Howdy y'all! It's Monday, and usually, we're draggin' our boots through a slow news day, but not today! We got some mighty big news from the weekend—President Trump was shot at a rally. This here has hit Patton and Jason real hard, and you'll feel the somber vibes throughout the show.

We'll also be chattin' about Trump's VP pick. Plus, today's big shoutout of the week goes to Christie... the coolest chick we know on X! And don't forget, we'll be lettin' y'all know where to find us on the internets. Hang tight, folks, and join us for this special episode.

Well, yeehaw! Thank goodness it's Friday, folks! We're tickled pink to have all y'all joinin' us for another rib-ticklin' episode of Critters For Dinner. Patton and Jason are back with some brand spankin' new laughs that'll have y'all rollin'. We're plum thrilled to spend about 12 minutes with all you beautiful people.

Now, if ya don't mind, give this video a thumbs up and share it on your X feed. Every time ya do, it helps us grow and spread the fun even more. Critters For Dinner is growin' faster than a hog on a corn diet, and that means we get to give more shout-outs to y'all. And oh, sorry Mike, but Big Mike just had to sneak into the conversation somehow.

So, sit back, enjoy the show, and don't forget to mosey on over to the merch shop and snag yourself some mighty fine gear. Enjoy, y'all!

Yeehaw! It's humpday, y'all, and that means a brand spankin' new episode of Critters For Dinner! This one’s a real hoot. Kick back and enjoy watchin' or listenin' to the best dang show on the X platform. We're mighty proud of it! This episode's a wild ride, coverin' all sorts of topics and servin' up a heap of laughs. Y'all enjoy now, ya hear?