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Car may not be a secret agent, or a mythical beast cast down to earth to save the world, but he has his own brand of adventure. With a little help from his less than conventional family - including a motorcycling grandma and a sister who wants him dead but can't quite figure out that you can't burn someone to death with a pocket magnifying glass - Car tries to make a name for himself and find a girl as unique as he is, even if it means dating a woman who thinks she's a butterfly.
The Life and Times of Car Johnson is an insane romp through the mind of a man who doesn't realize just how pathetic he really is. Come on a journey as Car travels the road of life, backwards and with his trusty cow fetus collection, while you ask yourself how anyone could ever think that making a home tanning kit with a flamethrower was a good idea.
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- Duración: 5 h y 52 m
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Introducing Laurie Notaro, the leader of the Idiot Girls' Action-Adventure Club. Every day she fearlessly rises from bed to defeat the evil machinations of dolts, dimwits, and creepy boyfriends - and that's before she even puts on a bra. For the past 10 years, Notaro has been entertaining Phoenix newspaper readers with her wildly amusing autobiographical exploits and unique life experiences.
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Sweet and funny
- De Julia Valentin en 12-19-20
De: Laurie Notaro
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Housebroken
- Admissions of an Untidy Life
- De: Laurie Notaro
- Narrado por: Laurie Notaro
- Duración: 6 h y 12 m
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Number-one New York Times best-selling author Laurie Notaro isn't exactly a domestic goddess - unless that means she fully embraces her genetic hoarding predisposition, sneaks peeks at her husband's daily journal, or has made a list of the people she wants on her Apocalypse Survival team (her husband's not on it). Notaro chronicles her chronic misfortune in the domestic arts, including cooking, cleaning, and putting on Spanx while sweaty (which should technically qualify as an Olympic sport).
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Wonderful
- De Carlie en 07-28-16
De: Laurie Notaro
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You're Better than Me
- A Memoir
- De: Bonnie McFarlane
- Narrado por: Bonnie McFarlane, Alexander Cendese
- Duración: 7 h y 44 m
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In the spirit of Mindy Kaling, Kelly Oxford, and Sarah Silverman, a compulsively listenable and outrageously funny memoir of growing up as a fish out of water, finding your voice, and embracing your inner crazy person from popular actress, writer, and comedian Bonnie McFarlane.
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Sandy!!! She wrote a book...it's crazy, a book!!!
- De Jonathan Placek en 03-02-16
De: Bonnie McFarlane
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Goodbye, Vitamin
- A Novel
- De: Rachel Khong
- Narrado por: Therese Plummer
- Duración: 4 h y 59 m
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Freshly disengaged from her fiancé and feeling that life has not turned out quite the way she planned, 30-year-old Ruth quits her job, leaves town, and arrives at her parents' home to find that situation more complicated than she'd realized. Her father, a prominent history professor, is losing his memory and is only erratically lucid. Ruth's mother, meanwhile, is lucidly erratic.
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Hello Sweet Sweet Book
- De Syd Young en 08-06-17
De: Rachel Khong
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Paddle Your Own Canoe
- One Man's Fundamentals for Delicious Living
- De: Nick Offerman
- Narrado por: Nick Offerman
- Duración: 10 h y 50 m
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Growing a perfect moustache, grilling red meat, wooing a woman - who better to deliver this tutelage than the always charming, always manly Nick Offerman, best known as Parks and Recreation's Ron Swanson? Combining his trademark comic voice and very real expertise in woodworking - he runs his own woodshop - Paddle Your Own Canoe features tales from Offerman's childhood in small-town Minooka, Illinois, to his theater days in Chicago, beginnings as a carpenter/actor and the hilarious and magnificent seduction of his now-wife Megan Mullally.
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On the need to acknowledge the role luck plays
- De OpenMindedNotCredulous en 11-17-13
De: Nick Offerman
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It Takes Two
- Our Story
- De: Jonathan Scott, Drew Scott
- Narrado por: Drew Scott, Jonathan Scott
- Duración: 6 h y 4 m
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It Takes Two: Our Story shares never-before-revealed tales of the Scott brothers' childhood and rise to fame - from starting their first business at seven years old and their years modeling and acting to their first house purchase at the impressive young age of 18. They soon found their true passion in life, combining their natural gifts for entertaining with the skills they learned from buying, renovating, and selling homes.
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Not Worth the Time or $2.95
- De Sharlotte en 03-06-18
De: Jonathan Scott, y otros
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What's So Funny?
