Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse

By: Dev & Kyle
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  • Two suburban dads become acquainted on the Internet and, unlike normal people, decide to start a podcast to find out if they will become friends. Share in the journey as Dev & Kyle discuss sports, kids, hobbies, wives, and any other weird shit that flows out of their goofy faces while learning a little bit more about each other.
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  • Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse August 22nd 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse August 22nd 2023
    Aug 22 2023
    Welcome to this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss the weird hobbies of produce managers, what it will be like to be 100, how the pacific coastal waters have a way to try to shut that whole thing down, Dad movie plots, and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Blendjet 2! Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:20 Come in like a lamb 00:40 Like a thousand spoons when all you need is a knife... 01:45 Kyle has forgotten being a child anymore 02:05 Dev famously asks a question he has no intention to listening to the answer to 02:52 So mentally sharp, she just *stood up* 03:27 Grandma Suzie is a weird name for a kid 04:00 RIP Pee-Wee 04:30 Pee-Wee was the gayest thing on Saturday Morning TV except for He-Man 05:30 Kyle's slight age difference with Dev only mattered from 1987 to 1998 06:15 Turns out Dev wasn't there for Kyle's childhood. If he was, there would be less to tell Dev 07:50 "We're on vacation, go ahead" 08:50 Kyle fantasizes about being 100 years old 09:20 WALTER KRONKITE, Damnit 09:50 and yet somehow an mp5 would be a worse podcast format 10:15 We didn't tell you kids about anything... 10:45 "Don't google kids" -- this advice brought to you by Dev & Kyle 11:30 Social Media algorithms are the worst 12:15 Tie you up with dopamine 12:30 My deepest desires? oh la la 13:10 Every single one. They are not as important as you think 14:00 When you're an adult, take a break from your parents, too 15:30 TikTok causes cancer. You heard it here first 15:50 "Facebook was better in the good old days" (we're talking about the unfiltered, chronological feed) 16:25 Facebook solved their problem by making yours 16:50 Nothing but rabbits and holes on this show 17:15 Kyle stands behind the idea that people aren't confused 17:50 There was a church picnic in Kyle's house and he was so surprised 19:24 It shrinks? 19:40 The Walter Kronkite of the Seinfeld of Podcasts has never seen Seinfeld 20:30 https://themessenger.com/news/spider-capable-of-causing-permanent-erections-shuts-down-entire-supermarket 21:15 You got some of that spider venom for my dick, yo? 21:50 Big fucking spider makes you better at fucking... 22:55 Erecno-phile 23:10 Step Spider? 23:55 You wanna get pricked? 24:25 Spiderman: No Way Down 25:00 Do not repeat anything you hear on this show at work. PLEASE 25:45 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation 26:30 Crab People 26:50 Dev bullies Kyle into the theme song 27:53 Dev slowly goes insane 28:50 Now Kyle will skip that episode so that he will never know 29:30 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q 30:30 We don't wait like Tom 31:00 Dad movies 31:55 Didn't get Moms 32:40 They go hard for Dads 33:10 65 Million Years, Adam Driver 33:55 Driver People, Driver People, look like people, talk like people 34:25 Dev's conspiracy theories 34:45 Olestra 35:10 He was mostly right: https://newsfeed.time.com/2012/08/14/mountain-dews-dub-the-dew-online-poll-goes-horribly-wrong/ 35:40 Kyle may be skittling on this show. Who knows? 35:55 Jolly Rancher in a Zima is what you served 17 year old girls when Kyle threw parties at 17 36:30 Dev always has too much faith in humanity 37:00 Butty McButtface 37:55 Let's check the stakes here 38:30 Welcome to the Internet 40:00 It is the Ramen noodles of plot, just add Adam emoting 41:00 Catching up on Marvel in the Kyle House 41:30 We all deal with loss in our own way 42:05 Well do they??? 42:24 JOKE TIME! 42:35 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A 44:30 Dev & Kyle's immense research audience 44:50 The problem is always you, not us 45:15 What's the difference between Kyle and the New York Times? Kyle liked crossword puzzles before he was 40 years old 46:40 Bring on the buckets of fear! 47:15 People having fun instead of wage slavery? 47:40 The brain is an organ, just like a penis. They're the same 48:15 Snoop should sleep easier 48:40 Dev proves he's not Gen X 49:55 We went there because that's what we do here 50:30 Nothing counts anymore 50:45 Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse Home Game available nowhere 51:25 Dev said it, not Kyle 51:40 Dev comes for Canada 51:50 devnkylesta@gmail.com 52:05 Its not Quebec without a team 52:51 Thank god Dev's French is terrible
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    55 mins
  • Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse August 8th 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse August 8th 2023
    Aug 8 2023
