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After getting tangled up in Carnage business, it isn’t long before I'm tangled up in their sheets. They see is my blonde hair and sweet smile, and they want to dirty me up a little. I'm a splash of pink within the leather-clad army, standing out like a tampon in a condom factory. But it’s not my fault they underestimated me. I might like girly things, but I’m much more likely to spray you with bullets then sprinkle you with glitter. I could just tell them they have me labeled all wrong...but where’s the fun in that?
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Great book!
- By desi on 08-21-21
By: Candice Wright
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Girth
- By: Savannah Rylan
- Narrated by: Mason Lloyd, Tatiana Sokolov
- Length: 4 hrs and 14 mins
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They call me Girth for a reason. I’m a damn giant. The muscle in the MC. It’s why I get sent out on loan when some of our brothers down South need some help. And by help, I mean crush some guys' skulls. That’s what the Marked Skulls are good at. Name fits, right? But when I get there, I’m tasked with protecting the President’s daughter, Lila. She’s petite and gorgeous, and all I can do is look. The Pres made it clear; I can’t touch. What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him, right? Until he finds out.
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EROTICA NOTHING ELSE
- By A User on 06-23-18
By: Savannah Rylan
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Nameless: The Darkness Comes
- Bone Angel Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Mercedes M. Yardley
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 8 hrs and 32 mins
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She has been dealing with the demonic all her life, so when her brother gets tangled up with a demon named Sparkles, "Luna the Lunatic" rolls in on her motorcycle to save the day. Armed with the ability to harm demons, her scathing sarcasm, and a hefty chip on her shoulder, Luna gathers the most unusual of allies, teaming up with a green-eyed heroin addict and a snarky demon of "some import". After all, outcasts of a feather should stick together...even until the end.
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It's nice to see some chicks still have guts!
- By sarah on 08-18-14
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Sweet Home
- By: Tillie Cole
- Narrated by: Anna Parker-Naples
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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At age 20, Molly Shakespeare knows a lot. She knows Descartes and Kant. She knows academia and Oxford. She knows that the people who love you leave you. She knows how to be alone. But when Molly leaves England's gray skies behind to start a new life at the University of Alabama, she finds that she has a lot to learn - she didn't know a summer could be so hot, she didn't know students could be so intimidating, and she certainly didn't know just how much the folks of Alabama love their football.
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Narrator a miss on this one
- By Shelly Dee on 11-28-16
By: Tillie Cole
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Inked
- By: Lauren Landish, Willow Winters
- Narrated by: J.F. Harding, Holly Chandler
- Length: 5 hrs and 24 mins
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One look, and panties drop. One night, and they're ready to marry me. Too bad I'm not interested in anything more than a taste. Until I'm tempted by Little Miss Goody-Two-Shoes. She's a good girl, the kind I want to possess, dominate, ruin. No one's ever told me no, and I'm not about to let it stop me now.
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How is this so highly rated?
- By Michelle on 01-17-18
By: Lauren Landish, and others
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A Demon and His Witch
- By: Eve Langlais
- Narrated by: Mindy Kennedy
- Length: 4 hrs and 57 mins
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Burning alive is nothing compared to the heat of his touch. There are better ways to break up with a girl than having her roasted at the stake as a witch. Is it any wonder Ysabel has trust issues? She got her revenge, though, and it cost her only a slightly tarnished soul. Working for Lucifer isn't all bad until her ex-boyfriend escapes the bowels of hell, and she's forced to team up with a womanizing demon to fetch the jerk back.
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good narration, bad book
- By Sadie on 03-27-19
By: Eve Langlais
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Night Pleasures
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- By: Sherrilyn Kenyon
- Narrated by: Carrington MacDuffie
- Length: 10 hrs and 13 mins
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He is solitude. He is darkness. He is the ruler of the night. Yet Kyrian of Thrace has just woken up handcuffed to his worst nightmare: An accountant. Worse, she's being hunted by one of the most lethal vampires out there. And if Amanda Devereaux goes down, then he does too. But it's not just their lives that are hanging in the balance. Kyrian and Amanda are all that stands between humanity and oblivion. Let's hope they win.
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REALLY!!??
- By Erich on 10-15-09
By: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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Darkness of Light
- Darkness, Book 1
- By: Stacey Marie Brown
- Narrated by: Michelle Sparks
- Length: 10 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Freak. Witch. Crazy. Schizo. Ember Brycin has been called them all. She's always known she's different. No one has ever called her normal, even under the best circumstances. Bizarre and inexplicable things continually happen to her, and having two different colored eyes, strange hair, and an unusual tattoo only contributes to the gossip about her. When the latest school explosion lands her in a facility for trouble teens, she meets Eli Dragen, who's hot as hell and darkly mysterious.
