Episodes

  • The Argo Rule
    May 30 2021
    We don't make the rules, the academy does! But what makes a Best Picture winner truly special? And can something so subjective ever be measured? Yes! Join us as we embark on a never-ending journey to understand the True Neutral of Best Pictures and unravel the never-ending mystery of Argo! “Four Corners {103 & 4/4} ” by Mid-Air Machine From the Free Music Archive, CC BY-SA
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    38 mins
  • Moonlight
    Jul 12 2021

    Moonlight, Barry Jenkins’s and Tarell Alvin McCraney's loving, melancholic triptych on the subject of Black masculinity, will forever be a part of Academy Awards history (stay gold, Warren Beatty). So too will Argo, for better or worse. Jess and Jamal bring on their producer and editor Ian to discuss the films' contrasting approaches to spatial immersion and the importance of knowing when a scene needs music. Listen to hear the shocking answer to the question: "Are there any Black people in Argo?" MUSIC: "Aim to Stay" by William Ross Chernoff's Nomads [CC-BY]

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    1 hr and 2 mins
  • The Oscars Mandates - Minisode
    Jul 26 2021

    Back in September 2020, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences issued a new set of inclusion mandates for future Best Picture nominees. In this mini-sode, Jess and Jamal break down what the guidelines could mean for the prestige film industry going forward (spoiler: not much), the pitfalls of checklist diversity, and why these newly proposed rules reek of weak tea. MUSIC: “Lost in the Flame” and “Don’t Need Drugs” by Kid N’ Nasty [CC-BY]

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    36 mins
  • Kramer vs. Kramer
    Aug 9 2021

    It’s the deadbeat dad power hour on the pod, when Argo gets critiqued alongside the 1979 legal drama Kramer vs. Kramer. Jess, Jamal and special guest David from the podcast Robots Into Guys go all in on the films’ distractingly uneven takes on nuanced dilemmas and why both movies leave them all feeling downright unclean. MUSIC: “Dirty Beet Roots” by Futuristic Cavemen [CC-BY-SA]

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    1 hr
  • KvK Minisode
    Sep 13 2021

    Is there any battle more intense than Kramer vs. Kramer? Hell yes, and it’s the battle between Jess and Jamal vs. Kramer vs. Kramer. In this special mini-sode, the hot-steppin’ hosts of All Systems Argo dive deeper into all the most troubling aspects of 1980’s Best Picture winner. They go over the implied horrors of the Kramers’ married life, dissect an especially bizarre restaurant scene, and laugh about the film’s overwhelming MGTOW vibes. MUSIC: “Dirty Beet Roots” by Futuristic Cavemen [CC-BY-SA]

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    42 mins
  • Casablanca
    Oct 11 2021

    Argo won Best Picture at the Oscars for its heart-stopping story about white people who really need to board a plane, but just how well does it stack up next to the O.G. "get on the plane" classic, Casablanca? On this episode, Jess and Jamal and joined by author Anthony Alberti to compare both films' positive character arcs and their matter-of-fact approaches to prejudice. MUSIC: "Four Way" by William Ross Chernoff's Nomads [CC-BY]

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    59 mins
  • Birdman
    Nov 15 2021
    Two years after Argo rocked Oscar viewers everywhere by winning Best Picture, the same award went to another movie about fakery and popular entertainment: Birdman, or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance). On this episode, Jess and Jamal talk with comedian and TikTok star Scott Seiss about the expected dullness of Artists making Art about their own Art and answer the question on everyone’s lips: “Which real scene in Birdman belongs in Argo’s fake movie?” MUSIC: “Everyone” by Loyalty Freak Music [CC0]
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    1 hr and 21 mins
  • Silence of the Lambs
    Dec 13 2021
    The horror and thriller genres reached a major milestone in 1992 when Silence of the Lambs won Best Picture at the Oscars, clearing the field for future award-winning thrillers…Like Argo! On this episode, Jess, Jamal and their pal Nick get together for a classified conversation about federal-level boys' clubs, tension without intention and how one decade’s progressivism can seem practically conservative as time marches on. MUSIC: “Thirteen” by Cathedral of Chemical Equilibrium [Public Domain]
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    1 hr and 18 mins