Case #0026 - Mel says “If I’m going down, everyone else on the ship is going down with me” as justification for sending Ilsa and Jess the Josh Hutcherson Whistle edit multiple times a day. Prosecutie Jess tells us about how she used to explore Professor Leighton’s Diabolical Box ;) Judge Ilsa considers the rapture.

Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session ✨during that christmas creep✨ (end of December).

NOTE: Mel forgot to mention that her favorite sticker on her car was one that said “this car brakes for short kings” with pictures of Levi Ackerman from Attack on Titan on both sides

TW: sexual assault/harassment of a minor, religion in general, child labor, Pick Me Boy sentiments, cyberbullying, giving an angel head, the Challenger Explosion, the Rapture / End Times, death, heaven, discussions of a camel being forced through a needle, talking about balding in the negative, dentistry

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Today’s podcast includes soundbites from "Meteor Shower"/ "Angels"/"January 28, 1986"/"Deer in the Headlights"/"Sunburn"/"Lonely Lullaby"/"If My Heart was a House"/"Vanilla Twilight"/"Enchanted (Cover)"/"Rugs from Me to You"/"Cave In"/"Rainbow Veins"/"Kamikaze"/"Tidal Wave"/"Alligator Sky"/"Fireflies"/"Umbrella Beach"/"On the Wing"/"Strawberry Avalanche"/"Hot Air Balloon"/"Beautiful Times"/"Up All Night"/"Vitamin Sea" by Owl City, "Gold" by Britt Nicole, "I am Denmark" by Aquarium, and "Kamikaze" by Carly Rae Jepsen. This is not my content, and I am utilizing it under fair use for comment and criticism.

APPENDIX
- Jess's Music!
- our Letterboxd accounts (Mel, Jess)
- our goodreads accounts (Mel, Jess)
- RACCOON COURT MERCH BABY (we now have unhinged bumper stickers)
- plugs (Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, The Southern Reach Trilogy)
- Mel's Owl City Playlist
- Music with hard stereo (Ghost Stories by the Narcissist Cookbook, Northern Downpour by Panic! at the Disco)
- Songs that run into each other (De Selby Part 1 and 2 by Hozier, 20 Dollar Nose Bleed and West Coast Smoker by Fall Out Boy)