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should be titled, "Darkness and Frustration"
- By S. Gaona on 05-09-16
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Anaconda
- By: Lauren Landish
- Narrated by: Shannon Gunn, Brooke Hayden
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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Football star and Internet sensation Gavin "Anaconda" Adams is the biggest celebrity our little town has ever seen. But I had no idea who he was when I accidentally walked in on him naked. I was shocked, seeing all of him, a cocky grin on his face. I didn't know what to do. So I ran. No matter what I do, I can't get that image out of my head. To make matters worse, Gavin wants a date with me.
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PLEASE GET SOMEONE NEW TO READ THIS BOOK
- By Beth Oge on 09-28-18
By: Lauren Landish
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Bear Necessities
- Halle Shifters, Book 1
- By: Dana Marie Bell
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Once a Bear sets his mind on a mission, it's best to stay out of his way. Alexander "Bunny" Bunsun is that Bear. Something's not right with his cousin Chloe, and he's come to Halle, PA, to sort it out, turn his Harley around and head home to Oregon. Until an enticing scent lures him into the local tattoo shop. There she is. An inked, Southern-drawled she-Wolf with lime-green hair. His perfect mate.
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Worth the wait.
- By Poppy on 04-25-17
By: Dana Marie Bell
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Nero
- Made Men, Book 1
- By: Sarah Brianne
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Nero is the king of Legacy Prep, living a life of power. Elle is the school's punching bag, living a life of fear.
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two words...Amazing and hott!
- By Jenee's Reviews on 09-15-15
By: Sarah Brianne
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The Unleashing
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- By: Shelly Laurenston
- Narrated by: Johanna Parker
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Kera Watson never expected to face death behind a Los Angeles coffee shop. Not after surviving two tours lugging an M16 around the Middle East. If it wasn't for her hot Viking customer showing up too late to help, nobody would even have seen her die. In uncountable years of service to the Allfather Odin, Ludvig "Vig" Rundstrom has never seen anyone kick ass with quite as much style as Kera.
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Too Violent for this Reader
- By Aryn on 04-11-15
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- Jo Mc
- 05-11-17
Porn
Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?
I'm no prude but this book had more sex scenes than story line. The story line is a good one but when there's 50% sex scenes to story, it gets tedious. I finished it, there is a cliff hanger but I won't be getting the next book. If I want to listened to 'kiss me there', 'touch me here', 'oooo, you're so big, will you fit', I'd.... No, I wouldn't because I don't don't want to listen to porn.
Would you ever listen to anything by Robyn Peterman again?
No.
Which scene was your favorite?
The ending
If this book were a movie would you go see it?
No
Any additional comments?
Why did I finish it? I cannot leave any book unread once I start it. Painful as it may be, I have to finish it. My first review. Had to do it to warn others who can do without this much sexual content to waste a credit like I did. Or, if that's to your liking, go for it. Cut the gratuitous sexual content and you would hear a good, not fantastic, story.
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- Cheri
- 02-16-16
Ridiculously Funny!
This was a ridiculously funny story, with so many parodies, like the foul mouth Angel named Ophra, a vampire named Paris Hilton, a fairy who acted like the Terminator but had questionable fashion sense, and other well know characters.
After Astrid is turned into a vampire, she receives training from her "guardian" angel and the bu-- kicking fairy and with all this divine intervention, she soon becomes one of the most powerful vampires. But when she meets Ethan, WOW the sparks fly! He was hot, sexy, charming and the attractions between them was instant and steamy.
I had fun listening to this story, it reminded of a good parody movie and had me laughing out loud. The attraction between Ethan and Astrid was steamy but funny as well.
Jessica Almasy performance was awesome and I thought she did a great job portraying Astrid's personality. Each character had their own voice, and she used the right amount of inflection throughout the story. Astrid and Ethan were my favorite characters.
The story does end on a cliffhanger but I didn't mind because I had already planned on getting book 2.
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- AudibleAddiction
- 03-15-16
Hilarious Vampire tale
I first heard about Robyn Peterman’s books from a recommendation on Molly Harper’s facebook page. Robyn’s work sounded like something I would enjoy but she didn’t have any books available in Audio format. Until now!
Astrid is a chain smoking, Prada loving, 20 something year old woman who teaches art classes at the senior center. After her beloved nana dies she makes a bet with her bestie that she can quit smoking. She feels like she’s tried everything and it isn’t working so she decides to see if hypnotism will work. Without spoiling the details of how it happens, she wakes up as a vampire. Astrid has a quirky guardian angel who has a bad potty mouth, a fairy who trains her how to fight and a best friend that sticks with her through anything and isn’t freaked out by all the supernatural beings that show up.
