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White Trash Zombie Apocalypse
- Narrated by: Allison McLemore
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
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Our favorite white trash zombie, Angel Crawford, has enough problems of her own, what with dealing with her alcoholic, deadbeat dad, issues with her not-quite boyfriend, the zombie mafia, industrial espionage, and evil corporations. Oh, and it’s raining, and won’t let up.
But things get even crazier when a zombie movie starts filming in town, and Angel begins to suspect that it’s not just the plot of the movie that's rotten. Soon she's fighting her way through mud, blood, bullets, and intrigue, even as zombies, both real and fake, prowl the streets.
Angel’s been through more than her share of crap, but this time she's in way over her head. She’ll need plenty of brainpower to fit all the pieces - and body parts - together in order to save herself, her town, and quite possibly the human race.
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Trouble just walked into Nicholas Rixey's tattoo parlor. Becca Merritt is warm, sexy, wholesome, pure temptation to a very jaded Nick. He's left his military life behind to become co-owner of Hard Ink Tattoo, but Becca is his ex-commander's daughter. Loyalty won't let him turn her away. Lust has plenty to do with it too. With her brother presumed kidnapped, Becca needs Nick. She just wasn't expecting to want him so much.
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2 things you should know before you buy...
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Five years ago, I masterminded the infamous massacre of the Tri-state Timberwolves. The streets outside the Wolves HQ ran red with the blood of the old guard, and not one of those members loyal to my father were spared mercy. Not a single one. I let the media twist and distort the story. My new recruits eagerly proved themselves in spreading false news, in covering our tracks. To the general public, the Tri-State Timberwolves were extinct. But that couldn’t have been further from the truth.
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Shadow grove is back!
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Stray
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"I look like an all-American grad student. But I am a werecat, a shape-shifter, and I live in two worlds. Despite reservations from my family and my Pride, I escaped the pressure to continue my species and carved out a normal life for myself. Until the night a Stray attacked."
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Loved it!
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No good deed goes unpunished. Detroit is a hole where even a werewolf's sins can be buried. Or so Jake Brennan hopes. Hiding from his hunters, shooting heroin to negate the effect of the full moon, he is beginning to turn things around. And the day he is witness to a brutal attack on ER doctor Gwen Cheevey, Jake is forced to transform into something new: a hero. But when a clip of his good deed goes viral, Jake's days of hiding are over. To keep Gwen safe, Jake will need to embrace the beast within.
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Black Marks Absolved
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Successful architect Rachel Granger loves her job and her life, but when a terrorist on the FBI's most wanted list targets her, there's only one man she can trust. She hasn't seen Jake in years, but her former college friend told her he'd always be there for her and she definitely needs him now. Even though her feelings for him go far deeper than friendship and just being around him risks her heart, she would do anything to keep those she loves safe from a madman bent on unleashing hell.
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Love this author!
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The last thing patrol cop Kate Prospero expected to find on her nightly rounds was a werewolf covered in the blood of his latest victim. But then, she also didn't expect that shooting him would land her in the crosshairs of a Magic Enforcement Agency task force, who wants to know why she killed their lead snitch. The more Prospero learns about the dangerous new potion the MEA is investigating, the more she's convinced that earning a spot on their task force is the career break she's been wanting. But getting the assignment proves much easier than solving the case.
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Narrator driving me nuts
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As the captain of Field County's ice rescue dive team, Callum Cook is driven to perfection. But when he meets new diver Louise "Lou" Sparks, all that hard-won order is obliterated in an instant. Lou is a hurricane. A walking disaster. And with her, he's never felt more alive... even if keeping her safe may just kill him. Lou's new to the Rockies, intent on escaping her controlling ex, and she's determined to make it on her own terms...no matter how tempting Callum may be.
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I hate cliffhangers !
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Ten years ago, Lilly Carmichael left town without an explanation, breaking Braden Donnelly's heart. The death of her aunt has brought Lilly home and face-to-face with memories she thought were long buried. Still getting over a traumatic incident from her work as an NSA agent, Lilly initially dismisses the face at her window as a figment of stress-induced paranoia.
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Predictable with not very realistic characters
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Abby Sinclair had a desperate childhood until she was rescued and adopted by a retired army ranger who molded her into a master of self-defense. Now, she's a cunning and fearless assassin thrust into assignment after dangerous assignment, using everything she has - nerve, resilience, strength, sex - to come out on top. Her only rule: Trust no one. Abby's latest assignment is in Colombia: Go undercover and snuff out a dangerous arms dealer active in the underground sex trade. But when Abby purposely blows her cover in a last-ditch attempt to free the helpless victims, deadly mercenary Kane Woodland is recruited as back-up. His mission: Get Abby out of that hellhole.
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Ohhhhhh tough girls, bad guys
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The morning that the world ends, Katie is getting ready for court and housewife Jenni is taking care of her family. Less than two hours later, they are fleeing for their lives from a zombie horde. Thrown together by circumstance, Jenni and Katie become a powerful zombie-killing partnership, mowing down zombies as they rescue Jenni's stepson, Jason, from an infected campground.
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Not for my demographic
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Dark Descendant
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From the acclaimed author of the Morgan Kingsley, Exorcist books comes the gripping first novel in a new series about a private eye who discovers, to her surprise, that she's an immortal huntress.
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Excellent Book!! Two thumbs up!!
