Welcome to first date fails by bacon! Where we interview people about there worst dates ever. Today we talk to Brandon about his vampire date, anonymous you'll see why it's anonymous and me Jennifer (trust me it's not about mike) This is defiantly going to be a lot of fun. Come along for the ride won't you?

In this episode we discover what food during the apocalypses will taste like...

In this episode we discuss the misuse of children's toys, possessed paintings, tomato fights and bear racism. Come along for the ride!

In this episode, we discuss bear punching, spider assault, oily pennies, and the history or marriage amongst many more of life's obvious dilemmas. Enjoy!

In this episode!!!! We discuss fugitive antelopes, museum banana theft, shirtless Senators casting votes and forgetting their zoom camera was on, stolen body parts "packaged" (not fresh), goat street fights, and doppelganger poison plots.

We discuss the comments of fans guessing on how we met. ( We read your comments).

Also! Jenn re-writes the Ten Commandments, and I go off on tangents to everything, and tear Facebook a new asshole for people who get upset too quickly. Complete nonsense!

It's really funny, and we hope you guys enjoy it!

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In this episode we wish Jenn a happy birthday by telling her all the things wrong with Aquarians. Counting down the worst valentine's day presents, splitting the difference on who the real valentine is.