    Welcome to the first of many Tuesday editions of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! The boys are back at it this week after some technical difficulties, but they persevere. Join Dev & Kyle as they discuss scorching Phoenix heat, giant scorpions, one thousand downloads, the statistical birth/death count of Netflix outages, Arizona wine country, peeing standing up and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! Blendjet 2! Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:22 The show begins on a whimper 00:40 Technical issues abound but we persist 01:10 Show publication moves to Tuesdays at Noon Eastern. Thank you for your support 01:20 Dev discusses the weather 01:40 The record breaking heat streak is over 02:15 https://www.simscale.com/blog/nasa-mars-climate-orbiter-metric 03:10 "this guy" was JPL and "that guy" was Lockheed Martin 03:45 Kyle provides insight into his missed opportunity as a moral judge of society 04:25 Dev measures on outputs, not effort 05:00 An unplausible story from the beginning 05:30 Don't touch other people's work product, Apocalyptos 05:40 Doubting Dev is his wife's #1 hobby 06:45 No Netflix... just chill 07:30 Dev's understanding of cooking is ... weird 07:55 The love story of a rocket scientist and a race car driver 08:25 THANK YOU, APOCALYPTOS!!!! 09:00 Kyle & Dev Kickstart the Recording Apocalypse 09:40 Dev & Kyle invented the accountability partner. Bet you've never heard of that 10:25 Listening to himself is now Kyle's #1 hobby 10:45 The number one reason for this show 11:30 https://mashable.com/article/voyager-nasa-how-long-will-mission-last 12:05 https://skyandtelescope.org/astronomy-news/glitch-causes-voyager-2-to-briefly-lose-contact-with-earth/ 12:40 You'll need the pythagoran theory for your podcast someday so pay attention kids 13:10 "I bet someone is going to fuck up in a very specific way" 14:15 The scientific Medal of Honor 14:30 The Devie's... 15:05 Devie and Kylie Start the Apocalypsie 15:25 Dev's Karaoke 15:40 Giant regular creatures... no thanks 16:00 Birds are studpid 16:40 Hey Austra-lyptos! 17:01 Kyle reads the back of the baseball card for Dev to guess 17:15 a three foot long freshwater scorpion!! 18:05 Faster than a flipflop! 18:25 Speed is speed. Many other scientific definitions available on this show 18:50 Dev does some light googling 19:05 Email us at devnkylesta@gmail.com 19:25 Cats will fuck your shit up 19:50 Dev is the douchebag on Kyle's podcast 20:15 ChatGPT is not as good as Dev 20:35 Discussion of Dev's ability in a triathalon 21:25 In which crocodiles and alligators choose their favorite format of a bicycle 22:30 Dev loses the trip to Cancun 22:45 This week on Syfy! 23:06 Snake Ass..... 23:30 Smurfette would be jealous of the downtime 24:18 JOKE TIME! 26:18 Dev expected more compassion from Scorpion 27:17 Hi Mrs Dev! 28:10 Mrs. Kyle doesn't like this show 28:40 Stone faced Kisser 29:10 Don't laugh at the parts we don't find funny 29:35 Dev predicts a lame-o 2nd half of the episode 30:45 https://www.lovetoknow.com/life/relationships/what-are-first-second-cousins 31:05 Kyle admits one of his only flaws is helping people be less wrong 31:15 This important part of the story 32:30 The pressure is already on for Kyle's kids to make grandkids, but not from the top of the org 32:40 The nervousness has started... 33:50 Well timed surrogacy 34:10 Assured genetic alignment 34:45 "Without the concept of legal adoption..." Boy this show is sometimes weird? 34:50 Step-twins! 35:17 devnkylesta@gmail.com 36:08 Still waiting on that email from Christian Laettner's family 36:50 Saturday Morning Children's television! 37:20 Stop it, DEV! 37:30 Dev's lucky he has Reddit to blame for his depravity 38:00 It wrongs itself! 38:50 Dev is challenged 39:10 Dev wins the challenge 39:30 https://a.co/d/4TVhPpz 40:15 Dev misunderstands the concept of wanting this alarm clock 40:48 Check the selling point of your oven. Is it soundproof? 41:35 Dev's back on Reddit 42:00 It was not the sink... 42:20 This story has to be fake if Kyle knows how to clean it 43:00 Smells like burnt piss 43:40 Health tips from Dev 44:05 https://www.pnas.org/ They have to KNOW, right? 44:30 P-nasty 45:00 Arizona wine country in Cornville 45:25 Dev is joining the Chamber of Commerce 45:40 Kyle explains what happens to the adult invite list of children's birthday parties 46:48 Six foot golden arch 47:00 Screams through the crowd 47:15 The world is *everyone's* urinal 47:55 https://a.co/d/2CWdirk 48:10 $12 now 48:30 devnkylesta@gmail.com 49:05 Kyle would never be disappointed in Dev. That's Dev's job. And Mrs. Dev 49:20 A THOUSAND DOWNLOADS!!!! 50:10 Night, John boy 50:42 gross
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    53 mins
  • Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse July 23rd 2023

    Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse July 23rd 2023
    Jul 23 2023

    Welcome back to this week's edition of Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse! A shorter than normal episode this week because Dev suffered a mild concussion about an hour before the recording started. Join Dev & Kyle this week as they discuss that head injury, Kyle's faith in St. Bluetooth, Kyle's child's lack of self preservation instincts, watching kid's movies out of order, dismembered feet and much MUCH more on this week's episode of Dev & Kyle Start The Apocalypse!

