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Worst Movies Ever Played

By: Shiner Media
  • Summary

  • Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play podcast where three comedians use a roleplaying game to improvise hilariously bad VHS movies. The kind you'd find scavenging through the dumpster behind a Blockbuster Video. Hosts Patrick Baker (Regular Show), Brent Butler (Norm Macdonald Live), and Geoffrey Golden (Wet Hot American Summer RPG) produce cheesy movies on the fly with the help of some dice, a tabletop RPG, and starting in season 3: comedian guests stars. They play every role and narrate the action, while Hollywood sound designer Adam Baker (The Invisible Man) provides the music and SFX. No lights! No cameras! But hours of action! Also plenty of dice-rolling, bizarre characters, and mind-numbing plot twists – all without the rental fees.
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Episodes
  • Bonus Feature: Stories Related to and Generally Concerning the Graveyard
    Aug 29 2023

    While we're in "post-pro" on our third season of Worst Movies Ever Played (coming soon!), here's a bonus made-for-TV style movie called Sunset House from the mid-80s horror anthology series Stories Related to and Generally Concerning the Graveyard.

    Percy, an encyclopedia salesman, and Kushy, a van-loving vagabond, are amateur supernatural investigators who come upon a legendary haunted house. No one who stays the night survives until morning, and when the house traps Percy and Kushy inside, they soon learn why.

    This special episode is a crossover with Shelterwood, an upcoming 16 episode docu-horror audio fiction series about a missing girl, an impossible suburb, and the American dream. Shelterwood is written and produced by our story editor Stephen Indrisano. Check out Shelterwood's Indiegogo campaign and delve into the mystery.

    CREDITS

    Your Director: Stephen Indrisano

    Percy Marsten: Patrick Baker

    Kushy: Geoffrey Golden

    Story Editor & Sound Design: Stephen Indrisano


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    Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.


    Movie Trivia: The house used as the main shooting location was owned at the time by Kojak star Telly Savalas. In the background of the kitchen are a box of lollipops.

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    1 hr and 10 mins
  • Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 3)
    Jul 19 2022

    In the thrilling conclusion of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia face off against Major Lazer, a Jamaican cyborg killing machine that is, strangely enough, not musical in any way. At the table, Brent adds a dimension of sexy realism to the Cyberpunk genre by pondering the electrical and plumbing layouts of an office building in 2044.

    Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.

    CREDITS:

    Your Director: Patrick Baker

    Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden

    Father Paramnesia: Brent Butler

    Story Editor: Julian Mundy

    Sound Design: Adam Baker


    FOLLOW:

    Twitter

    Instagram

    Facebook

    @ItsPatrickBaker

    @Geoffrey Golden

    @BrentLButler

    Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.


    MOVIE TRIVIA: In the script, the name of the company is spelled "Texus Instraments," making them invulnerable to lawsuits.

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    54 mins
  • Hot Night in Cyber Dallas (Part 2)
    Jul 12 2022

    In part two of A Hot Night In CyberDallas, Ronnie Fax-Machine and Paramnesia continue to work their way up the Texas Instruments tower, fighting back against the big calculator lobby with biblical holograms and plain old violence. At the table, Geoffrey and Brent finally figure out that they can search the bodies of enemies for clues. Patrick learns that his Jamaican accent is so bad, they should hire an actor to play an NPC

    Worst Movies Ever Played is an actual play comedy RPG podcast where the hosts create bad VHS movies. The films are made using only the power of imagination, a few pencils and dice, and a very expensive Hollywood sound designer.


    CREDITS:

    Your Director: Patrick Baker

    Ronny Faxmachine: Geoffrey Golden

    Father Paramnesia: Brent Butler

    Story Editor: Julian Mundy

    Sound Design: Adam Baker


    FOLLOW:

    Twitter

    Instagram

    Facebook

    @ItsPatrickBaker

    @Geoffrey Golden

    @BrentLButler

    Straight to VHS is a product of Lost Cat Games.


    MOVIE TRIVIA: The holographic Bible violence in the film was cited as the primary inspiration for Pureflix.

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    43 mins

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One of the funniest podcasts I've ever listened to

I love B-Movies and I love role-playing games. This show has it all and I love it! Some of the funniest stuff I've heard in a long while. I definitely recommend listening to Air Force Fun if you want to give this show a shot.

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