Unreal Lover
A Gay Love Story
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Guy Veryzer
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Guy Veryzer
About this listen
Boy meets boy - correction; boy meets unbelievably beautiful boy. Thinks he is too handsome to be real, then finds out he’s right. The gorgeous guy is really an alien from another planet.
So then what?
Rex was so amazingly beautiful he didn’t look real. There are many fine looking young stallions trotting round this county, kicking up their heels and feeling their oats so to speak. This young man wasn’t frisking about when I first saw him, he was sitting still, very still and just being at one with the universe, or so it seemed. He looked unearthly. I had never seen him before. Or anyone quite like him for that matter, except maybe in my dreams. He was a dreamy boy.
I live in a small southern town, we are polite to visitors but look at them as outsiders for a good long while, some people have lived here 20 years are still called new people...So someone new in town is a novelty, but if they are a relative, its like a passport, your roots are connected, so you’re sort of part of the history...So though he was new in town young Rex was accepted once folks realized my aunt had given him the family passport.
But it turns out not only is he not exactly a relative, but he’s from far away.
Not just from another country...but another galaxy? Or another dimension?
A star man, an outer space creature...Am I in love with an alien?
Well, I think I might be...
Admittedly it started out as a very superficial attraction, on a human animal level. When I first saw this guy, or what appeared to be a young guy, a very handsome guy, no, not very handsome - the most good looking guy I’d ever seen!
At first I couldn’t believe he was real, in a way he isn’t, but he is...
He is symmetrical which few or maybe no humans are, though faces being more symmetrical supposedly is key to our perception of beauty, or so I’ve read.
I suppose I better back up or you won’t get the whole strange story. Telling it might help me to understand it a bit too...if that’s possible.
I believe it is, because I’ve come to believe the impossible is possible!
So here goes...
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Trina FastHorse Goldberg-Oneka is a fifty-year-old trans woman whose life is irreversibly altered in the wake of a gentle--but nonetheless world-changing--invasion by an alien entity called The Seep. Through The Seep, everything is connected. Capitalism falls, hierarchies and barriers are broken down; if something can be imagined, it is possible. Trina and her wife, Deeba, live blissfully under The Seep’s utopian influence--until Deeba begins to imagine what it might be like to be reborn as a baby, which will give her the chance at an even better life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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“This is my pain. Let me have it!”
- By Martin Gibbs on 02-03-20
By: Chana Porter
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Annie Dunne
- By: Sebastian Barry
- Narrated by: Caroline Lennon
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15
It is 1959 in Wicklow, Ireland, and Annie and her cousin Sarah are living and working together to keep Sarah’s small farm running. Suddenly, Annie’s young niece and nephew are left in their care. Unprepared for the chaos that two children inevitably bring, but nervously excited nonetheless, Annie finds the interruption of her normal life and her last chance at happiness complicated further by the attention being paid to Sarah by a local man with his eye on the farm.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Splendid
- By Shady on 06-21-23
By: Sebastian Barry
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The Lottery Rose
- By: Irene Hunt
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 4 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 87
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 70
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 71
Georgie Burgess has known only neglect and abuse during his seven and a half years of life. His alcoholic mother does little to prevent the bruises and scars inflicted on Georgie by her brutal boyfriend. With each blow, the little boy withdraws further into his dreams. When he wins a small rose bush in a lottery, it seems as if one of his dreams has finally come true. But after a particularly savage beating, he is taken from his mother and placed in a home for boys.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Great story; sound quality uneven
- By A. Hyde on 02-04-13
By: Irene Hunt
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Manhood for Amateurs
- The Pleasures and Regrets of a Husband, Father, and Son
- By: Michael Chabon
- Narrated by: Michael Chabon
- Length: 8 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 240
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 149
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Story4 out of 5 stars 149
As a devoted son, as a passionate husband, and above all as a father, Chabon's memories of childhood, of his parents' marriage and divorce, of moments of painful adolescent comedy and giddy encounters with the popular art and literature of his own youth, are like a theme played by the mad quartet of which he now finds himself co-conductor. At once dazzling, hilarious, and moving, Manhood for Amateurs is destined to become a classic.
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1 out of 5 stars
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Terrible
- By Ken on 10-14-09
By: Michael Chabon
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Dog Years
- By: Mark Doty
- Narrated by: Mark Doty
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 68
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 45
When Mark Doty went looking to adopt a small dog, a cuddly creature who might comfort his terminally ill partner, Wally Roberts, he was surprised to find himself returning home from an animal shelter with a full-grown golden retriever, a dog whose "absolute openess of regard", and paw gently offered through the bars of a cage, proved irresistable to him.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I cried my face off
- By Brad on 10-27-08
By: Mark Doty
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The Past Is Red
- By: Catherynne M. Valente
- Narrated by: Penelope Rawlins
- Length: 5 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 97
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 82
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 82
The future is blue - endless blue...except for a few small places that float across the hot, drowned world left behind by long-gone fossil fuel-guzzlers. One of those patches is a magical place called Garbagetown. Tetley Abednego is the most beloved girl in Garbagetown, but she’s the only one who knows it. She’s the only one who knows a lot of things: that Garbagetown is the most wonderful place in the world, that it’s full of hope, that you can love someone and 66% hate them all at the same time.
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5 out of 5 stars
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The most perfectly perfect book a F**kwit could ever want.
- By Steve Groves on 02-10-22
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- Shaylah
- 06-10-21
Awesome
Great book, kept my attention all the way to the end, amazing audio delivery, loved it. Will be reading again, every chapter was received amazingly do recommend you give it a read.
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- Kindle Customer
- 10-15-22
very good
Loved it !! this story. the narrator is so fantastic it's like your really there!! good overall
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