    Use our special link https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A to save 12% at blendjet.com. The discount will be applied at checkout! 00:50 Don't google that. It isn't real 01:10 We all have to suffer it 01:40 Dev & Kyle Start the Apocalypse 02:05 Juicy J & Dusty Sparkles Start the Apocalypse 02:30 Submit your suggestions to devnkylesta@gmail.com 03:20 Dev's Amnesia leaves Kyle in charge 04:00 A euphemism would be "Doing the Sting Tango" 04:29 Roughly 4 inches / 10cm 05:10 Dev concussion leads to distraction 06:15 Dev tells us all about kickball rules 07:20 WE GOT 'EM! 08:40 I'm taking them out, too! 09:15 Kyle is "Old Iron Butt" 09:40 Wherein Kyle questions Dev's medical knowledge while he is concussed 10:48 23 days of 110F/43.3C straight. 6 days of 115F/ 46.1C 11:15 With the confidence only a two year old can have 11:50 Like a super-hero 12:10 The finger wag was too much though 12:45 When body slamming children, I always recommend having a witness 13:20 Kyle tricks Dev into circus tricks 14:00 Nothing in this show should be construed as medical advice. EVER 14:30 The best joke of the show foiled by that pesky timer 15:10 Dev brings the whole show down 16:14 Joe Walsh: 'Hotel California's' resident room revamper! 16:25 actually about $255,780 today 17:05 Rustler's Rooste was established in 1971 18:00 Dev's incredibly interested in balloon animal guy attire 20:30 Dev's futile attempts at steering the family movies away from the annoying ones 21:31 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0209144/ 21:50 Madlynn! 22:10 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19500164/ 22:45 Go ahead, internet. Remix it 23:20 A very positive review from a 2 year old! 23:35 We caught Dev's daughter with a sharpie drawing a broken teacup on her leg 24:00 Much like this episode, nothing makes sense 24:10 Kyle doesn't like a movie he has to watch twice just to understand it 26:00 Hickville Dev & ChatGPT Start the Apocalypse now 26:30 Kyle finds religion... 27:25 St. Bluetooth 28:05 My watch is connected. Everything will be okay 28:35 https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0263488/ 28:55 WHOA! 29:05 EXCELLENT! 30:45 Kyle knows how to use a map. He isn't completely inept 31:35 In which we find out about the shared consciousness of Louisville 32:30 History of the streets & addresses of Tokyo 32:55 https://oldschoolshirts.com/blogs/news/toy-tiger-in-louisville-was-a-bardstown-road-landmark 33:15 How Tokyo addresses come to be 34:25 Dev doesn't question why they tore down their house. He's ill 34:51 These are the official post office addresses 35:10 Dev begins to melt down 35:37 Joke Time!!! 35:48 https://zen.ai/ytYCwxl82HFicdbVewg-8A 37:38 Dev loves a weasel tune 37:55 A new spin on K-POP 38:30 The mouse does actually deserve some poking right now 38:58 All of the violence is against the mouse, not people 39:31 Make us an offer we can't refuse 39:50 Our big break is coming on that Scuba Mask 40:15 https://www.iflscience.com/the-mystery-of-why-human-feet-keep-washing-ashore-in-the-us-and-canada-has-been-solved-59513 41:18 Dev's the heel in every story 41:35 apparently there was one matched pair once 41:55 They finally figured it out with DNA at one point by discovering it was the foot of a known bridge jumper 42:55 You're now buying LESS SHOE! 43:25 some of the people are missing 43:45 ON, give us a call 44:00 Tennis shoes - get it? 44:28 Shoes are going down longer and deeper on me than anyone else 45:00 Bedazzle the fuck out of those shoes 45:56 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xU2IWKfNLo
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