M. Night Shayamalan's Commercial for his daughter's singing career is stretched out into a long, ridiculous thriller. Josh Hartnett tries his best to ham it up to the appropriate level, but gosh, if he ain't the luckiest man in the world.

Megan and Eric discuss this ABC TV Halloween special from (1976) starring Paul Lynde, Billy Barty, Billie Hayes, Margaret Hamilton, KISS, Betty White, Tim Conway, Roz "Pinky Tuscadero" Kelly, Donny and Marie, and a host of devils. That's right, you heard right! They're all in there!

Possibly the worst television episode ever. This makes the Star Wars Holiday Special look like Shakespeare. Even the tender ballad "Beth" by Kiss, and the radiant Betty White can't save this dog of a TV show written by the infamous Bruce Vilanch.

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Steven King disowned this, the only film he ever directed, calling it a "moron movie." Eric kind of likes its goofy, campy sci-fi horror atmosphere and its moron story. Megan is less sympathetic. Emilio Estevez stars in this picture about killer trucks taking over the world. Blink and you'll miss baby Giancarlo Esposito getting killed by a Starcastle game in the diner's arcade!

Steven King's classic vampire story from the 1970s and from 2024.

In this classic episode, we take two looks at the sci fi classic Journey to the Center of the Earth (both the original 1959 and the remake in 2008). One has Brendan Fraser, the other has a duck named Gertrude. You make the call.

Super special super spy secret agent Matt Helm (Dean Martin) saves the world with sexy babes, greasy hair, scotch, cigarettes, and a gun that shoots backwards!

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1973 sci fi classic, Soylent Green! It's made of... you know. If you don't know the spoiler to this movie by now, it's been 50 years, it's not exactly a secret anymore.

In this episode, we take a look at the 1989 direct to video children's musical, Creating Rem Lezar! Two children dream up the same imaginary friend - a blue haired superhero? named Rem Lezar. There's no doubt that this one was made with genuine care and a hope to entertain the childrens, but choices were made that make this one an easy target to riff.