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The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer
- Murder Sprees and Mute Decrees, Book 1
- Narrated by: Kevin Earlywine
- Length: 6 hrs and 15 mins
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Publisher's summary
Third time's the charm, right?
At least that's what I tell myself when I witness the same hot guy commit mass murder three times in a few days. I'm either the luckiest mute boy ever or possibly the unluckiest.
Who knows, maybe him kidnapping me will turn into the greatest love story ever told? Hey, it could happen! You never know how these things will turn out. I happen to believe in love and soulmates, and if nothing else, Arlington Fox doesn't treat my disability like a nuisance.
It's not every day you find someone who just gets you, and I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth even if the horse in question is a man so good at killing people that I should probably introspect a bit about why that skews my moral compass and possibly my kinks. But c'mon, competence is sexy, am I right?
The Trouble with Trying to Date a Murderer is an MM paranormal romance with lots of sass, humor, a ridiculous 3000-year age gap, and an inordinate number of tables.
Includes a bonus short story, "Fox Recruits a Mute Boy (and Falls in Love)."
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