TGIF, y'all! Thank Goodness It's Friday! How y'all spendin' your weekend? We're tickled pink that you chose to spend a few minutes of your valuable time hangin' out with us on Critters For Dinner. The Critters Crew is amazin' and we're so darn happy to have so many friends who not only listen to Critters For Dinner, but also enjoy it and interact with our content. It's amazin' to see so many folks find our silly little show entertainin'. So make sure you tellyomommaandem about Critters For Dinner and keep engagin' with our content online. Every time you like, comment, tweet, share, etc., it helps grow the show and gets us out to more folks.

CFD is a podcast that airs every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. We cover a bunch of goofy stuff, but sometimes we touch on serious topics, like today, when we gave some feedback from last night's debate. It was tough to watch, but we all know who the right man is for the job, and nothin' is gonna stop us from votin' that way. After discussin' Trump and TDS, Patton and Jason had a good laugh about folks choosin' to be angry, sad, bitter... and how you can also choose to be happy, peaceful, and joyful. Livin' your life has less to do with external pressures and more to do with internal fortitude. Choose to be happy THIS weekend and we'll see y'all Monday evenin'.

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Howdy, folks! It's Wednesday, and we’re tickled pink to bring y'all another episode of Critters For Dinner. Tonight's grub is somethin' special: Ham Bananas and Hollandaise Sauce from the 1970s. Sounds kinda nasty, don't it? But we're gonna dig into them crazy eats from back in the day.

We’ll also jaw about them funny ol' conversational pits from the 70s. Jason’s thinkin' 'bout putting one in his new house, but who knows what kinda germs you might catch hangin' out in one of them things!

Stick around as we holler about our merch shop, then jump into some hot topics like Julian Assange gettin' released, Hillary Clinton, Epstein, Star Wars, and a heap more. We’ll finish up by chattin' 'bout some of our favorite scary movies.

So grab yerself a cold pop, plop down, and enjoy the show with us. Don’t forget to mosey on over to our merch shop and snag some gear—every time you buy somethin', it helps keep this show goin'. As a proud member of the #CrittersCrew, make sure to like, share, and spread the word on social media.

Thanks for joinin' us, and we’ll see y'all on Friday!

Howdy y'all, it's that time of the week again when Patton and Jason bring y'all another knee-slappin' episode of Critters For Dinner! It's Monday, which usually means it's a slow news day, but don't y'all worry none, 'cause we're fixin' to serve y'all up a heapin' helpin' of redneck hilarity!

Tonight, we're chewin' the fat over a big ol' plate of raw oysters, or as we like to call 'em, "gooey boogers" - yum! And if y'all ain't got yer fill of redneck wisdom, we're also talkin' 'bout our brand spankin' new merch shop, which y'all can check out at https://cfd.printify.me/products.

We'll be jawin' 'bout all the latest news and trends on X, and how us poor folk only need three things to be happy: AC, beer, and cable TV. And if y'all ain't had yer fill of political shenanigans, we'll be dishin' the dirt on Hillary Clinton and that there Russian steel dossier.

But wait, there's more! We'll also be gittin' all excited 'bout the upcoming release of Shrek 5 in 2025 - yeehaw! So grab yerself a cold one, kick back, and get ready for another wild ride with Patton and Jason on Critters For Dinner!