Stumblebum

Poems, Short Stories, Observations

By: Al Colón

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Length: 1 hr and 33 mins

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Author’s Note

This collection was written almost entirely while intoxicated, or else with a hangover the day after a binge. It’s something I typically avoid, and have coined a term for: WUI—writing under the influence—as a sort of reminder that it should largely be considered a bad thing. I cannot deny, however, that writing in this state accesses some of the nether regions of my brain that remain otherwise closed off. So, over the space of several months, I stopped deleting or throwing away the drunken keyboard poundings or notebook scribblings I would find the morning after a good drunk, and compiled them all here. I never write poetry sober, so you will find poems here. I tend to—for some reason—consider my thoughts profound when drinking, so you will find observations on life here. Finally, I recently dug up eight short stories I wrote in my early twenties, which recount nights of drunken debauchery and self-harm, so I’ve dusted those off, polished them up as much as I could (you can’t polish a turd, but I gave it my best shot. Skip if you don’t like garbage for the sake of garbage), and included them here as well.

Enjoy.