Sometimes we care and sometimes you don’t… realize that the vaccine made you bluetooth connectable, until Alexa starts reciting your innermost thoughts. This week Caroline helps Sam choose between The Judean People’s Front and The People’s Front of Judea. Chamber of Horrors. Yeah.

Someone claims to be a musician, judge for yourself — music by Sam Forrest.

Sometimes we care and sometimes you don’t… like to admit that you were named after a Sesame Street character. Today we ask Alice about how her upbringing as a Hawaiian surfer led to her current chionophobia. In turn, she reveals why Tommy Chong is her role model (instead of the obvious choice — Ryan Adams). Musical accompaniment  by Sir Brandon Schwartzel.

Sometimes we care and sometimes you don’t… own up to your obsession with NFTs. Listen in to meet scrabble champion and egghead Tess! In this episode, Caroline drinks five too many hot toddies and gets fathoms-deep into Tess’ horoscope. The melodies and cat sounds are courtesy of Lola, ruined only by Casio crap from Doug.

Sometimes we care and sometimes you don’t… feel the need to call “wild card.” We know you’re dying to know what FIDLAR means and, of course, if Brandon really hit a hole in one. This week, dive into marketing strategies while toking on the Devil’s lettuce. Music by is BS.

Sometimes we care and sometimes you don’t… take the red pill. In this episode, we reveal whether antifa approves of lo-fi music. Matt teaches Caroline the Icky shuffle. Who is Evil knievel and does he make it over Snake River.  Daniel Silliman shows us why he is the Dr. of modular synthesis.

Sometimes we care and sometimes you don’t… know if your real calling is being a TikTok content monitor. Caroline asks this professor if Jesus would do ice cube challenges, and — dark matter? Piano soundscape by Paige Boehm.

Sometimes we care and sometimes you don’t… want to contract Covid-19 over Zoom. In this episode, Caroline and Chris talk about his time with Solange Knowles and his deep desires to be an astronaut. All set to a special soundtrack written and performed by Chris himself!