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Tommy Dash: Was It Everything I Said?
- A Novel by Bill Scheft
- Narrated by: Johnny Heller
- Length: 6 hrs and 8 mins
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Publisher's summary
Tommy Dash, an unapologetic 60-year-old scuffling LA stand-up comedian, is trying to apologize his way back into show business, one burnt bridge and one more last chance at a time, during the last days of Pre-Trump America. Think Lewis Black, but a little angrier. Think Sam Kinison on a coke budget. Think Bill Maher, without the cable filter. Think Amy Schumer, with a slightly smaller set of balls. Think Samsonite, but with less baggage.
A lot of people are waiting for their apology. Ex-wives, daughters, soon-to-be former girlfriends and three generations of fellow comics, celebrities and industry people along the redemptive path. But here's the thing with Tommy Dash. Before you may or may not get a sorry, you get a story. And as Tommy will tell you, he is in it for the stories. And so are we. Despite lovingly referring to himself as a Category 4 shitstorm, we root for him and his emerging heart. We want to hear about the wreckage, sure, but we keep hoping he'll land safely.
(Cover art: JoAnna Perrin)
Vintage Scheft! I loved it, but that's a given.... - Larry David
(Dedicated to the late Nikki Finke, Tommy Dash's first and most steadfast friend)
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- Sean Pratt
- 08-20-23
Lovable Loser Leaves You Laughing
Johnny Heller is so well suited to this piece, it’s as if Scheft wrote it for him.
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- peter kevin quinn
- 03-09-24
The banality of the author’s talent
I liked that it was in English. I don’t like books about cynics who can’t let themselves feel, comedians whose humor is the detritus of shame, and drunks who can’t get sober.
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