Ever wanted to crawl under the table at a restaurant? Compare your experience to this udderly hilarious tale from a Houston listener with a mooving conclusion.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

If you aren’t yelling for some of these bad dates to walk the plank, you aren’t paying attention. From Oz to the chocolate factory to a beguiling buccaneer, you’ll be ‘hooked’ listening to Avery’s adventures!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Gym fails, bad splits and Easter flashes. It's "Wardrobes Gone Wild!" on this first episode of Speed Dating.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Shoeless wonders, car ride shenanigans, and dam revivals. At least one of Aisha’s first date stories will leave you speechless - or singing the Oompa Loompa song.

And remember .... it's not me, it's YOU!

Listen this week to hear three friends share bad date stories from West Texas with long-winded geology lessons, odd Gemini obsessions and crazy Escalade text confessions.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Bad dates come in twos in this episode - two bowlers, two cheerleaders, and … well, you really just need to listen!

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Does “dating in LA” conjure up images of starving actors and plastic surgery? Not after you hear Becca’s bad dates … a sunset prepper, cancelled wedding crasher, and high talker are our La La Land stars this week.

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!

Music festivals, airport kisses and yard sales. What could go wrong in this ‘fairy tale’ with a pre-arranged twist??

And remember ... it's not me, it's YOU!