Episodes

  • Status Report: August 9th, 2022

    Status Report: August 9th, 2022
    Aug 9 2022

    National Rice Pudding Day

    FBI Raids Trump's Mar-a-Lago Resort The US Army Is Creating A “Tactical Bra”

    Iran Places First Crypto-Funded Import Order, Worth $10M: Report

    Doctors Find Steel Cup In Drunk Man's Stomach Limited-Edition Sneakers Have Beer-Filled Soles Starbucks Is Ready To Add NFTs To Its Loyalty Program Conspiracy theory about ‘new world order' won't save Vancouver home from foreclosure, judge rules Domino's Pizza Quits Italy After Locals Shun American Pies Seattle Mariners adopt dog to save him from euthanasia
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    5 mins
  • Status Report : August 8th, 2022

    Status Report : August 8th, 2022
    Aug 8 2022

    International Cat Day

    Senate Votes On Inflation Reduction Act Trump Tells CPAC He'll “Never Stop Fighting” The Best Cities For Cat Lovers Coca-Cola Partners With Polygon To Launch Generative NFT Collectible Cows Make Themselves At Home In Newly Built House

    Boy Gets $13K In Donations After Getting Fake $100 Bill

    Tornado Cash Has Been Sanctioned By The US Government, Prohibiting Americans From Interacting With It. Possible Ties To North Korea The Best-Selling Gaming Consoles Of All-Time

    British Swimmer Saved From Six-Foot Shark By A Pod Of Dolphins

    Bangladesh man arrested for singing classical songs ‘out of tune'

    Matress Company Casper is hiring professional nappers with ‘exceptional sleeping ability'

    TODAY'S WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT
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    5 mins
  • Statis Report: August 5th

    Statis Report: August 5th
    Aug 5 2022

    National Underwear Day !

    Brittney Griner Found Guilty, Sentenced To Nine Years In Prison - US And Russia Ready To Talk Prisoner Swap Now That Brittney Griner Is Convicted Man Finds Out He's Been Spelling His Name Wrong All His Life

    Citi: Ethereum's Merge Will Have Several Consequences for the Blockchain

    Ohio Woman Swears She Recorded Bigfoot Man Befriends Shark To Show They're Not Evil Hell Defined: Being Stuck On “It's A Small World” For 45 Minutes

    Creative Ways To Quit Crappy Jobs An Unknown Bitcoin Whale Purchased 131,882.78 BTC Worth Over 3 Billion USD During The Downturn Keanu Reeves To Star In New Hulu Series

    MMA Fighter Takes Down Dude Sucker Punching Strangers In Subway

    Athlete Loses Race in Colombia After His P**** Came Out in The Middle of The Run

    Man steals from Walgreens during TV report on shoplifting

    Snakebite victim's brother visits village for funeral, gets killed by another snake

    TODAY'S WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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    6 mins
  • Status Report: August 4th

    Status Report: August 4th
    Aug 4 2022

    Coast Guard Day!

    US Gas Demand Drops Below Pandemic Levels

    Crypto ATMs return to Japan for the first time since 2018. Bandit The “Guard Cat” Helps Stop Robbery Left Side Of Bed Sleepers More Likely To Be Optimistic Scientists Working On “Electronic Tattoo Ink” Grandmother Sets World Record With 42-Foot-Long Fingernails Bitcoin, Ether To Be Regulated as Commodities by CFTC, per New Senate Bill

    Lamborghini Crisis: Australia crippled by critical shortage of Lamborghinis

    How Elton John helped Eminem get clean

    NEW Batgirl Movie DIDN'T COME OUT

    "Saylor Away" - Michael Saylor Bitcoin Wisdom
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    6 mins
  • Status Report: July 29th, 2022

    Status Report: July 29th, 2022
    Jul 29 2022

    National Lipstick Day!

    Hawaiian Couple Accused Of Spying For Russia…For Decades.

    Teen Sails Solo Across Atlantic Ocean Months After Learning To Sail

    Mathematician Creates Scientific Formula For Best Morning Routine.

    Sprite Is Retiring Its Iconic Green Bottles

    Monkeys Are On The Attack In Japan — Even Attacking Children! Things You Could Buy With A Billion Dollars

    Woman Spent 16 Years In A Row Pregnant And Feels Weird Without A Child Now

    Lifeguard patrols end early after resistance from drum circle during rescue.

    TODAY'S WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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    5 mins
  • Status Report: July 28th, 2022

    Status Report: July 28th, 2022
    Jul 28 2022

    National Milk Chocolate Day.

    Deadly Bacterium Found In U.S. For First Time

    Research Shows Millions Still Don't Have Their Sense Of Smell Back Post COVID

    Average Millennial More Than $100K In Debt

    Florida Man Arrested For DUI After Driving Motorized Scooter Into Shelves Inside Walmart

    Highest Rated Video Game Of 2022 Allows Players To Be A Cat

    Eating Too Much Protein Makes Pee a Problem Pollutant in the U.S.

    The Weather Channel Issues Apology After Racial Slur Appears During Segment: ‘This Is Your Weather My N******'

    Michigan restaurant closes early due to ‘rude' and ‘cocky' tourists: ‘We are not here to be abused'

    TODAY'S WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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    5 mins
  • Status Report: July 27th, 2022

    Status Report: July 27th, 2022
    Jul 27 2022

    National Scotch Day

    North Carolina Woman Allegedly Sets Wrong House On Fire In Revenge Move Against Ex-Boyfriend

    Accused Arsonist Found By Residents And Tied To A Tree Before Police Arrive

    Male Birth Control Pill Nearing Human Trials

    Centuries-Old “Goonies” Inspiration Shipwreck Discovered Off Oregon Coast Couple Buys Entire French Village For $14k Martial Artists Smashes 148 Coconuts By Hand HOT HEALINES NOW

    Police say people pretending to play violin for money a ‘nationwide issue'

    San Francisco man gets red zone parking ticket after curb was repainted while his car was parked

    TODAY's WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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    5 mins
  • Status Report: July 26th, 2022

    Status Report: July 26th, 2022
    Jul 26 2022

    July 26th is Bert's Birthday From Sesame Street

    Chinese Space Debris Could Pose Threat

    Your Job May Be Sabotaging Your Sleep Inflation Good News For Busch Light, Milwaukee's Best, And Icehouse

    Man Accused Of Stealing Vehicle, Going To Space Force With “Warning”

    Thieves Rob Pastor Of $400k In Jewels During Livestream Church Service Air Canada Flew Man's Cats To San Francisco Then Told Him To Go Get Them HOT HEADLINES NOW

    Inflation and high housing costs spur more baby boomers to find roommates

    Lawmaker wants ‘ghosting' declared an emotional offense

    Signals that baffled astronomers for 17 years traced to observatory's microwave oven.

    TODAY'S WORD OF ENCOURAGEMENT

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    6 mins