🔮 Greetings, spectral seekers and aficionados of the absurd! Clinton Baptiste here, taking you on a detour from the depths of the archives to the glittering highlights of our past episodes. This week, we're not just peeking behind the veil; we're revisiting the moments that made us laugh, gasp, and maybe even shed a tear of bewilderment.

A Bit of Barry, A Touch of Romance, and a Dash of the Paranormal

First up, we dive into the heartwarming (and sightly misguided) attempt to fan the flames of romance between Barry from Watford and his beloved Margaret. Picture this: Barry, with his vision not what it used to be, and me, trying to navigate the delicate topics of a form designed to spark a bit of passion. It's a scene you won't want to miss.

Then, there’s Ruth from Erskine Court, who’s got her heart set on rejuvenating her late father's cherished rubber plant on the 'Repair shop'. Despite my reservations about its TV potential (or lack thereof), it's the thought—and the memories—that count.

Our journey back into the land of love takes a comedic twist as we circle back to Barry and Margaret. This time, the questions are for Margaret, but let’s just say, modesty prevails, leading us to a conversation through a bathroom door. It's as bizarre as it sounds.

And, of course, what's a look-back without a live detour to the 100 Club? Your spooky stories, shared in the flesh, remind us all why we love the mysterious and the unexplained.

What's Next?

As we wrap up this week's foray into the best bits of seasons gone by, remember, these gems are just the beginning. Stay tuned for more edits, more laughs, and more bewildering moments that keep us all coming back for more.

Until next time, keep your minds open and your spirits high. The world is full of wonders, waiting just around the corner.

Spiritually and humorously yours, Clint.x

Credits:

Barry from Watford

Kathrine Boyle - Linda Pollack

Sally Ann-Hayward - Ruth

• Podcast produced by Laurie Peters from Peters-Fox.

• Outro music by GLOWE.

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🔊 In this final echo from our treasured archives, we tread softly through the halls of memory to Line 1 with Nick from Leighton Buzzard. Amid the tranquility of a church prayer, an unseen presence delivers a chilling touch. Was it a spectral summon or a figment of holy imagination? I step into the shoes of the skeptic to unravel this spiritual enigma.

🐕 Then, Anthony from Blackburn dials Line 3 with a tail-wagging terror. His auntie's dogs dash and dart as if chasing invisible intruders. Canine instincts or ghostly guests? Let’s sniff out the truth behind these paranormal pup antics.

🌳 Racheal from Bristol brings salvation to Line 2 with a floating mystery from '98. A levitating plank of wood in a home mid-renovation defies gravity—and belief. A spectral illusion, or was it simply the spirit of DIY gone astray?

🔬 Over on Line 2, Phil from Warrington shares a tale tinged with terror and... sewage samples. A pinch and a phantom in an old hospital lab lead to an X-rated revelation of a frazzle-fancying former employee. It’s a story that gives new meaning to ‘things that go bump in the night.’

👤 Finally, David from Essex's uncanny experience on Line 2 casts a reflection on the strange. A caravan holiday, a late-night loo trip, and a mirror with a mind of its own—or was it? Reflections may deceive, but the second glance reveals a startling spectacle.

As we close the creaky door on our archive series, I hope you’ve enjoyed these remastered relics as much as I have. More tales lurk in the vault, but alas, a spectral spider infestation and the gremlins of time have spun webs and warps too wicked to salvage the rest. Fear not, for our journey through the unknown continues with new ethereal episodes on the horizon.

Until next time, keep listening... for the whispers of the past may yet find a way to reach us in the shadows of tomorrow.

Spiritually yours

Clint.x

Credits:

• Paranormal Narratives: Racheal, Nick, Anthony, Phil and David.
• Mystical Insights: Yours truly, Clinton, and the unseen guides.
• Podcast produced by Laurie from Peters-Fox.
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👻 Welcome back to the vault, spectral enthusiasts! As we dust off the archives, join me, your tech-challenged host, as I fumble with my recorder—some things never change. This week's remastered episode takes us through corridors of mystery and rooms rattled with the echoes of the past.

🎭 In the spotlight, we have Alex Winter sharing a spine-tingling tale from the theatre's wings. His mother, a night-shift nurse and staunch skeptic, encountered a phantom golden retriever at the hospital—a touching nod, perhaps, to her own departed pets. We're peeling back the veil to uncover the truth.

🍔 Rewind to 1993: the year I first came face-to-face with a ghost. Imagine Stockport, a ramshackle house, and a fast-food worker with a fascination for the afterlife—that's me. The apparition? A trouserless specter in my girlfriend's bedroom. Brace yourselves as I revisit this spectral intrusion.

🔮 Mike Cox steps out of the dressing room and into the paranormal fray, recounting his eerie Ouija board encounter at 12. Meet ALF, the spirit with a story, and hear the chilling aftermath of that fateful call to the beyond.

🛁 But that's not all. Mike's anecdote of a friend, tormented by a cottage's sinister spirit, and the dark history of a drowned child, sends shivers down our spines. And let's not forget the police officer's pursuit that ended in a wall. These tales might just make you rethink your next bath or late-night stroll.

As we conclude this haunting journey, Mike's earned a solid 6/10 on our ghostly leaderboard. Think you've got a story to top that? Reach out and share your paranormal encounters.

📲 Follow Mike's comedic adventures with the supernatural and beyond on Instagram at comedy_mike.

Until next time, keep your recorders handy and your eyes peeled—there's always more to the story.

Spiritually yours

Clint.x

Credits:

• Storytelling by: Clinton Baptiste, Alex Winter, and Mike Cox
• Paranormal Insights: Taruak and the unseen crew
• Archival Magic: Laurie from Peters-Fox
• Link to Mikes Instagram: comedy_mike
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