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  • LeeAnn VS Hawk Tuah | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    LeeAnn VS Hawk Tuah | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Oct 14 2024
    SPONSORS: Head to https://bluechew.com with promo code BEARS. Visit https://netsuite.com/BEARS and download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning. Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code BEARS at https://Manscaped.com. Head to http://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Get 20% off at Chubbies with the code BEARS20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20 It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears marvel at how far AI has come and wonder if that handy little tool called ChatGPT will one day bring humanity to it's knees. They also speculate what their exit strategies would be if the machines were to rise and take over. On the subject of all-powerful overlords, Bert and Tom talk about some of the world's eccentric dictators, including one I hadn't even heard of named General Butt Naked. They also talk about the Hawk Tuah Girl, some really gay and diverse advertisements, Ari's stage surprise at Skankfest, authenticity, and being naked on a Netflix show! Watch or else ChatGPT will send you a really mean email. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 258 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Introducing Bert to Fancy Chef | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Introducing Bert to Fancy Chef | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Oct 7 2024
    SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get on your way to being your best self. Get 20% off at Chubbies with the code BEARS20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20 Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viia2bears1cave and use code BEARS! It's another week of 2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura and Bart Chrysler! The bears are in Florida and are feeling like real Florida-men right now. They talk travel essentials and share some strip club tips, before discussing the passion and defensiveness some people have for their hometowns. Bert goes on a tangent about Harriet Tubman, the bears talk about the concept of dressing like a black dude, they also talk movie premieres, Andy Garcia, Fancy Chef, and the first time sharing your comedy career with your parents. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 257 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Bert HIJACKED The Emmys Party | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Bert HIJACKED The Emmys Party | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Sep 30 2024
    Get tickets for Tom's show at Madison Square Garden at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Head to https://www.liquidiv.com and use code CAVE at checkout. Tune in to the NASCAR Cup Series race on Sunday, October 6th at 2 PM Eastern on NBC. Check out the schedule here: https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202 Visit https://Babbel.com/BEARS to get up to 60% off. Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer got a lot of subjects to cover, including, the Emmy's, Bert's ability to make celebrities uncomfortable at parties, the most handsome 9/11 highjacker, self-loathing, and being a good listener. The Bears also debate an interesting "would you rather" question about death, talk about Shannon Sharpe and his alleged accidental live video, the dirty talk LeeAnn indulges in behind closed bedroom doors, and some comedy club talk. Plus Tommy and Berty brainstorm some fun stuff to chat about next week. Always two steps ahead. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 256 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 9 mins
  • Tom and Bert Made Their Dads FURIOUS | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Tom and Bert Made Their Dads FURIOUS | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Sep 23 2024
    SPONSORS: Head to http://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to start saving and investing for your future today! Get 20% Off + Free Shipping, with the code BEARS at https://Manscaped.com. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Visit https://adamandeve.com with promo code BEARS. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get on your way to being your best self. Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up and recap their recent trip to Las Vegas. Bert talks about chest tattoos and Tom asks him what he remembers from their bar takeover at Park MGM. Bert brings up his experiences as a new empty nester and dropping off his daughters at college for the first time. Tom recalls a story about an OD in college and the bears share stories about their dads reactions to some really wacky stuff they pulled during their college years. They also talk about LeeAnn's thoughts on magic, Matt Rife's insomnia, giant donuts, Bert's obsession with death, some history lessons, and a lot of food talk. Check it out! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 255 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Taking Over The Vegas Sphere w/ Dana White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Taking Over The Vegas Sphere w/ Dana White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Sep 16 2024
    SPONSORS: Right now, Tonal is offering our listeners $200 off your Tonal purchase with promo code BEARS at https://tonal.com/ Go to https://bluechew.com with promo code BEARS to try for free Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viia2bears1cave and use code BEARS! Download the CFO’s Guide to AI and Machine Learning at https://NetSuite.com/BEARS Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer went all the way to Las Vegas to chat with it's biggest fan...and also UFC President, the great and powerful Dana White! Dana just pulled off another one of a kind UFC event, this time inside the Vegas Sphere and he chats with bears about it's significance and connection with Mexican culture. Tom and Bert also bond with Dana about being fathers and pick his brain about some of the fathering techniques he has used on his own offspring. They also talk all about Joe Rogan and how Dana found the perfect ambassador and announcer all in one comedic body. Of course, you can't have Dana White on a pod without talking about gambling so the bears ask him loads of questions about his big wins, craziest stories, and the allure of baccarat. Nobody loves Vegas more than Dana and you might feel the urge to book a plane ticket after you listen to this guy talk about it. Enjoy! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 254 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • American Horror Story: Tom’s Kids | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    American Horror Story: Tom’s Kids | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Sep 9 2024
    SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Head to https://liquidiv.com and use code CAVE at checkout. Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/bears, all lowercase. Head to https://Policygenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save.\ Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer are back together to catch up on Bert's recent ailment and his recent bout with nicotine withdrawals. Tom also tells Bert about a really cool dream his son had that may or may not be concerning! The bears also talk about mortality, books, weird things to talk to your kids about, James Perse, shaming people for bad parking, and Bert's recent obsessions. They also talk about Juvenile getting kicked off an airplane plus Bert talks about Hawaii so much you'll wanna go there yourself. 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 253 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 14 mins
  • Recapping Rogan's LIVE Special w/ Ron White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Recapping Rogan's LIVE Special w/ Ron White | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Sep 2 2024
    SPONSORS: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://betterhelp.com/BEARS and get on your way to being your best self. Visit https://zbiotics.com/BEARS with promo code BEARS. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Welcome back to 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Bert Kreischer is out of commission after hosting last week's episode and sitting in for him is guest bear Ron White! The bears talk about how Ron's not so serious retirement is going, his golf game, competing with old men at sports, Eddie Izzard's marathoning, the Olympics, Rogan's recent live Netflix special and more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 252 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    54 mins
  • Reacting To MEAN Comments w/ Yung Gravy | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

    Reacting To MEAN Comments w/ Yung Gravy | 2 Bears, 1 Cave
    Aug 26 2024
    SPONSORS: -Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. -Your summer wardrobe awaits! Get 20% off at Chubbies with the code BEARS20 at https://www.chubbiesshorts.com/bears20 -Right now, get up to 60% off your Babbel subscription - but only for our listeners - at https://Babbel.com/BEARS. HIDE YO MOMS! This week on 2 Bears, 1 Cave, Bert is back with a guest bear of his own. A younger, sexier bear who has many friends in the corn industry. Yung Gravy joins Bert Kreischer and he has a robotic hand helping heal a recent injury that Bert cannot resist asking about. The two talk about corn star swagger, some wholesome comments from CornHub, and Gravy tells a story about a cameo in a certain adult production that was shot in his actual home! The two also talk about Gravy's new music, Shania Twain, Bert being a crystal girl, trying new things artistically, plus the phrase "Serving country" except its not spelled that way, and much more! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 251 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    1 hr and 7 mins