• The Rise of Mary Rocker
    Jun 5 2024
    With John Featherbottom detained by the ATF, the once-tranquil enclave of Heavenly Haven found itself thrust into a state of uncertainty and upheaval. In his absence, a new leader emerged to take charge: Mary Rocker, a former military veteran with a steely resolve and a no-nonsense attitude. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    5 mins
  • Unveiling the Shadows: The ATF Raid on Heavenly Haven
    Jun 4 2024
    The sun had barely begun to rise over the sprawling expanse of Heavenly Haven Commune when a convoy of black SUVs pulled up to the gates. Armed agents from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) spilled out of the vehicles, their faces grim and determined as they prepared to execute a search warrant on the secluded enclave. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • John Featherbottom Speaks Out on Good Morning America
    May 12 2024
    The morning sun cast long shadows across the tranquil landscape of Heavenly Haven Commune as John Featherbottom prepared to make his much-anticipated appearance on Good Morning America. Clad in flowing robes of white, his piercing eyes gleaming with an otherworldly light, he exuded an aura of mystique and intrigue. As the cameras rolled and the hosts of the popular morning show prepared to interview him, Featherbottom stood poised and enigmatic, ready to deliver his enigmatic message to the world. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • NEWS NOW USA! Reports from Heavenly Haven
    Apr 27 2024
    Unveiling the Dark Truth: Investigating Heavenly Haven Commune As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting long shadows over the idyllic landscape of Heavenly Haven Commune, a sense of foreboding settled over the tranquil enclave. For weeks, rumors had been swirling about the true nature of the commune, whispers of dark secrets and hidden atrocities that lurked beneath its serene facade. And now, those rumors were about to be brought into the harsh light of reality, as the acclaimed news magazine "NEW NOW USA!" descended upon the commune to uncover the truth behind the whispered allegations. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • Trials and Tribulations at Heavenly Haven Commune
    Mar 27 2024
    As the sun dipped below the horizon, casting a golden glow over the tranquil landscape of Heavenly Haven Commune, a sense of unease settled over the residents. For weeks, things had been going awry, testing the resilience and unity of the tight-knit community in ways they had never imagined. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    7 mins
  • A Call to Renewal: Embracing God's Intentions for Heavenly Haven
    Mar 20 2024
    And now a word from the founder of Heavenly Haven. John Featherbottom. with a sermon entitled. A Call to Renewal: Embracing God's Intentions for Heavenly Haven Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • Tenant 5: A Sacred Covenant Between Man and the Land
    Mar 13 2024
    In the dimly lit chamber of the Heavenly Haven commune, where the air was thick with incense and anticipation, the disciples gathered in hushed reverence. They awaited the words of their revered leader, John Featherbottom, whose presence commanded the room with an aura of solemn authority. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    6 mins
  • Tenant 4 and a Statement From Mayor Anne Wilkins
    Mar 6 2024
    As stewards of our divine mission, it is imperative that we uphold the sacred tenets that guide us on our spiritual journey. Therefore, let us reaffirm our commitment to the fourth tenet of our commune: the devotion to service and the greater good of our community. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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    5 mins