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- Anonymous User
- 04-30-17
good read
loved it. Good story line mixed in with everyday life. fun chracters. enjoyed very much
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- RavenHeart
- 12-03-16
White trash treasure
If you could sum up White Trash Zombie Apocalypse in three words, what would they be?
Zombie girl power!
What was one of the most memorable moments of White Trash Zombie Apocalypse?
Too difficult to pick just one
What does Allison McLemore bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
The way the story characters come alive. She does an amazing job of character differential! She's charismatic & it comes through her reading.
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Zombie & Snarkass, a zombie girls' guide to modern living.. Or
Trash is the talk, a zombie survival guide
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- JBubs
- 10-05-17
I really love this series!
I enjoy this book very much. sometimes after work I dont fewl like listening to muaic because it seems like too much. But a nice audio book does the trick. I don't want to leave the car most times because I'm just so enthralled with this story. So GREAT. I have recommend this book to several people.
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- Jonas Lee
- 07-28-17
This Should be Live Action
This is one of the most refreshing series I have grown to love. It's pure entertainment and snarkiness will keep me coming back again and again. How this isn't a series is only evident by the mass influx of zombie movies, but I can see all of these characters and hope it'll get its shot on the next resurgence.
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- Kristen
- 10-01-17
Fantastic Series!
I first saw My life as a White Trash Zombie at my local supermarket years ago and purchased it on a whim based solely on the cover ( I know I know shouldn't judge a book by its cover). When I began to read it drew me in so quickly I couldn't get enough of it. I wanted more to my delight I found the next installment and the next. It's such a refreshing spin on an overdone genre. I highly recommend you read each one. On a separate note I don't do audio books much because I prefer to hold the book in my hand and let my imagination give each character their voice. However Allison McLemore is fantastic and the voice she gives each character is especially Angel is delightful. I can't wait to listen to the next book.
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- loralou
- 07-25-13
Zombie mama
What made the experience of listening to White Trash Zombie Apocalypse the most enjoyable?
I,ve been following this series and think it's brilliant
What did you like best about this story?
It's different I haven't encountered any story like it.
What about Allison McLemore’s performance did you like?
She brings Angelkins to life, the story would just be another zombie story (although good) without her. Allison McLeamore does a fantastic job!
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- Donna
- 08-15-13
I WANT MORE
What made the experience of listening to White Trash Zombie Apocalypse the most enjoyable?
All of it! The characters all the way to the performances of those characters.
What was one of the most memorable moments of White Trash Zombie Apocalypse?
I like the way the writer evolved the main character. She was just his low class, white trash kid that couldn't seem to stay out of trouble and as she started go grow into herself and her character, the rest of her world started to treat her accordingly. A memorable moment for me was her relationship with her father.
What about Allison McLemore’s performance did you like?
OMG, She did an amazing job. With her LA accent, and the phrases that would come out of her mouth, I found myself LOL at work, and people would turn to me thinking I was laughing at them! She did an amazing job!!!
If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?
Not sure. White Trash Zombie works for me,
Any additional comments?
Was'nt sure about the whole ZOMBIE thing, and when she first discovered she was a zombie, craving brains, I was a little turned off by it, but I got use to it. It could have been that every time she would describe it in detail, I was eating something... lol
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- Sherese
- 11-18-13
THIS ZOMBIE ROCKS!
Would you consider the audio edition of White Trash Zombie Apocalypse to be better than the print version?
I usually want to read a book first and if I like it enough, then I buy the audiobook.
Except for this series.
THIS IS ONE OF THE FEW SERIES THAT I BUY THE AUDIO INSTEAD OF THE BOOK....It is that GOOD!
What did you like best about this story?
In all of the WTZ books I really enjoy how Angel's character changes and grows.
Plus, she can KICK ASS!
Which character – as performed by Allison McLemore – was your favorite?
I love Angel's accent and mannerisms. McLemore does a wonderful and realistic version of a poor educated Southern hick.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
The whole situation with the flood and the aftermath. That series of scenes shows a lot of strength in Angel, her father and OMG, Nick.
Everyone's character got a boost with that scene.
Any additional comments?
ONE OF MY FAVORITE SERIES!
WHO NEEDS TO READ THE BOOK? GREAT AUDIO!
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- Anthony Cherry
- 12-18-13
WeWantMore!! WeWantMore!! WeWantMore!!
If you could sum up White Trash Zombie Apocalypse in three words, what would they be?
We Want More!!
Who was your favorite character and why?
Angel of course! She's an uneducated hick from the sticks, but she's smart, kind, strong, oh, and she's a zombie. And she's taking it quick well..
Which scene was your favorite?
Can't say. I ran through all three books so fast it's all just one big book to me. The 1st time she has sex on brains made me go hmmm...
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
Yup, and I'll likely listen to the trilogy again.
Any additional comments?
If ever a series needed to be continued this one does. The narrators gave what I think is probably the best performance I've heard yet.
Oh, and this series would make an awesome series on AMC or HBO. So, again I say,, WeWantMore!! WeWantMore!! WeWantMore!!
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- AMalie
- 03-31-14
White Trash Book 3
If you could sum up White Trash Zombie Apocalypse in three words, what would they be?
More Zombies Please
Who was your favorite character and why?
Angel Crawford
Which character – as performed by Allison McLemore – was your favorite?
All of them, I've never heard someone go from Bayou to male Asian and French voices. She is amazing, I think the way she portrays the father is the best.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
Angel and her dad coming together!
Any additional comments?
Suspenseful as the first two books, ending was a little slow. CANNOT wait for the fourth book!
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