Episodes

  • Spilling Wine on a White Dress at a Wedding? Choosing Family over Fiancée? And more…

    Spilling Wine on a White Dress at a Wedding? Choosing Family over Fiancée? And more…
    Jul 19 2024
    Join us today as we discuss who is the a-hole and who is not, as well as some interesting dating advice. Although to be fair maybe you shouldn’t listen to us and you should draw your own conclusions. Regardless, we had fun with these and we had some very strong opinions: like, WHO WEARS WHITE TO A WEDDING? And is she wrong for asking her fiancé to choose her over her family? RED FLAGS GALORE! And more... This is a 3 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are NOT safe to listen! We do discuss sex in this episode so maybe skip this one. Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - you will get ONE EXTRA EPISODE EVERY WEEK! Montana and Ryan post a Supernatural themed episode every week ONLY FOR PATREON! We we also cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchesdontbrunch/support
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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Dracula Can Bite Me but I Draw the Line at Grays…

    Dracula Can Bite Me but I Draw the Line at Grays…
    Jul 12 2024
    Creepy mannequins, gray aliens, and skin w——?? And why is a nun throwing a baby? And would bear give you a sense of foreboding? Join us today for some interesting stories that we are very happy didn’t happen to us. Poor Montana had to listen to some creepy hiking stories right before her own hiking trip! Yikes! Maybe she will have more stories for us soon… in the meantime, enjoy these! SHOUT OUT TO Frankreddit5 on REDDIT - check out their X account at @thinktankfrank ! SHOUTOUT also to Mundanecook3277 on Reddit - check out their YouTube channel: @Skkurt ! This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - you will get ONE EXTRA EPISODE EVERY WEEK! Montana and Ryan post a Supernatural themed episode every week ONLY FOR PATREON! We we also cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchesdontbrunch/support
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    1 hr and 13 mins
  • Montana’s Minisodes with G the OG, a male LMT!

    Montana’s Minisodes with G the OG, a male LMT!
    Jul 3 2024
    Today on Montana’s Minisodes she has guest star G, the OG! He gives his perspective as a male massage therapist and tells some… interesting… stories. He discusses what it’s like to be a male massage therapist, and how it’s different than it is for women. He also talks about some client stories that will make you cringe HARD at the disgusting audacity. Also, what it really means when someone asks if your massage place has a “shower.” Beyond that, more pet peeves as an LMT and random stories! This is a 2 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are NOT entirely safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - you will get ONE EXTRA EPISODE EVERY WEEK! Montana and Ryan post a Supernatural themed episode every week ONLY FOR PATREON! We we also cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchesdontbrunch/support
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    1 hr and 23 mins
  • What Gives Men the ICK? We find out… stay tuned!

    What Gives Men the ICK? We find out… stay tuned!
    Jun 28 2024
    Today, Liz and Montana discuss an article from Buzzfeed called “Guys Are Getting Honest And Revealing Things Women Do That Give Them The Ick, And Even I Think Some Of These Are Valid” by Fabiana Buontempo. And to be honest, so did Liz and Montana! Things like lying, baby talk, manipulation - there were many things to discuss with this one! And obviously, stories about how we relate, or if we would make these guys get the ick. What gives you the ick? Is it any of these? This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - you will get ONE EXTRA EPISODE EVERY WEEK! Montana and Ryan post a Supernatural themed episode every week ONLY FOR PATREON! We we also cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchesdontbrunch/support
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    1 hr and 30 mins
  • Montana’s Minisodes with Liz! BIG NEWS, Alcatraz, famous writers, and more!