- My Hilarious Life
- De: Tim Conway, Jane Scovell, Carol Burnett - foreword
- Narrado por: Tim Conway, Carol Burnett, Dick Hill, y otros
- Duración: 8 h y 39 m
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Six-time Emmy Award-winning funnyman Tim Conway, best known for his characters on The Carol Burnett Show, offers a straight-shooting and hilarious memoir about his life on stage and off as an actor and comedian. In television history, few entertainers have captured as many hearts and made as many people laugh as Tim Conway. There's nothing in the world that Tim Conway would rather do than entertain - and in his first-ever memoir, What's So Funny?, that's exactly what he does.
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Not narrated by Tim
- De Bob Murdock en 05-05-14
De: Tim Conway, y otros
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Just a Guy
- Notes from a Blue Collar Life
- De: Bill Engvall, Alan Eisenstock
- Narrado por: Bill Engvall
- Duración: 5 h y 43 m
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Blue Collar Comedy star Bill Engvall is just a guy. He's been one his whole life. He can't help it; he was born that way. And that makes him an expert on the subject. For the record, here's the official definition of a guy: a person who doesn't think before he speaks. He can't. He's not that deep. Because a guy has only three basic needs: eating, sleeping, and sex. That's it. Just a Guy chronicles a lifetime in pursuit of those needs.
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The Man Behind The Signs
- De Christopher en 12-07-07
De: Bill Engvall, y otros
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May We Be Forgiven
- De: A. M. Homes
- Narrado por: Andy Paris
- Duración: 20 h y 43 m
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May We Be Forgiven, a darkly comic novel of 21st-century domestic life, stars Harold Silver, a historian who's always been jealous of his successful brother, George. But when the hot-tempered George is institutionalized for committing a violent act, Harold finds himself comforting his brother's wife and children. What follows is a scathing examination of a family so fractured it may never be whole again.
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Give this one a try!
- De JWB en 02-13-13
De: A. M. Homes
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Digging Up Mother
- A Love Story
- De: Johnny Depp - foreword, Doug Stanhope
- Narrado por: Doug Stanhope and Friends
- Duración: 12 h y 44 m
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Doug Stanhope is one of the most critically acclaimed and stridently unrepentant comedians of his generation. What will surprise some is that he owes so much of his dark and sometimes uncomfortably honest sense of humor to his mother, Bonnie.
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Not my thing.
- De J. Harral en 01-27-18
De: Johnny Depp - foreword, y otros
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KooKooLand
- A Memoir
- De: Gloria Norris
- Narrado por: Gloria Norris
- Duración: 14 h y 27 m
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Gloria Norris grew up in the projects of Manchester, New Hampshire, with her parents; her sister, Virginia; and her cat, Sylvester. A snapshot might show a happy young family, but only a dummkopf would buy that. Nine-year-old Gloria is gutsy and wisecracking. Her father, Jimmy, all dazzle and danger, is often on the far side of the law and makes his own rules - which everyone else better follow. Gloria's mom, Shirley, tries not to rock the boat, Virginia unwisely defies Jimmy, and Gloria fashions herself into his sidekick - the son he never had.
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this was so awful I could only listen to a little
- De Wyowoman en 09-14-18
De: Gloria Norris
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Wildflower
- De: Drew Barrymore
- Narrado por: Drew Barrymore
- Duración: 7 h y 5 m
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Wildflower is a portrait of Drew's life in stories as she looks back on the adventures, challenges, and incredible experiences of her earlier years. It includes tales of living on her own at 14 (and how laundry may have saved her life), getting stuck in a gas station overhang on a cross-country road trip, saying good-bye to her father in a way only he could have understood, and many more adventures and lessons that have led her to the successful, happy, and healthy place she is today.
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Hold the shrieking !
- De Dawne en 11-27-15
De: Drew Barrymore
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I Regret Nothing
- A Memoir
- De: Jen Lancaster
- Narrado por: Jen Lancaster
- Duración: 9 h y 50 m
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New York Times best-selling author Jen Lancaster has lived a life based on re-invention and self-improvement. From Bitter Is the New Black to The Tao of Martha, she’s managed to document her (and her generation’s) attempts to shape up, grow up, and have it all - sometimes with disastrous results...Mistakes are one thing; regrets are another. After a girls’ weekend in Savannah makes her realize that she is - yikes! - middle-aged (binge watching is so the new binge drinking), Jen decides to make a bucket list and seize the day.
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The Smug Is Strong With This One
- De T. Filowitz en 05-24-15
De: Jen Lancaster