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Suck My Life
- A Paranormal Chick Lit Novel (Sucking Dead, Book 1)
- Narrated by: Rachel Woods
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
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Publisher's summary
Mya
One minute I'm working in a bookshop and the next minute a vampire decides to kill me. Enter the tall, dark, handsome stranger who’s been hanging around the store lately. He has a deal he says I can’t refuse. I can either a) die or b) become a vampire and Queen of the Wayward.
Great choices there, hey? Obviously, I choose option b.
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Sasha Adams has it all. Fulfilling career, loving family, great friends, and . . . Who's she kidding? She lives at home with her aging mother, Fleur. She works as a massage therapist, and spends all her time with her best friend, Bobbi. But damn it, she's happy. Well, okay, maybe not happy, but she's content. It's enough. Until the well-meaning but meddlesome women in her life, Fleur and Bobbi, team up and enter Sasha into a writing competition with the potential to change her life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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She trusts her readers
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Charged with gross incompetence, Satan is fired from his job as prince of Hell and exiled to that most terrible of places: English suburbia. Forced to live as a human under the name of Jeremy Clovenhoof, the dark lord not only has to contend with the fact that no one recognizes him or gives him the credit he deserves but also has to put up with the bookish war-gamer next door and the voracious man-eater upstairs.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This Series Is Phenomenal
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Tiffy and Leon share an apartment. Tiffy and Leon have never met. After a bad breakup, Tiffy Moore needs a place to live. Fast. And cheap. But the apartments in her budget have her wondering if astonishingly colored mold on the walls counts as art. Desperation makes her open minded, so she answers an ad for a flatshare. Leon, a night shift worker, will take the apartment during the day, and Tiffy can have it nights and weekends. He'll only ever be there when she's at the office. In fact, they'll never even have to meet.
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3 out of 5 stars
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so much language!!
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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs
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Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead.
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Refreshing take on the Paranormal Genre
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An achingly funny story from the author of the best-selling You Had Me at Hello. When Edie is caught in a compromising position at her colleagues' wedding, all the blame falls on her - turns out that personal popularity in the office is not that different from your school days. Shamed online and ostracised by everyone she knows, Edie's forced to take an extended sabbatical - ghostwriting an autobiography for hot new acting talent, Elliot Owen. Easy, right? Wrong.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Very frustrating heroine, disappointing ending
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- 08-12-24
Death/New Vampire, breaking curses, found family,
Death/New Vampire, breaking curses, found family, humor and romance!
My only complaint is I wish it was longer! I can't wait to find out what happens to the rest of the characters.
I listened to the audiobook of this, and loved it! I think that hearing the voices gives you so much more as a reader. You really can feel the emotions.
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- Deborah J Snowden
- 08-11-24
Loved this story!
Loved it! The author did an amazing job bringing this story and this community to life. Maya is a librarian who loves reading paranormal books and is about to be a Vampire dinner, thankfully Death intervenes and offers her a job as his assistant as The Queen of Wayward Souls. The narrator did awesome job of capturing the emotion of the story. I thoroughly enjoyed it and can't wait to listen to the next book in the series.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-25-22
Snarky and Sweet
Cute tale about a bookstore worker who ends up meeting death. The many characters in the book are enchanting and entertaining in the story is unique and sweet. Well worth a credit, hope audible will produce the rest of the series.
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- 08-26-22
A cute sassy read!
This was a fun paranormal rom-com read. Reading about Maya becoming a vampire queen and figuring out her feelings for her handsome new house mate was a blast.
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