Episodes

  • A Kamala Harris Character Assassination Bonanza For The Ages

    A Kamala Harris Character Assassination Bonanza For The Ages
    Jul 26 2024
    Let’s be real, it’s the first of many. This week: A young Kamala’s “affair” with a “married man” suggests she’s actually just sexed her way to the top (ugh) Kamala is the descendant of slaves and an Irish slaveowning rapist, which is her fault (and also, why isn’t she acting more Irish) Ella Emhoff hates her stepmother (she does not) and has body hair (as all humans do) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    45 mins
  • King Charles IRATE That Other People Will Not HELP HIS WIFE

    King Charles IRATE That Other People Will Not HELP HIS WIFE
    Jul 19 2024
    Please. We’re begging. Won’t someone help with our coats? This week: It’s time to feel bad for (checks notes) a Hillsong pastor Running misleading, outdated information about the shooter who tried to kill a former president, because why not? Camilla struggles with her coat and watches cows bang. Her husband is also there! Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them. Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    41 mins
  • Michelle Obama Needs To Step Up (She Does Not)

    Michelle Obama Needs To Step Up (She Does Not)
    Jul 12 2024
    Oh, to be on a patio in Mallorca. This week: Who’s to blame for our current political climate? MICHELLE OBAMA OF COURSE Prince Harry wins an award for serving the veteran community, like a real asshole An insight into the mind of cheaters, courtesy of Ashley Madison Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    44 mins
  • Everything Is Bad. Blame Jill Biden! (?)

    Everything Is Bad. Blame Jill Biden! (?)
    Jul 5 2024
    Maura apologizes for the leafblowers who decided to set up shop outside her office window, in the desert, wHERE THERE ARE NO LEAVES TO BLOW This week: Jill Biden is pulling all of the strings of the worst marionette anyone’s ever seen A decisive ruling on what nonbinary and trans athletes should be allowed, and which ones Megan Rapinoe secretly hates Meghan Markle gives terrible gifts, except she doesn’t, but we needed to talk about her so Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    40 mins
  • The TRUTH Behind Taylor Swift Meeting The Royals: They All Hate Meghan

    The TRUTH Behind Taylor Swift Meeting The Royals: They All Hate Meghan
    Jun 28 2024
    Meghan is a bad bad mean lady :(This week: When Taylor met with Prince William and his kids, it was actually a jab at Meghan and Harry? Somehow? Meghan’s dad is very sad and confused as to why he’s estranged, does not do introspection about this A sex expert says women should stop having so many FEELINGS and just wait for engagement before having sex Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    43 mins
  • Justin Timberlake WILL Be Speaking About This (not rn though)

    Justin Timberlake WILL Be Speaking About This (not rn though)
    Jun 21 2024
    Drinking and driving is for losers. Drinking and reading the tabloids, on the other hand, is for winners. This week: A friend of Harry and Meghan posted a picture of Meghan’s jam and dog biscuits at tHE MOST OFFENSIVE TIME Bill Belichick is in loooooove (do not ask any more questions about it) Justin Timberlake’s lawyer says he’s got some stuff to say (he does not) Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    44 mins
  • An Intimate Look At The Back Of Prince William’s iPhone

    An Intimate Look At The Back Of Prince William’s iPhone
    Jun 14 2024
    He’s a very busy guy with a lot of hard work to do. This week: Taylor Swift could swing the election if she just endorsed Biden (she already has) Princess Catherine sends a typo-ridden letter to the Irish Guards, of which she is somehow the colonel Prince William’s private personal item is not nearly as exciting as we were hoping Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon (patreon.com/dailyfail) for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    42 mins
  • FOCUS UP: Melania Trump’s Purse Is So Fancy!

    FOCUS UP: Melania Trump’s Purse Is So Fancy!
    Jun 7 2024
    We’ve got these fails in the bag. This week: Actually, Kate might never come back, but maybe she might Donald Trump’s wife is very brave and beautiful, don’t mention the other stuff Ben Affleck and JLo are, of course, the worst people to ever exist Find your hosts on Twitter @kristenmeinzer and @maurafcurrie, or Instagram @k10meinzer and @maura_frances, to share your feelings on these daily fails — we know you have them.Join us on Patreon for articles and photos at the $5 level (“Gutter”), and all of that plus an extra episode each week at the $10 level (“Tampongate”)! We’d love to have you, and your support <3 And if you like our show, let us know by leaving a great rating and review wherever you listen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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    46 mins