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The Probable Outcomes
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 1 hr and 3 mins
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A failed, alcoholic ex-marketing guru is sent to Ohio on a last long-shot assignment, in search of innovative idea that can save an ailing food company. After an accident in a mall parking lot, he's rescued by a trio of teenagers who reluctantly agree to share an average night in their average lives with him. What follows - bonding, secrets, and ultimately tragedy - reveal truths to both teens and guru that none are fully prepared to confront.
Told with a distinctly comic voice and a sharp eye for the absurdities of contemporary American culture, The Probable Outcomes contemplates the unexpected connections between youth and adulthood, disillusionment and redemption, and regret and idealism.
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