Valdez is back from his trip to Kiawah and explains why he's interested in weed gummies for sleep. Drab explains his hard stance on missing work for childbirth and graduations. Plus, the Soda King weighs in on free refills.

Drab is curious as to why Valdez upcoming vacation gets more attention than his international travel. Plus, could Drab and Valdez be back in the horse racing industry? Drab has the bug to own a thoroughbred. We talk about Lurch's weird dream and Valdez's condom conspiracy theory.

Drab is back from his vacation to Spain and has become very introspective. Drab tries to figure out how he can learn to take risks in his life and finally realizes why Valdez wants to do a mid-life retirement. We explain why Capitals Survivor was a weird segment and Valdez notices the Junks poking holes in every study that comes up on the show.

We start the show talking about the death of OJ Simpson. Drab shames Valdez for using the word "iconic" to describe him. Drab thinks Valdez is jealous of Barstool's content. We are amazed by the Junks lack of curiousity after Monday's eclipse. Plus, Lunchables are being pulled from schools.

On today's episode we talk about measuring everyone's nose to figure penis size. We are determined to make Cakes wear a wig for an entire year and how to do a big reveal. Drab shows Awadd how to properly do a cart wheel. We respond to a WFAN radio fight. Plus, what kind of April Fool's prank could we pull on the Junks?

Valdez chronicles his Zach Bryan experience and hitting the town on a Monday night. Listen to why he was so grossed out. Drab apologizes for grilling JP whle on his vacation. Plus a racy Reddit post regarding a couple's threesome has the internet debating who's to blame.

Bit Season on a March Madness opening day!....Drab is infatuated with the Ohtani betting scandal. We recap the Road House appearance and our gift from a listener. We discuss if the new Bond is too ugly to be 007. Plus, Cakes partying with his son and not knowing much about Kurth's Match Day.

Valdez and Drab discuss why people are spending $2,500 a year dining out. Valdez makes a plea to bring back the Dinner Party and Game Nights while Drab yearns to be social. Plus Titanic 2.0 will set sail soon....Would you board the "unsinkable" ship?