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The New Kid on the Block
- Narrated by: Jack Prelutsky
- Length: 54 mins
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From beloved and best-selling poet Jack Prelutsky come over 100 hilarious poems about strange creatures and people - from jellyfish stew to a bouncing mouse, to the very unexpected new kid!
For fans of Shel Silverstein and Louis Sachar's Wayside School series.
Here are poems about things that you may never have thought about before. You'll be introduced to jellyfish stew, a bouncing mouse, a ridiculous dog, and a boneless chicken.
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- brian
- 05-15-13
Fun for all ages.
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
I would. The poems are hilarious.
Who was your favorite character and why?
All of them. Prelutsky does a fine job at character voices.
Which character – as performed by Jack Prelutsky – was your favorite?
Couldn't pick one. They're all quite good.
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- david Boza
- 06-26-20
Terrible music
The poems, of course, are great. They're perfect for children, short, fun, and entertaining. However, the music is so loud and distracting, it's hard to focus in anything being said. I wish they had another version with out the annoying music.
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