After meeting other vampires that Astrid likes, she decides to join them and pledge allegiance to their vampire prince. While waiting for the ceremony to start, she runs in to a vampire that she distrusts but has serious attraction to.
When I started this book, I really didn’t think I was going to like it. For some reason, it didn’t grab my attention in the very beginning, I think it was all of the mention of smoking and the Prada, but it didn’t take long for me to be completely hooked. This is a funny story with a lot of entertaining characters and there are plenty of laugh out loud moments. I love the chemistry between Ethan and Astrid. Even before finishing the book, I knew I’d read the next book.
There is an event at the end of the book that is an opening for the next book, but it doesn’t feel like a typical cliff hanger to me. It doesn’t leave you disappointed or frustrated, just curious about what comes next.
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- MysteryMiss
- 05-06-17
Bad language!
What did you like best about Fashionably Dead? What did you like least?
Juvenile writing. Lots of swearing. Only listened about 20 minutes hoping it would get better. Not so.
Do you think Fashionably Dead needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?
No
Any additional comments?
There should be a warning in description if there is a lot of swearing in a book you are thinking of buying.
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- bookwmn
- 03-23-17
Didn't enjoy
Now, I'm only basing this on the four chapters I listened to, but I did not enjoy the narrator's tone. She may be an awesome narrator, following a director's instructions, but I didn't enjoy it.
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- Joanne
- 07-27-16
What a fun ride!
Robyn Peterman's book is a cross between Jim Butcher's Harry Dresden, Maryjanice Davidson's Queen Betsy books (the early ones, before they got dark), and Charlaine Harris's Sookie Stackhouse books (not True Blood which had little humor in them compared to the books). Throw in Rick Gualtieri's foul mouthed Tome Of Bill and you have a fast-paced, totally engrossing, delightful paranormal romance/adventure. Toss in a ton of steamy sex and fascinating characters and you have a beach read that will make you forget to go to work! Narrator Jessica Almasy is perfection, enhancing this already engaging book. Loved it!
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- Terri
- 02-21-16
Paranormal humor and romanc too...
This book is a paranormal romance, but it is also filled with humor from beginning to end and plenty of hot steamy sex to go with it..With characters such as Brad Pitt,Angelina Jolie and Oprah (not the real people, but same names), this book keeps us laughing while exploring the world of the undead, Vampires vs demons, this book is highly entertaining and addictive, Most importantly, it is fun! I loved the little baby monsters, that called Astrid mommy. The author, Robyn Peterman hit a home run on this book. The narrator, Jessica Almasy did a fantastic job on the delivery of this story, Her voices are unique and explosive. I loved the voice and behavior of the character Pam! I look forward to book 2! Well done.
I received this audio book as a gift so I could read / listen to it and leave a honest and unbiased review,
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- Snoopyvet
- 02-22-16
Amazeballs
What did you love best about Fashionably Dead?
If you enjoy audio books and snarky love stories with tons a paranormoral this is one you dont' want to miss
What did you like best about this story?
How so many funny elements are in the story along with a good story
What does Jessica Almasy bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
She does an amazing job with all the different people. Loved how she did the voices and brought them to life or (dead lol)
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
yes it was I hated when I had to stop listening
Any additional comments?
Adore this series knew it would be awesome in audio
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- Lennart
- 06-16-17
prada blablabla sex sex sex.
F.......ING bimbo vampyr sex sex sex story.
Prada, sex and blod. There you have the story.
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- JK Avánti
- 03-01-16
IT'S BUTTCRACKING HILARIOUS!!!
I swear, you're gonna pee in your pants from laughter! Who'd of thought of a foul mouthed Guardian Angel that looks like Oprah that'll make you blush beet red? Or the Terminating faerie that wears tiny speedos? Robyn Peterman that's who.
From beginning to end you'll laugh out loud. I couldn't put it down! Well developed characters and the plot line is deliciously clever. I loved every scrumptious bit of it. In fact, I devoured it and can't wait to start the next.
Jessica Almasy's risible interpretation of characters is resplendently hilarious! Especially, our Prada lovin', wise cracking, a** whooping adorable vamp, Astrid. Her rich and colorful voice transcends your imagination.
I highly recommend this audiobook. It's hot, steamy, mouth wateringly delicious that's the perfect appetizer. I'm sure, the best is yet to come. I can't wait! ( Literally, I can't. I just purchased the next book, Fashionably Dead Down Under. Yay!)
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