Episodes

  • Episode 8: Silent Night, Deadly Night

    Episode 8: Silent Night, Deadly Night
    Jan 20 2022
    Now the festive season is well and truly over...why not check out our Christmas episode! We figured if the big box stores can kick off the party in October, we can drag out the fun until the end of January. So, point and laugh as we bring you our thoughts on Charles E. Sellier Jr.'s 1984 Yuletide slasher, Silent Night Deadly Night. The story of Billy Chapman; a wholesome but troubled young man with a serious case of post traumatic Santa disorder. One fateful Christmas eve, after filling in for an ailing St. Nick at the local toy store, Billy decides that a gruesome death is much more fitting than a lump of coal for all those naughty boys and girls. *insert jingle bells here* Note: Our regular listeners will notice a lack of R.K. commentary on this episode. I could say that, because she is only 9 and still a believer, we decided to spare another child the trauma of this movie's plot but that would be lie. Truth is we just didn't get around to it but we promise she'll be back next episode with a vengeance!
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 7: Doomsday

    Episode 7: Doomsday
    Oct 20 2021
    After directing the (2nd?) best werewolf movie, Dog Soldiers (2002) and the best caving movie, The Descent (2005), Hollywood threw a bunch of cash at Neil Marshall and said, "Make us a movie!" So, he did....and most people hated it. That movie was Doomsday (2018). Starring Rhona Mitra as the incredibly haaawwt and badass, Major Eden Sinclair and a bunch of dudes. Doomsday is set in a dystopian British future where the incredibly haaawwt Rhona and her expendable man-tourage are tasked with infiltrating a left-for-dead Scotland on the hunt for a cure to the pandemic running rampant in London. On their travels, they encounter cannibals! Knights! Exploding cows! And a sweet Bentley! So, what's not to like?? Tune in to find out if K.T. and T.K. agree with "most people" or with Neil Marshall when he decided you should always let the haaawwt chick drive your car...and your movie.
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Episode 6: The Wicker Man

    Episode 6: The Wicker Man
    Jul 5 2021
    In this episode, T.K. and K.T. discuss director Neil La Bute's much maligned remake of the 1973 classic, The Wicker Man.  A decent remake is nigh on impossible to find, and this film is no exception.  Unless, of course, you share our deep love and appreciation for Nicolas' Cage Rage!! Accompanied, as always, by R.K.'s wicked commentary, we attempt to solve some of this movie's mysteries, e.g. What is in the bag? How did it get burned? And the correct pronunciation of Sobieski. If you're a "NOT THE SPOILERS!!!" kinda person, we recommend checking out the movie before listening. Enjoy!
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    1 hr and 8 mins
  • Episode 5: Tusk

    Episode 5: Tusk
    Apr 22 2021
    In 2014, (not Canadian) Kevin Smith decided to fill a void that probably very few people felt. That there just aren't enough walrus movies in existence. However, Tusk isn't just any old walrus movie. The sheer insanity of this story will shock and disgust you, but also (if like us you have a sick sense of humour) might just make you laugh out loud. So, take a trip through (not Canadian) Kevin Smith's crazy brain with T.K. and K.T. and find out what we thought of Justin Long's moustache. As usual, this episode is chock full of spoilers so watching before listening is highly recommended. Enjoy!  
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    1 hr and 4 mins
  • Episode 4-Part 2: Guns Akimbo

    Episode 4-Part 2: Guns Akimbo
    Mar 12 2021
    From boy wizard, to sprouting horns, to a gassy corpse; Daniel Radcliffe is not a man to be typecast. A trend he continues with Guns Akimbo, a film about a nerd who pisses off the wrong folk and wakes up with guns nailed to his hands. Directed by Jason Lei Howden and co-starring Samara Weaving, Ned Dennehy and Rhys Darby. Every now and then a trailer surfaces that teases the perfect film. Guns Akimbo did just that, but was it just a tease? Join us for the long awaited follow-up to episode 4 - part 1 as we discuss the highs and lows of, well, having guns nailed to your mf hands. We reveal ALL the spoilers so we highly recommend watching before you listen. You have been warned!  
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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Episode 4-Part 1: Come to Daddy

    Episode 4-Part 1: Come to Daddy
    Sep 12 2020
    Way back in February of this crazy year, we went to see, not one but, two films in one week! I never thought I'd miss the days of being on late night transit with drunk pukers *sigh*. Up first is Come to Daddy. Released in 2020, this film was directed by Ant Timpson and stars Elijah Wood and Stephen McHattie. Join us for our rundown on is this twisty twisted tale of one man's attempt to reconnect with his dear old dad. We reveal ALL the spoilers so you might want to watch before listening. Additional topics: How much liquid do harem pants hold? Shanks and shivs Chicken of the sea Enjoy and we'll back soon with part 2: Guns Akimboooooooo!
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Episode 3: Cemetery Man

    Episode 3: Cemetery Man
    Jul 6 2020
    The wait is over! Episode 3 is here! This time T.K and K.T. talk about the 1994 Michele Soavi film, Cemetery Man; a zombie movie of sorts. Although this is our third episode, it was our first recording so enjoy the sketchy sound as we hadn't quite figured out how to stay a fist from the mic. Kudos to T.K. for making it happen. This podcast is best enjoyed if you've seen the movie, as we reveal ALL the spoilers. At the same time, we hope you're entertained even if you haven't. Additional topics: When was the last time you threw up and why? Supernatural Patrick Wilson And many more!
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    53 mins
  • Back to the Plot: Episode 2, The Velocipastor

    Back to the Plot: Episode 2, The Velocipastor
    May 31 2020
    Roll up, roll up for episode 2 of Back to the Plot where two stoned ladies talk about The Velocipastor! Behold K.T. trying to get a word in edgewise (T.K. blames the gin). Marvel at how often a couple of grown women can say "like" in one sentence. Be in awe as neither of us know the difference between a 70 minute run time and 110 minutes. This podcast is best enjoyed if you've already watched the movie as we reveal ALL the spoilers. At the same time, we hope we're entertaining enough to make you laugh even if you haven't. Special topics covered: How many bodies fit in a trunk? Hollywood reboots of remakes of sequels. High-fivin' and drivin'. And so much more!  
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    52 mins