PLZ MAKE IT STOP. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of the upcoming 2024 U.S. Presidential Election. We dive into the Cap Rising-ness of the first debate, how that gnarly Mars Uranus conjunction was right on Trump’s midheaven, how Biden is in a 10th house profection year, and more!

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THEY NOT LIKE US. (Because they’re two male rappers in completely different income brackets than we are.) This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of the Drake and Kendrick feud. We discuss how they’re both emo water sign boys, the amount of Pisces in each of their charts, how Kendrick had the upper hand with his Gemini Sun and Venus, are aghast at how Scorpio Drake is, and more!

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WE INTERRUPT OUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SEASON 7 CONTENT TO BRING YOU A LITTLE TASTE OF THE ALLEGEDLY ASTROLOGY PATREON. In this unlocked Patreon Exclusive episode, we break down the astrology around the biggest political scandal in United States history: Watergate. We talk about how Nixon’s Aquarius Moon really added to his distrust of those around him in government, all the Gemini energy happening during the second Watergate break-in, the transits happening when Nixon resigned, and more!

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UNFORTUNATELY, HE IS DEFINITELY NOT BRINGING SEXY BACK. This episode, we’re discussing the astrology of former boy band heartthrob Justin Timberlake. We talk his Big Three, the transits going on when NSYNC’S debut album was released, the Super Bowl controversy, Britney’s memoir, his DWI and more!

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KARMA’S A…WELL, YOU KNOW. This episode, we’re breaking down the astrology of child star turned KISS makeup maven JoJo Siwa. We discuss her Taurus Sun, Cap Moon, Aries Rising big three, indications of wealth in her chart, what was going on when Karma debuted, and more!

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HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS. This episode, we’re joined by the amazing Astrologer Lauren Ash to discuss the Saturn Returns of Timothée Chalamet, Megan Thee Stallion, and Sophie Turner. We also discuss what Saturn Returns are, the lessons we learned during each of ours, and more!

ABOUT LAUREN Lauren Ash is an astrologer, writer, media personality, and mystic covering astrology, cosmic news, numerology, and horoscopes for Millennial and Gen Z audiences. She’s worked as an entertainment and lifestyle writer for digital publications like Glam, Mane Addicts, Parade, Reader’s Digest, Screen Rant, and USA Today, as well as a creative copywriter for brands like Coach, Hulu, Pinterest, Starbucks, and Veranda Magazine. When she’s not spilling all her secrets to the moon or writing horoscopes, you can find her relaxing with a good book. Follow her on X, Instagram, Tiktok and visit her Website

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TALK ABOUT THE HEIGHT OF 2000S LUXURY. This episode, we’re talking all about the astrology of the iconic Juicy Couture. We discuss the Jupiter Saturn conjunction in Taurus that was happening when their tracksuit was launched, the brand’s nodal return, its 2020 resurgence and more!

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A TRUE BAD BOY FOR LIFE IN THE MOST LITERAL WAY POSSIBLE. This episode comes with a trigger warning because we’re breaking down the astrology of Sean Combs aka Puff Daddy aka P. Diddy aka Diddy. We discuss how he doesn’t have a birth time (SAD!), his Scorpio Sun, how eclipses went down both during the raid and the Cassie Case, and more!

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