The President of Vice
The Autobiography of Joe Biden
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The Onion is proud to present The President of Vice: The Autobiography of Joe Biden. In this scandalous memoir, America's favorite politician discusses his early years, before he became ultimate wingman to the leader of the free world. For the first time ever “Diamond” Joe discusses the formative experiences of his life, including his childhood selling hooch in Scranton, his years cruising college campuses picking up co-eds in a Del Rio, the grade-A tang he plowed in the summer of '87, and his "sweet ass gig" as Senator of Delaware.
Speaking of his own work, Vice President Biden says, "Amigo, you're just one click away from buying Uncle Joe's tell-all autobiography. My sweetest guitar riffs, bustiest lays, wildest benders, and sexiest appropriation bills, it's all in there. You'll not only hear about me and my buddy Barack, but I guarantee you'll pick up some tricks that'll serve you well in the sack. Plus, I'm deep in the hole right now and really need the scratch."
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- Terence
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Hilarious, But Exhausting
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Really, really funny material here and excellent comedic narration. However, kinda like an SNL skit that gets morphed into a movie, the jokes tend to get a little tired. I listened to it in 15 or 20 minute intervals.
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- Leonard Smith
- 01-16-17
Funny, funny
Not for anyone easily offended. It is hilarious. It is a good natured poke at one of the best politicians of our time.
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- Ian Hardouin
- 10-08-18
Less funny in 2018
Satire that regular readers of The Onion will get. Joe Barrrett does a good Biden impersonation. In light of the US political and cultural climate since 2016, this feels less funny now than it did when this first came out. Not a knock on The Onion writers or Biden, but just a note that some of the material probably wouldn’t be published today.
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- charles murphy
- 07-28-22
Let's Go Diamond Joe!
Biden was way cooler before he became president and this book is proof. This book bangs harder than a Tijuana Bumblebee.
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- Jeff beam
- 04-30-16
Amazing
Funny worth a listen now get more by the onion and I can die happy
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- Anonymous User
- 09-08-21
Baller
Ol joe really takes the listener for a ride, it is definitely worth the scratch.
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