While recapping PLL season 4 episode 6 “Under The Gun”, Hayley and Ashley uncover the king of the Rosewood performance scene: Open Mike Montgomery. Also, they decide A is not only Dale, but A is also Geppetto. And they beg Aria to actual write something for once in her DAMN LIFE.

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Please enjoy a special sneak peek at our Patreon feed with this ridiculous episode from Tier 2 "TOBURKY WANT MORE" where Ashley and Hayley read some WILD Pretty Little Liars fan fiction.

From the Patreon Feed: We went onto the depths of the internet to find some some SMUT to deliver to you. We were honestly shocked with just how raunchy these got so you may need to brace yourselves for this one (and, of course, there is some peak GOOF in this erotica too).

If you want to read the entire fanfic stories we cover in this ep, they're all linked below (honestly darls, they were TOO smutty for us to read 100% of!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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1. Spencer/Hanna/Toby threesome OOP

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11401176/35/Pretty-Little-Liars-Tales-of-Love

2. Barch In The Tent 2.0

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11401176/1/Pretty-Little-Liars-Tales-of-Love

3. Elizabeth AKA the NEW GIRL

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14334478/1/ELIZABETH-JACOB

4. Victoria Slaystings POV

https://archiveofourown.org/works/55082689?view_adult=true

5. Sparia

https://archiveofourown.org/works/7514404/chapters/17080882#workskin

In this chaotic recap of an equally chaotic PLL episode (season 4 episode 5 “Gamma, Zeta, Die!) Ashley and Hayley celebrate the iconic ARIA TIE SKIRT and ELLA’S BEES (in her damn bonnet). They also extend the already unnecessarily dense Call An Adult lore/canon/Andrew Cunanan, by dubbing their fave King Bywrong Fish Lips The Nutty Professor MontCUMery (this is a BIG episode for the Montcumeries).

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