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The Secret Life of Farts
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A toot or a blow, a honk or a squeak.
Each fart is special, each fart is unique.
From racetrack to concert hall, crowded lift to royal banquet, farts are everywhere!
The Secret Life of Farts is your hilarious rhyming guide to the amazing world of flatulence that is all around us.
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