Hi Linda,

It's Thanksgiving and this file corrupted so I had to edit it again! But honestly I deserve it as a descendant from colonists on a holiday that literally celebrates colonialism??? Like come on you guys. 

Anyway, enjoy this last full episode before we do our traditional reflection episode next week! We talk about everything under the sun and it's a little disjointed but we think you'll enjoy it <3 

See you next week queens!

Love,
Bad Planning
badplanningpod@gmail.com

I just can't y'all. 30 minutes from now you won't need a description, suck it up.

Are you going to understand this title? Probably not, but it’s not our responsibility at this point. Use your imagination <3

Hi Kevin,

Welcome to the first episode of #NO(THEME)BER, the month where we free ourselves from thematic cages and do whatever the hell we want. Fuck ya. It's also the month of brevity, so here are the cameos:

• The tenuous dynamics between the ego, id, and superego of Quill's local coffee shop
• The dire need to look crusty, dusty, and musty in your caffeinated watering hole 
• Trying to saran wrap the deep crevices out of your fugly concentration face so that you can look fuckable to your barista crush
• Circle jerking into each other’s successive cups of coffee, snorting coke, and talking to the Spanish Consulate... all things you do in DC coffee shops
• Having access to the nuclear codes but still messing up coffee orders 
• The sounds of New York overstimulating you but at least you're drinking from a difficult mug 
• Quill casting a giraffe-size shadow over his local coffee shop
• Drink every time we say 'local coffee shop'

Coming to a local coffee shop near you,
Bad Planning Podcast 
(@badplanningpod@gmail.com)
Email us or no iced latte for you <3

Hi Saturn,

What a cute celestial name. Anyway, it's hell week for both of us so here are the cameos from the episode where we talk about spooky art to close out #OCTOOKY:

• Audrey’s love for scary children’s book illustrations
• She lost 30 lbs but it's because she's been trapped in a trunk dead for 30 years #whatsthatsmell
• Us figuring out how shadows operate in today's society
• Disheveled hair doing the most
• The cheeked-up nature of Saturn’s son from that one Goya painting #notwiththosehips #sitongoyasface #mentalhealthawareness

We hope you like art history,
Bad Planning 
badplanningpod@gmail.com
(email us or Goya's going to eat your entire ass in front of your whole family <3)

Hi Matt......................

First of all, fuck you. Second of all welcome to the penultimate episode of OCTOOKY!! In today's episode, Quill and Audrey shoot the spooky shit and talk about everything under the full moon, including gossip, machetes, and punchable offenses. Honestly, it's a great social commentary and you should be so lucky to get advice from flawless queens like us. We have never made a mistake and our faces are distinctly un-punchable.

Cameos include kind of a lot of things:

• the positive correlation between those who don't like horror and those who haven't done inner work #cognitivebehavioraltherapy #ifyoudon'tlikehorrormoviesyoudon'tseeme
• throwing shade at an unnamed ex #matt #hisnameismatt 
• the real scary thing about scary movies in a theater being getting shot #america #usa #patriotism
• traumabonding through horror movies <3 
• getting caught behind slow walkers in a hot corn maze in california #iwillhackyourachillestendonwithamachete #trywalkingnowbitch
• getting deep into haunted house fantasies #single #touchstarved #bicep 
• gossipping being a valid, challenging storytelling exercise
• us boycotting going into the basement in the horror movie
• us being WHET for Haunting of Hill House 
• us being FUCKING DRY for Midnight Mass 
• a deep analysis of punchable faces #facepunchability #punchableoffense 

Anyway...

Matt.........watch your back because I will find you and kill you. You do have a punchable face. Like so bad.

Love,
Bad Planning <3 
email us or end up like Matt #knifeemoji 

Hi Stella.

Whatever you do… don’t break into the basement of that old fucking mansion in your culdesac, take the book that is bound in human skin, and then be surprised when reading it kills all your closest family and friends. This is 2023.

Anyway, welcome back to #OCTOOKY! In this episode, Quill and Audrey dive into the movie adaptation of what the American Library Association dubbed 'the most criticized book among parents in the '90s'—Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark. If your idea of a good time is listening to two queens summarizing the plot of a movie badly and out of order, then this is the episode for you. Subscribe today for 20% off your next Viagra order with code #AmericanLibraryAssociation.

Now that we’re all confused, here are some cameos:

• Being jealous of the walkie-talkie vibes of the 60s - we were robbed 
• A DEVASTATING  pierrot outfit, worn by a barely pubescent, sexually ambiguous 12-year-old boy 
• Spiders crawling out of your cystic acne
• Auggie hating his mom and toes, generally
• Jocks taking their rage out on skin-covered scarecrows 
• Religious trauma turning the DUFF into jailbait
• An ethnically ambiguous but pasty psych ward patient slow-walking towards a sticky embrace #thatfrockisdirty 
• Moving further into the house towards the danger instead of getting the fuck out of the house #whitepeoplethings
• Me-Tai-Do-Tee-Walker
• Omg was Sarah not the bad guy?

Hi Chucky!!

Welcome to the first episode of OCTOOKY, the month where the vibes are sinister but the stories are like a minister gently resting his hand on your leg during mass…

If that didn’t make sense to you, then idk what to tell you. It’s called using your imagination.

In today’s episode, Quill & Audrey return to their roots and dive into the world of horror villains…but like into a pretty shallow pool because all we do is play a ranking game with said villains. In fact “dive” is probably not a super great word. It’s more like “skim the surface with a series of hypotheticals.” But I think you get the fucking idea <3 

Cameos include: 

• The audible pain in our voices as we try to push through technical difficulties with a good attitude <3 
• Tonsil stones dislodging into your mouth
• Walruses driving Ubers
• Parasitic, vestigial twins
• An almost academic dissection of toe sucking 
• The Terrifier slaying the runway
• Armie Hammer being himself

TBH that was a SUPER GOOD start to OCTOOKY, y’all. Keep your hopes up for us having another cute one next week.

See you later, scary!

Bad Planning
badplanningpod@gmail.com