Episodes

  • Joe Type Sounds (Bad Creepypasta Reading/Ted The Caver Discussion)
    Oct 22 2020

    For the fourth week of Cthulhu Horror Show, we're diving back into creepypasta! Join Dakota and Brian as they make fun of some terrible creepypasta, and then praise Ted the Caver for a while. The boys took a surface level approach last time, but now we're going deeper...and deeper...and deeper....


    "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)


    THOSE PICTURES I TALKED ABOUT LINKING:

    http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/floyd.jpg


    http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/shoes.jpg


    http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/squeeze.jpg


    http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/combo3.jpg


    http://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/pictures/b.jpg

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    1 hr and 5 mins
  • Lovecraft Says The Gamer Word (The Call of Cthulhu/H.P. Lovecraft Discussion)
    Oct 15 2020

    It's finally here! After hyping it up and naming their podcast after Cthulhu, Dakota and Brian are finally talking about H.P. Lovecraft's "The Call of Cthulhu!" Get ready for abysms of shrieking and immemorial lunacy and eldritch contradictions of all matter, force, and cosmic order. Fun stuff!


    "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

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    1 hr and 12 mins
  • It's Just A Prank, America! (The War of the Worlds (1938) Discussion)
    Oct 8 2020

    Join Brian and Dakota as they journey back to 1938 for this week's episode of Cthulhu Horror Show (that's the name now, we finally got one). Aliens are here, and they're scary! It's "The War of the Worlds," the original Orson Welles broadcast, and we kinda managed to talk about it for a while! It was hard!


    It's not actually a prank, by the way.


    "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

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    43 mins
  • John Carpenter's It's Clobberin' Time (The Thing Discussion)
    Oct 1 2020

    It's the first week of Cthulhu Light Show's spooky October extravaganza! In this episode, Dakota and Brian kick the month off with a discussion of a true horror classic: John Carpenter's The Thing. It's suspenseful, it's disgusting, and it's got the best practical effects you've ever seen!


    MacReady do be lookin kinda sus tho....


    "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

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    49 mins
  • M. Night Shyamalan's Cthulhu Light Show (The Last Airbender (2010) DIscussion)
    Sep 3 2020

    What a twist! M. Night Shyamalan made an Avatar: The Last Airbender movie, and it's fucking terrible. That's right, we're beating that dead horse. Come listen to Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian ramble about a movie that nobody should ever, ever see!


    Super excited for the sequel, though.


    "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

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    1 hr and 1 min
  • Crisis For Infinite Nerds (DC News Roundup)
    Aug 28 2020

    Oh no guys, comics are dead! How will they ever recover?! Oh wait, calm down. It's fine. This episode of Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota and Brian talk about sad DC layoffs and cringe DC Fandome.


    "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

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    52 mins
  • Shilling Nintendo Products for Another Hour (Nintendo Handheld Discussion)
    Aug 6 2020

    This week on Cthulhu Light Show, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian definitely don't milk a previous topic to death, because they definitely aren't running out of ideas. Come listen to them ramble about Nintendo handhelds for over an hour! Come on. Don't pretend you didn't own a DS.


    "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

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    1 hr and 11 mins
  • Cthulhu Twilight Show (Twilight Zone (1959) DIscussion)
    Jul 29 2020

    There's a man in a terrible costume on the wing! This week, Dakota (@DakWrestleford) and Brian revisit the classic of all classics--The Twilight Zone. It's a mysterious show where a chain smoking man shows you all kinds of fucked up shit, man. BYOC.


    (bring yo own cigs, rod sure ain't gonna share)


    "Post Rock style Twilight Zone Theme" composed and performed by Philip Chance (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjxNlhIjhL0Os8eASdMWiQ)


    "Cthulhu Light Show Theme" composed and performed by Braeden Bend (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCHp9t23PpSFQjgJiuro7ZyQ)

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    1 hr and 11 mins