We start the book of Daniel. A book full of meaningful insights into what it means to think of the mind of God... or some confusing bullshit that made people feel smart by buying a scroll instead of giving a hungry guy some food. Oh yeah, just the fact they bought the scroll that the bible is based on pisses me off now. This is how militant atheism starts!

The writers of Daniel pretended to foretell the future. And Christians today pretend they were talking about people they weren't. That's it!

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Ok folks. We've said it before, but we really mean it this time, this is going to be a messed up one.

We're covering the book of Ezekiel and it is NOT light reading. It is weird. It is violent. It is a little kinky.

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Happy Mother's day!

To celebrate, we continue digging into the end times by going through the book of Isaiah. How does this book define the end times? There is probably more to say about this episode but it's not coming to me so here we are.

By the way, we recorded these first few episodes a little while ago. We don't mention it but we are seeing your messages and comments welcoming us back. Thank you!

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We're back! And we're going through the bible books chronologically from when they were written to see how the concept of "THE END TIMES" evolves. Because, big surprise, the bible is very inconsistent with what "THE END TIMES" means.

In this episode we cover the books of Amos, Hosea, and Micah and we try to figure out what "the day of the lord" is supposed to mean.

Stay tuned every other Sunday for a new episode.

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What's up! We just wanted to check in for no particular reason whatsoever. Definitely doesn't have to do with the fist of christian nationalist fascism choking the puppy of democracy.

Where do we go from here? What role, if any, does this show have in the discussion? Does Josh's voice give you the naughty tingles? All these questions and more will be asked and answered and promptly forgotten.

Sources:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_and_the_woman_taken_in_adultery

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Welcome to the season finale! Creation is over and it's all down hill from here. We find out that Abraham wasn't the best dad. At least until he gets his son laid! That's the best way to make up for the whole sacrifice thing.

Thank you for listening! Hopefully you learned something, even if it was how much of dumbasses we are. We'll be back soon, eventually, sometime.

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You think you have it hard? You think you have bad neighbors? You think you have family problems?

Well, I'm Lot. A mild mannered sodomite that never bothered anyone. And I was a proud sodomite. I sought to unite sodomites in love and acceptance! To reject all the awful crap God told us to do to people. That's what us sodomites are known for. Radical love and acceptance of all. Until a couple angels from the Lord show up and everything went to hell.

First my town suddenly developed a sex fueled rage aimed directly at my house, then my wife ghosted me! Next thing you know I'm kicked out with my two daughters. It's not easy being a single father of two. So sure, I drink some times. But I drink to cope.

And, yes, I black out on occasion but I never let it get out of hand. And thankfully my daughters are old enough to take care of themselves and don't need me to always be the sober strong one. They're good girls after all. Maybe a little weird since their mom left and God killed everyone they knew including their boyfriends. But who wouldn't be messed up from that?

I can't wait to one day read the scriptures myself and see my daughters memorialized as the pure angels they are. And hopefully they never take revenge on me for offering to throw them to a mob of rapists.

As for me, I want this simple adage written on my tombstone to help others with their own grief: "Lot's had lots of loss in his life but learned leaning on laughter leads to loving living."

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Sorry, in a rush this week. You'll have to make up your own funny quips and pretend they're in this description.

On this week's episode:
- Tower of Babel
- We meet Abram/Abraham
- A big piece of evidence that Moses didn't write Genesis.
- The War of the Nine Kings
- And we read an email from friend of the show, Dwight

For the flood story with the sources highlighted, check out this page: https://www.biblestoriesforatheists.com/resources/bible-history

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