This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Paul's irritation!
• Irritating tics!
• Leonard!
• Dave might just be a bit irritating...!
• Little brother, Dave!
• White person taco night!
• Pico de Gallo!
• Boring recipes!
• Paul's delicious salad dressing!
• "Hi! My name's Steve, and I'm a convicted sex offender!"
• Bring that sass!
• Don't eat Boar's Head Meat products!
• Paul doesn't give a S**T!
• Paul's connection to the new show, "English Teacher"!
• World DanceSport Federation names Raygun Number 1!
• Kidz Bop is creepy asf!
• "The Goonies"...Part 2?!
• Bad movie sequels!
• Dumpy is screwing Looney!
• Dave's algorithm is kittens!
• Facebook addiction is real!
• You have to pay taxes on your car every year in Virginia!
• Cybertrucks suck even more in Virginia!
• Paul saw a Cybertruck in the wild!
• Wrapped Cybertruck looks better than unwrapped!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Jade's "Angel of My Dreams"!
• Dave's Pico de Gallo on Instagram!
• Boar's Head Meat Statement Re: Recall!
• Disgusting Boar's Head Meat plant!
• Boar's Head Meat recall!
• "English Teacher" on Wiki!
• Raygun named worlds #1 breaker!
• Raygun AI Assisted routine!
• Phil Hartman "Sassy's Sassiest Boy!"
• 5-Year-old Breakdancer!
• Kidz Bop website!
• Kidz Bop Videos!
• "Cyberstuck" Subreddit!
• Wrapped Cybertrucks!
• Guy's Cybertruck is electrified!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Why is Dave doing what he's doing? To annoy you! Is it working?
• Paul is very demure and mindful!
• Dave got French right!
• Sassy Paul is out to play!
• Jools Lebron! Look them up!
• Paul's sudden love of...feta?!
• Greek salad deliciousness!
• Glazed donuts!
• Paul ate ALL the feta!
• If you're offended easily, please don't listen!
• Dave suffers from CRS - Can't Remember S&*t!
• Blanche! What's the deal with Raygun?!
• When you screw up in 2024, it's global!
• She has a PhD in it!
• We are in the movie "Idiocracy"
• Hawk Tuah girl, Haliey Welch, is peek 2024!
• Stupid people charging for tickets to their wedding!
• CyberTruck is crap!
• Electrolytes! Plants need them!
• Bedazzled Crocs!
• LEONARD!
• Eel adventures in Vietnam!
• Paul's love of rulers!
• How did we survive the Middle Ages?!
• People were disgusting!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Jools Lebron's TikTok!
• Jools Lebron can finish transitioning now!
• Rachael "Raygun" Gun's Olympic performance!
• Rachael "Raygun" Gunn 'devastated' by online hate!
• Man upset people aren't sending RSVP for $450 wedding!
• Couple sell tickets to wedding for $333!
• Lewis Black's Cybertruck rant!
• "Idiocracy" wardrobe department bought Crocs!
• Doctors pull eel out of man's anus!
• Tell the tale of Lemmiwinks!
• Paul's hemorrhoidal experience episode!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Episode 69 with someone planking on top!
• Saturday recordings!
• Dave is a little old man!
• LCBO on Strike!
• Doug Ford, brother of Crackhead Rob Ford!
• Dangerous edibles!
• Dave enjoys being high!
• The Great Mysterio!
• Dave has no point!
• Medicine time!
• Death denying society! Yay!
• Rick Mercer's ice flows!
• "The Office" is awesome!
• "RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars Season 9" is Fantastic!
• Paul wants an extra 3 inches!
• Death has visited us too many times recently!
• RIP: Shannen Doherty, Shelley Duvall, Martin Mull, Richard Simmons, Dr. Ruth, and Bob Newhart!
• "Charmed" was cheese!
• "How Soon is Now" is LIT!
• We want to see a movie!
• SCREW YOU, CINEPLEX!
• Sneezing out your intestines!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Rob Ford crack smoking controversy!
• The history of MDMA!
• Rick Mercer: Talking to Americans!
• Nina West!
• Florida man sneezes out his intestines!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Harrison Butker wants his wife in the kitchen making cookies!
• The Rule of Thumb was a thing!
• It's 2024, for goodness’ sake!
• Trad Wife movement is ridiculous!
• Right wing homosexuality!
• Stop thrusting your religious nonsense on me!
• Happy Birthday, CIA Amy!
• Happy 52nd birthday, Dave!
• Nummy Steak!
• Paul is an extrovert-introvert! Dave is simply introverted!
• Dave's age can be talked about in decades!
• Sitting on a secret!
• Ancient scrolls!
• We miss rotary phones!
• People are ignorant!
• Bear gives the kids a show at the Seattle Zoo!
• Our cats aren't catfluencers!
• Amazon cat!
• "Baby Reindeer" was creepy!
• "Young Sheldon" finale was ok!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Tradwife Movement!
• Bear eats ducklings at kids birthday party!
• Pet cat accidentally returned to Amazon!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Laughter!
• Intros are fun!
• Amy Sedaris night!
• More WINE!
• Bye bye, OJ!
• Dave has a bunch of useless crap in his mind!
• We experienced solar eclipse totality!
• Bloody clouds!
• Car sickness!
• Day to night, back to day in minutes!
• Sharp shadows!
• The rapture will get rid of a lot of a-holes!
• Paul's phantom conversations!
• Special dogs!
• Glucose dog is disappointed in Dave...!
• JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop music!
• Kiss sold their catalog for 300 million!
• She's a sapphist, Rose!
• Paul loves JoJo!
• Allergies are fun!
• Yay! Trivia!
• Monkey brains!
• Twitchy eyes!
• Sexy teeth!
• Leonard!
• Icelandic elves!
• Flat earthers are stupid people!
• FRANCE!
• Hello Crystal Lake, Illinois!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• OJ Simpson Juror says 90% of them knew he was guilty!
• "That Chapter" YouTube channel!
• Murderer gets retried by the military to get around Double Jeopardy!
• Sharp shadows during eclipse!
• Kiss sold their catalog for $300 Million!
• JoJo Siwa is under the impression she invented Gay Pop!
• Tegan and Sara poke fun at JoJo Siwa!
• Caitlyn Jenner doesn't want her car crash compared to OJ!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• It's WINE o'clock!
• French butcher!
• Gewürztraminer wine!
• David is a cheap drunk, apparently!
• Paul is a fantastic chef!
• Soy sauce problems!
• We enjoyed "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire"!
• Truman Capote was annoying!
• Smoking is gross!
• Vaping is ridiculous!
• Solar Eclipse of the heart!
• Totality is where it's at, baby!
• All the earthquakes!
• LinkedIn Affairs!
• Farts are funny!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Ivana Trump's grave is overgrown!
• Woman's husband hacks her LinkedIn profile to announce her affair!
• Toilet plunger poop spray!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• Gross songs! Thanks, Tim!
• Yeast is still gross!
• Paula Abdul!
• Paul's songs and music ADHD!
• Yes, and?!
• Madonna is a jackass to her fans!
• We love sleeping!
• More BLTs!
• Dave??!!
• We miss John Candy!
• Paul isn't sentimental!
• Let's get rid of Dave's stuff before he dies!
• Dave is Paul's daddy!
• Pornhub pulls out of Texas!
• Your car is reporting your driving habits to your insurance company!
• Gleaning with Paul!
• "Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intent" is very Canadian!
• Let's boycott Kellogg's!
• Wendy's greed!
• Yay! Trivia!
• Dave's Hardy Boys kidnap fantasy!
• Paul's TikTok addiction!
• Possible American TikTok ban!
• Poetry. Yuk!
• Christian science textbooks are crazy!

