In Fox News news, the network aired a bizarre segment where they had on Candace Owen's brother, Ty Smith, who claims that slavery was "never a race thing". Way to go Fox News, you finally found someone crazier than Candace Owens. Amazing to have all that dumb in one family. Check this out. In insurrection news, while raiding the home of a Jan 6 rioter, the FBI found a perfect built-to-scale model of the US Capitol, made out of LEGOs. The guy was charged with 10 counts of being a huge nerd. Apparently the only thing life-sized about the model was Donald Trump's hands. As punishment, he must disassemble it and walk on the pieces barefoot. Ouch! Did you guys catch this? The Pentagon has decided to cancel a $10B Microsoft cloud computing project codenamed "JEDI". In response, Microsoft said "Unfortunately, you cannot end a JEDI, you'll only make it more powerful than you can possibly imagine."

Here's something fun. Matt Damon says he studied MAGA mentality while preparing for his latest acting role in the movie "Stillwater". It was actually pretty similar to his character Jason Bourne, because most Trump supporters often wake up not knowing absolutely anything going on. Finally, according to a new book, Trump repeatedly told chief of staff John Kelly that "Hitler did a lot of good things." Reality check, most historians agree that Hitler only did two good things: killing himself, and ruining charlie chaplin's mustache.