0:00 Intro

0:24 Why our podcast is called Hahaha Fantastic

2:07 Christian’s favorite line in Speed

3:08 How does recording equipment work in this world (Speed)?

4:48 Mack hates everyone but Jack

4:57 Alec didn’t know what WAP meant

5:52 Alec’s nacho story

8:47 Racism is everywhere

9:14 The Eric Andre Show

11:30 Our dumbest fan

11:57 Alec is not Black

13:53 Samuel L. Jackson and Black empowerment

14:22 The Good Christian Hug

15:19 Alec’s and Two Can Play That Game’s ending

16:40 RIP DMX

17:31 We are lazy

17:55 We recommend nothing

18:29 You can’t start with ska

18:46 Friendship story

20:20 Rage Against the Machine woes

21:24 Strangers trying to convince us to do things

23:32 Arnold Schwarzenegger and David Carradine

24:56 Female Empowerment

26:00 Hahaha Fantastic doesn’t care

26:21 Alec is still not Black and our podcast cover art

29:13 Greenland is lazy

30:23 Listen close sheepeople

30:50 The moving pictures company

32:01 Hahaha hipsters

32:45 Seasons of music

36:38 Touched

36:53 Bo Burnham and Mr. Krabs

38:08 Sam Jackson and Julia Louis Dreyfus gonna bang

39:30 Tarantino films ranked (Alec is such a hipster)

42:31 Live Free or Die Hard is Alec’s mom’s favorite movie

43:09 Christian hates John McClane

46:21 Alec’s dad is bald

46:50 Arnold Schwarzenegger and Justin Long

47:34 How do you like Die Hard 4 now Mrs. Mundy?

47:59 Watch Die Hard 4 or whatever

48:36 Cajun?

50:24 Christian only likes sad music

51:13 Alec’s cajon woes continued

52:31 Pitching or catching?

54:15 This ride isn’t canon

55:48 Ja Rule and Race Wars

58:28 Brian O’Connor is a bad cop

59:23 John McClane v. Jack Traven v. Brian O’Connor

1:03:17 What if Jesse’s dad is John Cena? (he wasn’t)