The Hair-Raising Adventures Of Jayms Blonde: Project Popcorn

By: Robert W. Cabell

Narrated by: Full Cast

Length: 5 hrs and 12 mins

Publisher's summary

Enter into the salaciously sexy world of “environmental espionage” and meet Jayms Blonde. He’s gorgeous, gay, and makes the bad guys pay!

A hairdresser by trade and a secret agent by choice, this former US Navy Seal can handle an Uzi like a teasing comb. Aided by his faithful pedicurist, Precious Needmore, they lead an elite band of Pink Berets to save the planet from bad hair and bad air.

©2004, 2007, 2013 Robert W Cabell (P)2023 Robert W Cabell

Great fun!

Received and gave as a Pride gift, certainly not your typical audio book, in more ways than one. "The Hair-Raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde" is a boundary pushing, vicarious romp of action packed fun -- a much needed escape from day to day drama. From the first chapter to the last, this agent provocateur stimulates your imagination whisking you away on a light-hearted adventure to what else? Save the planet of course! A humorous, fast paced international mission of mystery, camp and silliness chock full of kinky one-liners, arousing innuendos and double entendres galore. The narrator, character voices and real-world type sound effects at every turn provide slick, polished imagery through an easy-to-listen-to storytelling style, reminiscent of old timey audio plays. And Mother, Zaza and Vichy are truly something else!

Spy High!!!

A great and very funny novel by Robert Cabell brought faithfully to life with a talented cast and a sleek production.
Bravo!!!

Hilarious and Thrilling

The satirical take on the spy thriller genre, with its humorous twist, had me hooked from the very beginning. The protagonist, Jayms Blonde, is a hunky, gay former US Navy Seal who is a hairdresser by trade but also a secret agent tasked with saving the world from environmental terrorists. I found the use of hair styling tools as weapons and the bumblebee wings to be a hilarious and unique touch that added to the excitement of the story.

But what really sets this audiobook apart is the incredible production value. The full cast narration, sound effects, and music all work together to create an immersive experience that is like a movie soundtrack. It had me on the edge of my seat, and I found myself laughing out loud at the humorous moments.

Overall, I highly recommend this audiobook to anyone looking for a thrilling, hilarious, and unique take on the spy thriller genre. The production quality is top-notch, and the story is sure to keep you entertained from start to finish. brought to life through the audiobook production, making it an entertaining listen

So very funny

Robert Cabell has hit this one out of the park
Great story line
Wonderful cast
Awesome narration
Terrific belly laughs
The visions are so vivid
One funny after another
Cannot wait for the sequel

A Pleasure To Read, I Love This Story !!!

I recently had the pleasure of experiencing Robert Cabell’s “The Hair-Raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde,” and I must say it was an absolute delight! This audiobook is a true gem, filled with hilarious, witty humor that had me laughing out loud throughout the entire journey. Cabell’s witty writing and clever wordplay are simply outstanding.

One of the standout aspects of this audiobook is the fantastic voices brought to life by the narrator and the various voice actors. Each character is expertly portrayed, with distinct voices and accents that truly make them come alive. It adds a whole new layer of depth and immersion to the story, making it feel like you’re right there with Jayms Blonde and his colorful cast of companions.

Another impressive feature of this audiobook is the brilliant use of a music score. The carefully selected and perfectly timed music enhances the storytelling experience, evoking the right emotions and creating a completely immersive atmosphere. It adds an extra dose of excitement and magic to an already captivating tale.

“The Hair-raising Adventures of Jayms Blonde” is an absolute must-listen for anyone who appreciates humor, immersive storytelling, and top-notch audiobook production. Cabell’s writing, the incredible voices, and the clever use of a music score combine to create an unforgettable and thoroughly enjoyable experience. Prepare to be thoroughly entertained from start to finish! I loved every second !!!

Whirlwind Adventure! (Review by Mrs. Yzaguirre)

Reading this and hearing the audio book are quite different experiences! I would recommend that if you are looking to understand what vision the author had in his head, the audio book paints vivid scenes and characters. Feels more like a radio show than traditional audio book. The musical score helps the "reader" move through settings that are easy to imagine as the author's description makes the imagined space easy to picture with lush descriptions. Lots of innuendo, action and some surprisingly scary interactions dabbling in strong horror elements! Obviously, hours of work went into making the world of Jayms Blonde come to life.

Incredibly Funny and Entertaining

It reads like, I mean…it listens like a Hollywood movie. Great job, loved it and it’s fun.