Episode Links (In Order):

• "Rush, Rush" - Paula Abdul!
• "Tastes Like Burning" podcast!
• Madonna calls out disabled fan for sitting during concert!
• Madonna being sued for late concert start!
• Ronnie Vino - It's Friday Night!
• Remembering John Candy!
• Mary Margaret O'Hara at John Candy's memorial!
• "Atuk" - The cursed movie script!
• Pornhub is pulling out of Texas!
• Your car is spying on you and snitching to the insurance company!
• Boycotting Kellogg's!
• Wendy's pricing controversy!
• FRANCE!

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This Episode has EVERYTHING!

It's got:

• The BEE GEES!
• Dave is a lady boy man!
• We're a day late, but yer getting an episode!
• Paul is the animal nanny!
• Olive the dog!
• Dave, the BLT master!
• No basic sandwiches for Dave!
• Paul is a basic sandwich bitch!
• Trailer park memories!
• Head Cheese sounds DELICIOUS!
• Happy Early 20th Anniversary, Doug and Chris! Have a fantastic voyage!
• We watched "Bridge of the Doomed"!
• Yeasty cinnamon rolls! YUMMY!
• Milky goodness!
• How to cultivate human yeast?!?!
• Don't Google Thrush, Lemon Party, or Lindsey Graham's Ladybugs!
• Dave's colonoscopy fun!
• Peg Lyte is disgusting!
• Sure, Jan!
• Cacao!
• Donuts and pies!

Episode Links (In Order):

• Episode in which we talk about our friend Doug being in a movie!
• "Bridge of the Doomed" IMDB Page!
• Our friend Doug's IMDB Page!
• Woman gets Thrush from her yeasty cinnamon rolls!
• Episode in which we talk about Pap Smear Beer!
• "Don't Whizz on the Electric Fence!"
• PNW Haunts and Homicides!

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