destiny comes a-knockin' on his front door again. For it appears that The Dark One is rising to destroy the world—for real this time—and if Chauncy doesn't do something about it, everything and everyone he cares about is going to die!
Now Chauncy is forced on an adventure he really doesn't want to go on, to try to defeat an evil that's very likely going to kill him. For, in not wanting to fulfill this particular destiny, Chauncy has lost the ability to feel magic. And if he doesn't figure out some way to regain his powers, he's doomed to fail...and the world will be doomed to eternal darkness!
Experience this (inappropriate) fantasy comedy from the author of the Runic series and the Magic of Havenwood series!
DISCLAIMER: This book contains (ridiculously) inappropriate depictions of (ridiculously) inappropriate people doing (ridiculously) inappropriate things. Including, but certainly not limited to, inappropriate language and veiled connotations of the naughty variety. And of course, (ridiculously) inappropriate magic.
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