    Montana’s Minisodes with Liz! BIG NEWS, Alcatraz, famous writers, and more!
    Jun 19 2024
    Liz joins Montana for a minisode today about Liz’s trip to California. It was a trip full of surprises and news. If you want to hear the big news and hear all about the trip, please come along and join us today. We will tell you upfront that she didn’t see any sirens so, if you do, please DM us. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchesdontbrunch/support
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    41 mins
  • Sirens Singing Salaciously by the Seashore…

    Sirens Singing Salaciously by the Seashore…
    Jun 14 2024
    Today, Montana leads us on a Magellan-like adventure with some enchanting creatures: sirens. There have long been conspiracies on ships and in the whispers of sailors about sirens and mermaids. Are they real? And more to the point, are they causing shipwrecks? Come sail away with us, as we find out! This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. And now you will get ONE EXTRA EPISODE PER WEEK- only on Patreon, and only for $5 a month! So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 2024 National Audubon society: sirens of Greek myth were bird-women, not mermaids Audubon.org/news/sirens-greek-myth-were-bird-women-not-mermaids The psychology of extraordinary beliefs: the existence of mermaids by joy pan. 2018 Telling tails throughout history: mermaids and sirens by Elise Carroll, QAR lab manager. 2020 Qaronline.org/blog/2020-07-30/mermaids-and-sirens Sirens in mythology: powers, legends and symbolism. Centre of excellence Centreofexellence.com/sirens-in-mythology/ Odysseus and the sirens: http://greekgodsandgodeesses.net-Greek gods and goddesses, November 1, 2022 Marine insight: marineinsight.com/naval-architecture/why-ships-sink-10-major-reasons/ Future US, Inc. full 7th floor, 130 west 42nd street, New York; NY 10036 Livescience.com/60915-most-mysterious-shipwrecks.html --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchesdontbrunch/support
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • Montana’s Minisodes featuring Jessica the LMT! Let’s talk about… massage pet peeves!

    Montana’s Minisodes featuring Jessica the LMT! Let’s talk about… massage pet peeves!
    Jun 5 2024
    Join Montana and her guest Jessica as they discuss massages and pet peeves! They talk about massage therapist pet peeves, clients, and client pet peeves according to the grand world of Reddit! Like… her hands smelled like poop!?? Advice such as: wash your hands and your ass! Stories include clients humping the tables, is it poop or just BO, and what is your creepiest massage therapist story? Stay tuned… This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchesdontbrunch/support
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    1 hr and 6 mins
  • The Bavarian Illuminati… and more.

    The Bavarian Illuminati… and more.
    May 31 2024
    The Illuminati is one of the most well known secret societies in the world. You’ve probably seen videos with people dissecting hand symbols, pyramids, and the all-seeing-eye. But where did they come from? Who is Adam Weishaupt?And are they truly behind the world’s government, trying to impose a “new world order” on the world? Today, Liz dives into the origins of the Illuminati. Where did it come from? Why do people think it exists? Are celebrities truly in it? And what actually is a New World Order? Join us today to find out all these questions… and more. This is a 0 out of 5 on the NSFM (Not Safe For Moms) scale. Moms, you are safe to listen! Follow our podcast on Instagram at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Follow Montana at @mbigsky and follow Liz at @spellbell.poet . We are on TikTok at @bitchesdontbrunchpodcast. Our YouTube is Bitches Don’t Brunch Podcast. You can email us with any questions or suggestions at bdontbrunchpodcast@gmail.com ! We also do have a support button if you feel like supporting as. As always please rate and review us wherever you listen to podcasts. And follow us on PATREON at bitches don’t brunch podcast - we post cute pics, fun videos, tea time, etc. and we are always looking to do more, based on what you want. So tell us what you want to see! We love you 💕💕 (References: https://illuminatisecret-society.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw6PGxBhCVARIsAIumnWYoeB3Hezq6MqBzTQdYgXD2xtvsJ2XFQ7RloGp8BAx4asViKjZu1PgaAle8EALw_wcB https://www.bbc.com/travel/article/20171127-the-birthplace-of-the-illuminati https://www.britannica.com/topic/illuminati-group-designation https://www.learnreligions.com/discordianism-95677 https://nymag.com/news/features/conspiracy-theories/operation-mindfuck/ See also: Behind the Bastards podcast, Time Suck, The Conspiracy Podcast) --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/bitchesdontbrunch/support
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    1 hr and 27 mins