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The Waaagh! Faker
- Warhammer 40,000
- Narrated by: Tom Alexander, John Banks, Cliff Chapman, Steve Conlin, Matthew Hunt, Jonathan Keeble, David Seddon, Joe Shire
- Length: 20 mins
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Publisher's summary
The latest adventure for the Red Sunz mekmob concludes in the final instalment of a three-part audio drama!
A horde of orks are gathering from all over the planet have made their way to a salt lake camp. But they discover the Waaagh! is a false one set up by the Imperium using psychic technology to lure the orks into a trap. Uggrim and his biggest rival, Grimgutz, must work together to fight their way out.
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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It was ok.
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- James gGllagher
- 09-23-18
Waaagh!
Rarely do you get to hear a quality Yelling of Waaaagh! Color me happy, they did it right!
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- Ray Hartman
- 08-16-18
Can't miss for Ork fans.
Great 40k Ork fun! I had a smile on my face the whole time listening to this.
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- Morten Sandø
- 08-14-18
Waaaaagh!
This is awsome! Finally fun and good orky storytelin. But it should be a a good 20 hours long book, ah well. Maybe they will make one when they realise the Orks are best!
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